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if the materialists doesn't end in a throuple im rioting

ITS TOO MUCH PEDRO PASCAL CONTENT, 2025

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i miss stucky.

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I cannot make this shit up

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger man's clothes"

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i love these two silly little goobers

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Steve's choices / Bucky's lack thereof

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So Captain America and Bucky Barnes were so gay in the Winter Soldier that Disney had to backpedal so hard they left skid marks on pride avenue, and throw in a generic hot blonde who makes out with Cap the next movie, while Bucky gives him the thumbs up and high fives Sam Wilson like a dude bro at a frat party.

A hot blonde who never shows up ever again and isn't mentioned and is totally irrelevant.

And it's really funny because X Men did the same thing, where Charles and Erik were so fucking gay in Days of Future Past, that in Apocalypse they literally threw in Moira who does absolutely NOTHING for that entire movie, except be hot so that Charles can ogle at her like a drooling pitbull.

Keep in mind that she barely did anything in First Class either, and she might as well be a non character.

But then you look at fucking Venom.

A movie that did the full fucking reverse.

Where they had the subtext... and then they said fuck it.

And ramped it the hell up.

And to me?

That's peak comedy.

Venom might not be as well written as Winter Soldier or Days of Future Past, but it's the fucking spirit of the thing that counts.

Maybe it's because the Russos are terrified of gays and Chad Tom Hardy is having gay sex, I don't know.

all I know is venom is mending the wounds left by the other movies. good job, venom, and thank you, tom.

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intimate stabbing

outright obsession

confused pining

"no one knows me like you do"

lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is one of the gayest movies ever

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a fucking fact is bucky has ALWAYS seen captain america as more than captain america. to him steve and sam are just guys that he loves. just dudes he would die for. this bitch is one of the only men who has taken the time to really look beyond the shield so THERE.

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GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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Sebastian Stan photographed by Norman Jean Roy for Vanity Fair.

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and what if i started sob crying?? what then???

Zines are mailed out and we’ve gotten the a-ok! My submission for the brooklyn zine! Thanks to Aimee for putting this together and also to everyone who bought the zine :)

(side note: I actually sketched out a short comic explaining this illustration, but didn’t manage to finish it;;; I might go back to it eventually, though maybe not? Anyway, if I do it’ll be posted on my blog. )

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WHAT THE FFUCK IS GOING ON

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IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST SHIELD (in my opinion) ITS SO COOL I LOVE IT SO MUCH

okay, so i'm the type of person who will buy anything that involves my special interest, and funds will allow, so when i saw captain america gummies, i bought captain america gummies.

AND THEN! i came to the realization that the blue raspberry shield gummies are totally just the stealth shield from CA:TWS and i'm a yapper so i obviously had to inform my family of this breaking discovery and i just don't think they were as excited as they should've been😔✋️ so now i yap into the void of tumblr bcs i gotta get this discovery off my chest. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (also completely unrelated, but damn sam wilson be hot)

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OMG YES!! SO ITS FROM THE OPENING SCENE OF CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER AND ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE SHIELD!!!

okay, so i'm the type of person who will buy anything that involves my special interest, and funds will allow, so when i saw captain america gummies, i bought captain america gummies.

AND THEN! i came to the realization that the blue raspberry shield gummies are totally just the stealth shield from CA:TWS and i'm a yapper so i obviously had to inform my family of this breaking discovery and i just don't think they were as excited as they should've been😔✋️ so now i yap into the void of tumblr bcs i gotta get this discovery off my chest. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (also completely unrelated, but damn sam wilson be hot)

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no exactly!!! i'm so happy i'm not the only one thinking this😔🫶

quick late night but also always at the back of my head thought. do you think that bucky just can't help but like be a little gay for captain america. like obviously steve duh but then sam as well, like he got those heart eyes. and then I think about how much he hates john walker, and im like... maybe he knew he wasn't the right fit to be cap because he simply wasn't his type. now, logically, do i know this isn't the truth? yes. but do i like making things as gay as possible? also, yes. i think bucky's just into men with big hearts and the urge to do the right thing✋️😗 sue me!

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quick late night but also always at the back of my head thought. do you think that bucky just can't help but like be a little gay for captain america. like obviously steve duh but then sam as well, like he got those heart eyes. and then I think about how much he hates john walker, and im like... maybe he knew he wasn't the right fit to be cap because he simply wasn't his type. now, logically, do i know this isn't the truth? yes. but do i like making things as gay as possible? also, yes. i think bucky's just into men with big hearts and the urge to do the right thing✋️😗 sue me!