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returnofismasm · 4 hours ago
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at a tribal finance conference listening to a quileute tribal council member talk about how companies have bought every house in forks, wa because it’s a tourist destination so they can’t hire people to work for the tribe
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anyway fuck stephenie meyer for profiting so intensely off of racist stereotypes of quilteutes and all native people while never contributing a dime to help them solve the problems she caused!
if you have the ability, you can donate to their move to higher ground fund here: https://mthg.org
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returnofismasm · 1 day ago
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STOP this is the feminism checkpoint. you have to comment something you like about a flawed female character. or explode
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returnofismasm · 6 days ago
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How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.
As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.
He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.
He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.
Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.
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returnofismasm · 7 days ago
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In terms of your least favorite location to complete quests:
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returnofismasm · 7 days ago
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honestly you all are so annoying because motherhood IS interesting but fandom people are simultaneously obsessed with deciding that every woman has motherly qualities and completely disinterested in actually exploring motherhood as a role that informs a character. I do think exploring a character being a mother can be wildly interesting if they are canonically one, but because of misogyny, people just view motherhood as a totally unremarkable naturalized state that all women must inhabit!
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returnofismasm · 12 days ago
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Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!
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returnofismasm · 12 days ago
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The parasocial relationship between people in Tornado Alley and their local meteorologists who stay up all night tracking thunderstorms
To the charming people crapping on the weather guy because he kept interrupting the basketball game to talk about multiple tornadoes that happened to be west of the major cities
Kindly get fucked
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returnofismasm · 12 days ago
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To the charming people crapping on the weather guy because he kept interrupting the basketball game to talk about multiple tornadoes that happened to be west of the major cities
Kindly get fucked
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returnofismasm · 13 days ago
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Your space station could not defend itself against one Cardassian warship.
KIRA NERYS - STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE S1E2 Emissary, Part 2
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returnofismasm · 13 days ago
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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returnofismasm · 15 days ago
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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*
Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea
Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything
Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today
Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you
Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)
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returnofismasm · 15 days ago
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STARGATE SG-1 || “The Quest Part 2” 10.11
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returnofismasm · 17 days ago
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INQ stands for Inquisitor. HAWKE means Hawke. HOF is Hero of Fereldan / the Warden.
Please reblog and tag with your selection!
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returnofismasm · 18 days ago
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Okay tumblr it's time for another classification semantics poll
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returnofismasm · 18 days ago
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my brother and I have very different opinions on my cat’s weight
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returnofismasm · 22 days ago
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Happy Confederate Surrender Day!
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returnofismasm · 23 days ago
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Out of curiosity rb and put in the tags how many fics come up when you type your last name into ao3. Apparently even though my last name is uncommon there's like 500
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