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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here
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Gold, Blood and Darkness
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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom
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Literally went from:
“Why would I ever trust the word of an Oathbreaker?”
“It’s unwise to trust a bloody Sharran”
To:
“Why hello, Lover, that sounded more debonaire in my head, I admit”
“I am yours, my Heart”
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Aaaand I’m finally in Act 3 (fucking finally) with my Oathbreaker Paladin Durge run. I can only wish I’m talented enough of a writer to write a fic for these two I swear-
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I’m taking his boon every time
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They're roommates
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hello saw tumblr let me back in i found something on twitter
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Rhapsody
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she just sent me her location bruh wtf is this
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me after too many minor inconveniences
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Me:"who even likes man anyway they are annoying"
Also me when I see my favorite slasher who is worse than any man:
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it's literally him
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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
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@smallsith thank you for reminding me that I had this animation ready but completely forgot to post it lol
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