#not confessions

[fictionkinfessions]

Mpc why is everyone deciding to send weird batshit rants to your inbox suddenly….

It feels like people spend too much time in online spaces of echo chambers and bad opinions [aka ableism, classism, etc] and not enough time going outside and talking to, idk, grocery store cash register people. Their neighbor. Literally anyone.

And listen I know it's ableist to say shit like 'lol go outside'. But honest to god people only show a specifically curated image online. And it's very easy to mistake a facade of a person for what humanity really looks like.

Y'all. The people in your phones isn't real. Go people watching. Talk to strangers in your community. Remember all movies is propaganda and fiction, and does not reflect the reality you live in.

connie / mod whatever.

[dirtybg3confessions]

A Vibe Check

Just a note for everyone as we grow- be kind to one another. The majority of this community is great and kind but occasionally we’ll check the notes on a post and find discourse that really doesn’t have a place here.

Y’all. This is a horny blog about a video game. It’s really not that deep.

Sometimes the confessions aren’t “dirty”- that’s okay.

Sometimes people have interpreted a character differently than you have- that’s okay.

Sometimes people start their post with a teasing call out.

Sometimes people’s confessions have a character behaving “totally OOC”.

Sometimes people like/think things that you don’t.

THAT’S OKAY.

None of the confessions are malicious- trust your mods to make sure of that.

Sometimes asks are sexy. Sometimes they’re unhinged.

Sometimes we take the time to find the perfect screenshot of Karlach giving bedroom eyes, and sometimes we spend hours putting bubbles on Gortash or putting cartoon Astarion in a hamster ball.

We’re encouraging you all not to take this blog too seriously- we promise you’ll have more fun if you just enjoy the ride.

[regretevator-confessions]

mod can i ask what YOUR regretevator confession is....

im eating a block of dry cold leftover rice and its not even good

[milgram-confessions]

Not exactly MILGRAM related, but do you guys want to help me settle a debate with my friends?

I might do some sort of QNA on my personal MILGRAM takes as a thank you after this. Let me know if you'd be interested in that! ^_^

[splatoon-confession-box]

You know what’s fun? Using any weapon you want during Splatfest 🦑

[ffviidirtyconfessions]

I just want to say thank you for being judgmental (complimentary) and feeling ways about stuff. Everyone is so into that "ship and let ship" attitude and that's usually fine but you're out here like "sefikura is fucked" and "don't call Barret stupid" and "imagine wanting to fuck Palmer"

braver than any SOLDIER 1st Class tbh

also you're nice to me about my Marle thirst and I appreciate that

Aww, thank you! I truly believe that the only way to really have fun in life is to be a little (or a lot) of a hater. It's funny, but at the same time with a community that's as old as FF7 is, there's a lot of things that people take for granted or just assume will fly that I think are worth talking about in a new light. Especially when it comes to how relatable the game is for traumatized people, and how fucked it is that one of the most popular ships is Cloud and his abuser. Or how cool Barret is and the steps that they're taking to develop his character after ignoring him in the past. Never fear, I will never stop being brutally, rudely honest. *salutes*

And of course I'm nice to you about your Marle thirst! As a lesbian myself, I find that all the FF7 girls are wildly underappreciated on a blog like this, let alone an old woman! She was one of my very favorite new characters from the remake. You in particular also have such a lovely way of writing about loving a woman, it always stands out to me when you're in the inbox. So please, send some more sometime! You will always be welcome.

[playchoicesconfessions]

Me whenever I forget to open the askbox and the queue is getting empty:

Me whenever I open the askbox and the anonymous confessions come flooding in:

Me whenever someone sends a confession about old books:

Me whenever a frequent blogger sends in another confession:

Me whenever someone sends a confession mentioning Ethan Ramsey:

Me whenever someone sends a nice wholesome confession about their favorite character or book:

Me whenever I wake up and check the blog, finding people arguing in the notes:

Me whenever everything is fine and people are getting along in the notes:

- Mod Bruffle 💓

[scpanonconfession]

Maybe, considering everything that happened with anon-scp-confessions blog, it’s not wise to start a second one. All it did was stir up shit in the community. If people want to express their opinions about SCP, they should make their own posts about it.

Sometimes, individuals hesitate to voice their opinions publicly due to the community's penchant for stirring unnecessary drama and blowing things out of proportion. This tendency can create uncomfortable situations, such as the bright situation.

While I empathize with your perspective, I want to assure you that I'm committed to maintaining a drama-free environment on this blog. While I don't hold the anonymous SCP confessions muse entirely responsible, they do contribute to the problem by allowing arguments to escalate unchecked.

