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[republic-of-molossia]

no need to remind me

OK sooo how do so move from the seaweed and bones vessel to my body again?

I can handle that part. You just stay still.

[The vessel that Sealand’s soul was in went limp, no longer a humanoid shape, it was simply a pile of seaweed, bones, and small amounts of blood. The eye of Sealand’s body(which was in front of xem) opened up quickly, but as Sealand stood up they flinched.]

OWW OW AH FUCK SHIT I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN OHHHH SHITFUCK I FORGOT HOW MUGC BEING STABBED ALL OVER MY BODY AND MISSING AN EYE HURTS.

You should probably get those wounds healed, see a doctor, perhaps?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I MOVE IT HURTS AND MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD NOW.

[republic-of-molossia]

oh what do you expect me to say? sOrRy?

this might sting a bit so watch out-

OK sooo how do so move from the seaweed and bones vessel to my body again?

I can handle that part. You just stay still.

[The vessel that Sealand’s soul was in went limp, no longer a humanoid shape, it was simply a pile of seaweed, bones, and small amounts of blood. The eye of Sealand’s body(which was in front of xem) opened up quickly, but as Sealand stood up they flinched.]

OWW OW AH FUCK SHIT I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN OHHHH SHITFUCK I FORGOT HOW MUGC BEING STABBED ALL OVER MY BODY AND MISSING AN EYE HURTS.

You should probably get those wounds healed, see a doctor, perhaps?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I MOVE IT HURTS AND MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD NOW.

[republic-of-molossia]

YES YOU IDIOT

can't beleive im wasting my time on this

*Molossia muttered, forcing Sealand to sit on a rock and putting the strange liquid on the bandages before harshly wrapping up xir wounds*

OK sooo how do so move from the seaweed and bones vessel to my body again?

I can handle that part. You just stay still.

[The vessel that Sealand’s soul was in went limp, no longer a humanoid shape, it was simply a pile of seaweed, bones, and small amounts of blood. The eye of Sealand’s body(which was in front of xem) opened up quickly, but as Sealand stood up they flinched.]

OWW OW AH FUCK SHIT I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN OHHHH SHITFUCK I FORGOT HOW MUGC BEING STABBED ALL OVER MY BODY AND MISSING AN EYE HURTS.

You should probably get those wounds healed, see a doctor, perhaps?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I MOVE IT HURTS AND MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD NOW.

[republic-of-molossia]

IF YOU DONT STAY STILL I WILL TURN YOU INTO A MUMMY AND CREMATE YOU

OK sooo how do so move from the seaweed and bones vessel to my body again?

I can handle that part. You just stay still.

[The vessel that Sealand’s soul was in went limp, no longer a humanoid shape, it was simply a pile of seaweed, bones, and small amounts of blood. The eye of Sealand’s body(which was in front of xem) opened up quickly, but as Sealand stood up they flinched.]

OWW OW AH FUCK SHIT I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN OHHHH SHITFUCK I FORGOT HOW MUGC BEING STABBED ALL OVER MY BODY AND MISSING AN EYE HURTS.

You should probably get those wounds healed, see a doctor, perhaps?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I MOVE IT HURTS AND MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD NOW.

[republic-of-molossia]

*Molossia snorts, rummaging around through their bag before extracting a green jar and bandages before walking over to sealand, smacking xem as Sealand attempted to back away*

what part of stay still did you not understand

OK sooo how do so move from the seaweed and bones vessel to my body again?

I can handle that part. You just stay still.

[The vessel that Sealand’s soul was in went limp, no longer a humanoid shape, it was simply a pile of seaweed, bones, and small amounts of blood. The eye of Sealand’s body(which was in front of xem) opened up quickly, but as Sealand stood up they flinched.]

OWW OW AH FUCK SHIT I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN OHHHH SHITFUCK I FORGOT HOW MUGC BEING STABBED ALL OVER MY BODY AND MISSING AN EYE HURTS.

You should probably get those wounds healed, see a doctor, perhaps?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I MOVE IT HURTS AND MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD NOW.

[republic-of-molossia]

you look like a demented pirate

OK sooo how do so move from the seaweed and bones vessel to my body again?

I can handle that part. You just stay still.

[The vessel that Sealand’s soul was in went limp, no longer a humanoid shape, it was simply a pile of seaweed, bones, and small amounts of blood. The eye of Sealand’s body(which was in front of xem) opened up quickly, but as Sealand stood up they flinched.]

