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You know those anime meta posts along the lines of “I was born with pink hair. The doctors told my parents I was a Main Character and ever since my life has not known peace from demons/spirits/sports competitions/harems who find me”

Well I see that, and I raise you this:

An anime boy whose appearance is, by absolutely anyone’s account, completely and utterly average. Mundane hair. Mundane eyes. Not even glasses to set him the tiniest bit apart. A simple, unmemorable, unrecognizable civilian among a backdrop of millions.

And he has a lot of passions, and a lot of ambitions, which he hones every chance he gets. He’s dabbled in sports and archery and cooking and just about anything you could wrap a competition around. And he’s competed in many of these. Every chance he gets. With all of his passion and all of his might.

He’s crushed by the competition every single time.

Until one day–one day something clicks for him. Something that should have seemed obvious from the start and yet never was–as though everyone, including himself, was unwittingly blind to it. It clicks, when he realizes every kid who’s beaten him in competition, every kid who’s gone on to fame and glory and acclaim, has been some candy-haired gel-spiked ridiculously-dressed fucker. 

There’s some trend there that this Main Character boy can’t explain and can’t understand but he decides, this one time, fuck it. He’ll play along too. He’s got a model train competition in four days, and he’s got nothing more to lose. He hits up the department store, buys the pinkest, noxious-est, fruitiest hair dye he can find, the spikiest hair gel available, and the gaudiest clothes on the thrift rack. He enters the model train competition looking like a bubble gum gijinka.

And he wins.

Suddenly, the other candy-haired contestants notice him. They talk to him. They pledge rivalries. Girls notice him. Judges applaud him. Acclaimed model train aficionados offer him internships across the world. He’s hit on something. 

The main cast expands to cover just about every candy-hair cliche in the book: from the mostly-normal-looking demure school girl with the blue hair to the Naruto-est, yelling-est boy with the red-and-green spiked hair. The cool megane senpais, the purple haired tsunderes, suddenly everyone is interested in him. They’re prodigies and upstarts and underdogs and they truly believe that this main character boy is one of them.

So the main character boy maintains his ruse. He touches up his roots at dawn every morning and carefully attends to his gelled spikes and tells absolutely no one about this great, uncanny, unfathomable secret he’s stumbled upon. He wins his competitions left and right. He racks up the acclaim. He’s hailed as a prodigy of all trades, just now bursting onto the scene, and boils to the top of all his candy-haired peers.

He’s rising up, his every dream within his grasp. Until one day he gets a note under his door, taped to an old picture of his Normal Boring self from middle school, that says “You don’t belong”

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... From one of Kotone's pokemon please!

send me a “...” and one of my muse’s pokemon will talk to you. [ accepting ] You have been subjected to... Espurr.

┐You there! Colorful human! Consider yourself lucky that I am a merciful being. A single twitch of my ears could unleash unfathomable power the likes of which your feeble mind could not hope to comprehend! As your better, you must submit to all of my demands immediately!

Now that we have come to an understanding... I demand... UPPIES!!!└

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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fuck consistency in art !!!  we ballin !!!!!!  whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god !!!!

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play Kingdom Hearts

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Just when i thought i couldn't fall in love with Elesa any more

....I love her.

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I need a hug...

There, i said it. Keep scrolling

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Such meme. Much oof.

So I’ve been playing Crisis Core…

SPOILER WARNING FOR THE END OF FINAL FANTASY VII: CRISIS CORE

this is the stuff you can catch on my channel, and at twitch.tv/dragonshymach20 

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Flop or not, Im seeing this Sonic movie

┏┓

┃┃╱╲ In this

┃╱╱╲╲ house,

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love

▔▏┗┛▕▔ and appreciate

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

———Movie!Sonic———

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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Beedrill would like to have a chat

Are grown adults still bragging about how amazing legendary Pokémon are? After my Butterfree defeated Kygore twice? I’m pretty sure certain Pokémon are stronger than legendary Pokémon.

Butterfree is valid!

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“How did White Diamond attack the Earth with Blue and Yellow if she didn’t leave Homeworld for eons?”

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Yeaa boi

happy Thursday the 20th