I'd appreciate it if you refrained from asking about my personal affiliations. My priority lies in fostering an atmosphere of respect for individuals and their choices. While there may be individuals I choose to block. --Dr Chuck-E-Cheese

[elevator-hitch-confessions]

hi protag!

do you have any opinions on flowers? i personally really like dandelions (hence my username, lol)

[hmmm.... I'd say I like lilies. I dont really have a reason why I guess I just find them pretty]

-protag

[fictionkinfessions]

Current Ask Games for April

Second round for April 16st through 30th

. 1 Fic Counts "Go to your fanfic site of choice and tell me how many fanfics there are of you / your source / a pairing you are in, and if you're happy about that?" party note please do not name or link fics!

. 2 Canon Vines ""idea for an ask game: what is a vine that you think fits your source/some of your source medias? ^_^"" party note I spose it can include tiktoks and meme vids too?

Ask Game Rules and Tags below the Read More

A pinned posts for ask games will be created with current games and past games.

Ask games have an approximate 2 week time limit for participation. Meaning the first 14 days will be a single set of ask games, then we move onto the next set.

Ask game replies sent after the 2 week limit will be posted after the second month's ask game is over.

Ask games are limited to 1-3 per week, depending how many are sent in, or how many replies they get.

Ask games have the tag 'ask games'. Ask game replies will have the tag 'gamrep'. It's a unique tag that should prevent accidental blacklisting of other posts unrelated to this.

Ask game replies will be manually interspersed between confessions, at least every other post, or multiple every other post.

Ask games and their replies are on hiatus until September 1st. Excluding ones sent previous to this which are still on the queue.

Ask games sent in before then will be saved until September 1st, as will ask game replies.

NOTE. These guidelines may be updated and changed, if there are suggestions or adjustments needed.

[dirtybg3confessions]

Not a confession but I would like to apologise for sending whole ass paragraphs like ots some sort of writing exercise. I should try writing some fabdiction sometime

Your 1000 word essay on the pros and cons of breeding Gale Dekarios is due at midnight.

[regretevator-confessions]

WEACOME TO THE REGRETEVATOR CHURCH CONFESSIONAL.

this blog is one by one mod and runs on a queue. currently, we post 9 times a day from 9am to 10pm.

rules and other information can be found under the read more.

RULES:

no name dropping

no explicit nsfw asks

do not encourage harassment

if its not about regretevator or the community in some way, i will not post it

you are allowed to send asks in response to other confessions, but do not get too heated otherwise i will not post it

everything else not listed is fair game. these rules are subject to change if i find that something is an issue. i can choose not to post an ask if i feel that it does not follow the rules.

if you are not sure if a confession is against the rules, just send it anyways, because ill be frank our queue is very low most of the time.

if your ask hasnt been posted in ~7 days, then feel free to send an ask about if it was deleted or not. if it was deleted, ill tell you why.

TAGGING:

Confessions about the game will be tagged as "#regretevator confessions" and "#regretevator".

Confessions that arent about the game itself, such as confessions about the community or the discord, will be tagged soley as "#regretevator confessions".

Any non-confessional posts will be tagged as "#not confessions".

any posts that need trigger warnings will be tagged as "#tw [topic]". if we post something youd like tagged, do not be afraid to send an ask!

[milgram-confessions]

A few things.

This is not the mod behind this account typing. This is someone else. It's not important who exactly I am, but I want to point out that I have barely seen the mod behind this account in the last 2 days. I'm not sure how much longer it will be 'til he is able to stick around for more than an hour at a time.

He was originally going to refill the queue right after the holidays and apologize for being busy. Things happened though, and now I'm here instead.

I have been afraid to touch this account since it is technically not mine, so I plan to simply wait until the actual mod is back. This account is not dead or anything along those lines.

This may seem ominous now that I think about it, but do not worry. If everything goes as planned, he should be back and able to get this account running again in the next couple days.

[splatoon-confession-box]

I feel like the new suits are gonna be about 200 silver since the black gloopsuit is 150 but that’s a guess. I’m hoping they’re not all going to be that much but idk.

[ffviidirtyconfessions]

On the eve of the Advent Children theater screening events, FFVII Dirty Confessions invites YOU to share with us a story of the most annoying person at YOUR screening!

[playchoicesconfessions]

Annnnd... We're back! ✨️

It's been a while since we've posted confessions, so sorry for the wait!

Updates:

To anyone who has submitted confessions during our hiatus, hopefully, you'll see your confession(s) posted within the following week or so. Our queue is very full 🙃

Once our queue empties out, anonymous asks will be turned on, so stay tuned! In the meantime, feel free to still submit confessions to our askbox if you'd like

We are still looking for a new mod! If you're interested, view this post here

Finally, thank you for your patience and support! Without your confessions, this blog wouldn't be possible (and I wouldn't have anything to do when I'm bored and feeling Choices nostalgia 🥰).

- Mod Bruffle 💓