OWW OW AH FUCK SHIT I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN OHHHH SHITFUCK I FORGOT HOW MUGC BEING STABBED ALL OVER MY BODY AND MISSING AN EYE HURTS.

You should probably get those wounds healed, see a doctor, perhaps?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I MOVE IT HURTS AND MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD NOW.

[republic-of-molossia]

seriously? you got free again?!

OK sooo how do so move from the seaweed and bones vessel to my body again?

I can handle that part. You just stay still.

[The vessel that Sealand’s soul was in went limp, no longer a humanoid shape, it was simply a pile of seaweed, bones, and small amounts of blood. The eye of Sealand’s body(which was in front of xem) opened up quickly, but as Sealand stood up they flinched.]

OWW OW AH FUCK SHIT I CAN FEEL PAIN AGAIN OHHHH SHITFUCK I FORGOT HOW MUGC BEING STABBED ALL OVER MY BODY AND MISSING AN EYE HURTS.

You should probably get those wounds healed, see a doctor, perhaps?

EVERY SINGLE TIME I MOVE IT HURTS AND MY CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD NOW.

[republic-of-molossia]

how about none of the above.....?

also, check out this cool dagger I found! >:D

hey we need a plan to get rid of the nose thief

got any ideas?

sincerely, @republic-of-molossia

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[republic-of-molossia]

want me to do it

WM,

I think it's time that you showed some loyalty to me

You've been thinking your actions have no consequences,

But they do

So glad to have you as my apprentice

@gimmick-nose-thief

Oh joy. What do you want now, director.

I’ve already given so much

[republic-of-molossia]

Heyyyyy Molossia!

I'm not here to cause any harm I promise-

So you kidnapped my maybe sibling @50percent-shell-oil, and I need them back. You can take them back right after! I just need to bring them to the director (@/gimmick-nose-thief aka the person that owns my fucking soul) so that they don't kill me or anyone else.

You'll help me out right...?

- WM

(Can’t sign this properly cuz then they’ll find me-)

nah.

[republic-of-molossia]

You have made enemies of the merchant. B e w a r e

I make a bunch of enemies

[republic-of-molossia]

sure go ahead

don't break it though.

Sooo... everything is fixed now, right? Antiquitian is my friend again I'm not rotting nor do I have a parasite--

You were give ominous warnings that I don't know the meaning of, Sealand.

SHUT UP AT LEAST LET ME PRETEND.

[republic-of-molossia]

hehe

Sooo... everything is fixed now, right? Antiquitian is my friend again I'm not rotting nor do I have a parasite--

You were give ominous warnings that I don't know the meaning of, Sealand.

SHUT UP AT LEAST LET ME PRETEND.

[republic-of-molossia]

oh really? would be a pity if i actually felt guilt about it

anyways sorry for this but i kinda need you to be frozen... and also a bonus about this dagger, is that it works on everyone! including people with a infinite healing factor!

*Molossia lunges forward, knicking the doctor with the dagger, the cheerful smile still on their face*

Sooo... everything is fixed now, right? Antiquitian is my friend again I'm not rotting nor do I have a parasite--

You were give ominous warnings that I don't know the meaning of, Sealand.

SHUT UP AT LEAST LET ME PRETEND.

[republic-of-molossia]

i got stabbed two times! also theres no use doctor. theres no cure to what i just scratched sealand with :)

you wanna check it out?!

*molossia shows the dagger, a bright gleam in their eyes and a cheerful grin on their face*

Sooo... everything is fixed now, right? Antiquitian is my friend again I'm not rotting nor do I have a parasite--

You were give ominous warnings that I don't know the meaning of, Sealand.

SHUT UP AT LEAST LET ME PRETEND.

[republic-of-molossia]

NOPE NUH UH NOT TODAY

@gimmick-nose-thief

Sooo... everything is fixed now, right? Antiquitian is my friend again I'm not rotting nor do I have a parasite--

You were give ominous warnings that I don't know the meaning of, Sealand.

SHUT UP AT LEAST LET ME PRETEND.

[republic-of-molossia]

*molossia twitches and with a adrupt head smack against a rock, they turn back to sealand. something was.... off about them.*

...o-oh good its working. hopefully this should take you out of commission for a while!

you can still talk, blink and all that stuff, you just can't fully move! isn't that nice?!

Sooo... everything is fixed now, right? Antiquitian is my friend again I'm not rotting nor do I have a parasite--

You were give ominous warnings that I don't know the meaning of, Sealand.

SHUT UP AT LEAST LET ME PRETEND.