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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

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Paintings by Jason Limon on Instagram

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People who love Hawks but can't stand Endeavor confuse me

Like, that's your blorbo's blorbo??? Your babygirl's favorite guy??

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he protec he attac

Inspired by Territoriality by @poppy5991

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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autistic guy with autistic anxiety is so good at inventing brand new social rules that may or may not exist specifically for the purpose of getting scared of breaking them. meanwhile somehow collecting a 100% strike rate on breaking the social rules that do exist. it’s a special talent

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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The birds set themselves apart from the other dinosaurs by their gift of flight, but the ratites turned their back on this gift, and so were shunned by the other birds, thus giving us the word "ostracised".

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I love how other stories have a love triangle where the main character has to choose, but Final Fantasy VII is very clear that dating Cloud is at least a two person job. Team lift per OSHA rules

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the nastiest pornographers in the land are drawing your heraldic beast looking doe-eyed and lame in the jaws of my heraldic beast