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Scenario l

Me: *Bursts into mom’s room*

Mom: *Sigh* what is it now?

Me: THEY JUST ADMITTED THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER!

Mom: ...

LATER:

Me: *Bursts into room yet again* 

Mom: What now?! 

Me: I just got dad to watch the movies with me hehehe

Mom: Oh my god, sometimes you are just too much! Go to bed!

Me: *Back in room* It’s not “Too much sometimes”, mom. It’s called obsessive fangirling! And it’s a round the clock matter!

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Re-reading is like this:

*Already knowing what’s going to happen*

Me: Are they gonna get together? *I already know they get married*

Me: No!!! Don’t die favorite character! *Knowing that character indeed dies*

Me: GASP. How does this end? I must skip to the last page! *Having read this book before*

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When my OTP doesn’t have a ship name:

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You know, quarantine has given me time to read everything on my reading list.

All I do everyday is read. And it’s awesome.

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Do I Have A Crush?

Friend: Who’s your crush?

Me: ......

Friend: C’mon, I won’t judge.

Me: Promise?

Friend: Well, duh!

Me: ....... He’s fictional.

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The Powers Of A Bookworm:

1. Ability to read something in a day.

2. Ability to fight off necessities; like water, food, and going to the bathroom. Just to finish that chapter.

3. Ability to read while doing almost anything else.

4. Ability to be embarrassed for a fictional character.

5. Ability to cry when a character dies. 

6. Immunity to the world while reading.

7. Ability to love your books like your children.

8. Immunity to passing time while reading.

9. Ability to transport into the story.

10. Ability to read the world.

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When everyone on the internet talks about that one book, and you feel tremendous pressure to read it just so you can understand that meme.

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When Someone Mentions the End of Divergent:

Me: Just. Shut. Up.

Person: B-but-

Me: Don’t open old wounds, you bully!