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Okay, so I keep having dreams like EVERY NIGHT about an underground portal system that leads to random places in Canada. So last night I had a dream that there was a portal that lead to a backyard in Saskatchewan.

I then hop the fence and then I see Gandalf being chased by Lightning McQueen, and Lightning McQueen is trying to force Gandalf to put on these slippers that are made of like rubber, or whatever pool floaties are made of. And then Gandalf gets struck by lightning, because it's storming, and as he gets hit by lightning, Lightning McQueen hits him, and then a massive explosion erupts. Out of the smoke, rises none other than wwe superstar John Cena, who grabs Lightning McQueen by the tale pipe, and hurls him into the sun.

How my brain created this, I'm not sure. Is this something I could have made up? Probably not. Do I now have an irrational fear of Lightning McQueen because of this? No doubt.

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