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Incorrect NCT quotes #109

Yuta: I'm sorry for saying "fuck" in front of the kids earlier.

Taeyong, standing with the Dreamies: You just said it again.

Yuta: I'm not a good role model.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #108

Mark: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired. I'll be fine.

Donghyuck: But I'll be so lonely without you there...

Mark: But...

Donghyuck: Come curl up in my arms

Mark: Oh well...wait are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Donghyuck: Is it working?

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Incorrect NCT quotes #107

Jaehyun *visibly drunk, raising a glass of vodka*: Here's a little toast I want to make for my boyfriend.

Taeyong: Jaehyun-

Jaehyun: Hyung, you make my life less hard and my dick harder. So thank you!

*downs the entire glass*

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Incorrect NCT quotes #106

Donghyuck: Truth or Dare?

Mark: Truth.

Donghyuck: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?

Mark: ...Dare

Donghyuck: Go to sleep.

Mark: I don't like this game.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #105

Jaemin: Can I sit here?

Jeno: That's my lap

Jaemin: So is that a no

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Incorrect NCT quotes #104

Mark: It's time to wake up, Hyuckie

Donghyuck: 5 more minutes...

Mark, smiling softly: 5 more minutes *snuggles up to Donghyuck*

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Doyoung: It's time wake up

Taeyong: 5 more minutes...

Doyoung, sharpening knife: Maybe you misheard me

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Incorrect NCT quotes #103

Priest: Lee Donghyuck, do you take Mark Lee to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Donghyuck: I Scooby-Dooby-Do

Mark: I want a divorce

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Incorrect NCT quotes #102

Jeno: Hey can you help me with this zipper?

Jaemin: Sure

Jeno:

Jeno: UP, Jaemin

Jaemin: Right. Sorry.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #101

Johnny: YOU'RE LOOSING TOO MUCH BLOOD WHAT'S YOUR TYPE??

Mark: Male or female? If it's male, then Haechan.

Johnny: BLOOD! YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Mark: Oh

Mark: *looks at injury*

Mark: Red

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Incorrect NCT quotes #100

Taeyong: *falls down stairs*

Jaehyun: *catches him* I think you just

Jaehyun: fell for me

Taeyong, blushing: Put me down

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Incorrect NCT quotes #99

*in a restaurant*

Waiter: Would like a table?

Taeyong: No, not at all, I came here to eat on the floor, carpet for 21 please.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #98

*after binging hell's kitchen*

mark: here's your water

johnny: *takes a sip* this shit is fucking dry. there's no flavour to it. absolutely hideous. let me have a word with the chef

mark: johnny-

johnny: your kitchen looks like a rat's nest.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #97

Ten: 99.9% of the people I know is stupid.

Lucas: I'm the 1%

Ten: Dumbass you mean 0.1%

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Incorrect NCT quotes #96

Lucas: Yum, thanks man!

Kidnapper: [putting more tape on his mouth]

Kidnapper: I said stop eating it

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Incorrect NCT quotes #95

Taeyong: [shining a flashlight under the bed]

Taeyong: Winwin, are you ready to come out yet and socialize with people?

Winwin: [demonic screeching]

Taeyong: Understandable, have a good day.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #94

Hendery: Ten, this is my Mum. Mum, this is my Ten.

Hendery: [realizing what he said] I- no I meant, um- That's not what I-

Ten: [holding out a hand to Hendery's Mum, completely straight-faced]

Ten: Hello, I'm his Ten.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #93

Chenle: I spy something beginning with an 's'!

Jisung: Shoes?

Chenle: No, not shoes!

Jisung: *looking over at Haechan arguing with Mark*

Jisung: Sexual tension?