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help a girl out, tumblr. we’ve been going crazy trying to figure this out on twitter with no luck, and this even made its way to reddit. i’m hoping the original phannie who gave me this bracelet finally sees this and puts us all out of our misery.
#dan and phil#tit manchester n1#tit manchester#dnp#help us phannie won kenobi you’re our only hope#a mystery for the ages#WT MD IF#welcome to manchester dan isnoton fire
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oh my god i would actually die if this happened
i think dan should cover that fan's rendition of rave time on the piano in a sexy mrs claus dress
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Congrats on being in the last video!
thanks anon! i still haven’t fully processed that it happened because i’m currently traveling to vancouver for work and it all still feels super surreal
#lexi speaks#dnp#i started cringing at the intro thinking dan was going to make fun of it#but then phil was like listen#and it was so lovely#can’t wait to tell them that was me in london
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not sure if anyone has posted this here yet but i was able to obtain a bank of phan 69 phounds note at the red bank tit show and i finally remembered to scan it in case you wanted to print your own (it’s same image front and back). behind the cut just to be extra careful with spoilers 😬

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hey @amazingphil as someone with a linguistics degree, can you also clock people who were tumblr users during specific periods of time? or are you just so cooked from also being on tumblr then that it doesn’t register?
the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
#hey phil look at this#linguistics#dr. phil lester the linguist#gotta put that linguistics degree to use somehow
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December 2, 2009: “Uma Thurman just watched me have sex”
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since “bauble in your foot” wasn’t a lofi version of the rave time song, i decided to make it one! presenting: DanAndPhilBEATS feat. lexi - Bauble In Your Foot (Rave Time)
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since “bauble in your foot” wasn’t a lofi version of the rave time song, i decided to make it one! presenting: DanAndPhilBEATS feat. lexi - Bauble In Your Foot (Rave Time)
#dnp#phan#dan and phil#dan and phil beats#rave time rave time rave time#i’m not a tiktok girlie so this could probably be better i’m just dumb#and i wanted to get this up before someone else did something similar
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that stinky baby shit is insane and i know that's said in a dumbass baby voice i fucking hate couples
#but seriously#i literally call my cat that in a baby voice#so now i can’t unhear dan saying that like i do
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look who remembered to log onto tumblr! i already posted these on twitter but they were too cute not to share here as well. dan went to give them their crowns and i immediately jumped him saying they should be swapped around.
i got to give them the bubble bobble magnet i got them and tell them that it was my favorite childhood game too and that their video is my comfort video. phil asked if i had made it to the end of the game, of course 💚💙
i also finally got to ask their opinion of warren from btvs and the response wasn’t surprising in the least lol. when i said i went to high school with the actor who played him phil immediately was like “i’m sure he’s a nice person”, which was adorable.
maybe i’ll post the screen recording at some point but i was so awkward and ramble-y, so maybe not 🫣


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...did dan just say that phil was too well-endowed to wear the nun costume
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i haven't written fic in sooooo many years but i'm honestly tempted to sign up for the phandom summer exchange to get me writing again
#like i'm pretty sure i haven't written anything since glee maybe#but i kind of miss that creative outlet#and i've always loved doing fic exchanges in the past
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hey @danielhowell thanks for the proof that you floss, i guess.
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dnp hear me out!! if the office is collapsing and you can’t film…
ditl-leaving the house for the day to avoid builders
like pls you can just go for a walk and get a treat while getting away from builders and then get paid for it
#i do want a new ditl#but lbr#i would NOT trust those builders unattended at the phouse#they'll just fuck something else up#dnp
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i think my ideal job would be breaking down cardboard boxes for $30 an hour
#who wants to do this for me?#so many boxes in my house#just accumulating because i cannot executive function enough to break them down
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