revityfalls

[revityfalls]

Dipper opens the door. He looks tired, blank. "Oh, you. Uh- Great Uncle Stanford is busy. Still. Not really doing social calls-" He cuts himself off as he notices Scape. "...That he might want to see, though."

They offer a box of chocolates that has a note on it:

[I hope you're having a swell day!]

- @quietchoco

Scape smiles at them, but it’s slightly strained. “ Oh… This is.. Thoughtful. But I’m afraid I can’t eat. What you see is only a projection of my true radiance~! “ To demonstrate, they attempt to grab the box; Their hands go right through.

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"Me and my darling here met ages ago! Isnt that right-" the fox jumps out of his arms and runs away. Northwest puts his hands on his hips. "Always shy of geusts, that one." He shakes his head. "Oh well. Tea?" he picks up a reused soup can filled with water and a tea bag thats been sitting on top of the heater. "Finely aged leaves!" By this he means he's been using this same tea bag for quite some time.

"Preston...? Oh- oh god- oh what happened to you here-"

"... hm, yeah this checks out-"

@gleeful-northwest-fam

The mans posture is comically "good", back forced up so straight and shoulders back so far that he bends backwards slightly. He wears a tattered tuxedo, not seeming to register the fact its dirty. His face is... "shaven". Very spotty, random patches of beard he also doesnt seem to notice.

"Hoho!" He laughs, exaggeratedly snooty. He seems cartonish yet earnest, entirely unaware how exaggerated his behavior is. "Geusts! Why, come into my mannor!" He holds the "door" of some sort of shed open, a poorly put together hovel in the middle of the dump. It looks as though a child decorated it to try and be fancy... Various peices of scrap from the yard strung up here and there, the shiniest peices for decor.

"Do be sure to take off your shoes!"

[revityfalls]

Northwest takes off his shoes- if they can still be called that, even. The soles are hardly connected and move like flipflops when he walks, and at this point the toes are more hole than shoe.

"Why, have a seat! Youre nearly in time for my hourly soiree!" Theres a crashing sound somwhere behind them and he turns around. "Ah, how foolish of me, gentleman!" He reaches into some rubble and wrangles out a fox. "Meet the missus!" It has somthing in its mouth, somthing it caught to eat most likley... It yelps aggressively and Northwest taps its nose in a chastising manner. "No speaking with your mouth full, darling."

"Preston...? Oh- oh god- oh what happened to you here-"

"... hm, yeah this checks out-"

@gleeful-northwest-fam

The mans posture is comically "good", back forced up so straight and shoulders back so far that he bends backwards slightly. He wears a tattered tuxedo, not seeming to register the fact its dirty. His face is... "shaven". Very spotty, random patches of beard he also doesnt seem to notice.

"Hoho!" He laughs, exaggeratedly snooty. He seems cartonish yet earnest, entirely unaware how exaggerated his behavior is. "Geusts! Why, come into my mannor!" He holds the "door" of some sort of shed open, a poorly put together hovel in the middle of the dump. It looks as though a child decorated it to try and be fancy... Various peices of scrap from the yard strung up here and there, the shiniest peices for decor.

"Do be sure to take off your shoes!"

[revityfalls]

"Preston...? Oh- oh god- oh what happened to you here-"

"... hm, yeah this checks out-"

@gleeful-northwest-fam

The mans posture is comically "good", back forced up so straight and shoulders back so far that he bends backwards slightly. He wears a tattered tuxedo, not seeming to register the fact its dirty. His face is... "shaven". Very spotty, random patches of beard he also doesnt seem to notice.

"Hoho!" He laughs, exaggeratedly snooty. He seems cartonish yet earnest, entirely unaware how exaggerated his behavior is. "Geusts! Why, come into my mannor!" He holds the "door" of some sort of shed open, a poorly put together hovel in the middle of the dump. It looks as though a child decorated it to try and be fancy... Various peices of scrap from the yard strung up here and there, the shiniest peices for decor.

"Do be sure to take off your shoes!"

[revityfalls]

 send me “now, honestly…” and a question and my muse(s) will answer: 

…. how they would normally respond …. how they would respond if they had to be totally honest

let’s see what we have to hide!

[revityfalls]

His eyes widen and his smile falls to a look of surprise, then concern and confusion as he slowly hugs them back. "Uhm...there-there?"

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

"Alright well uh...whatve you got to offer?"

Hello Stan it is me, the very serious Raisin. I hate farms and children and I talk constantly and I'm here to ask for your hand in marriage.

(If Choco's mod sees this I'm so sorry this was a joke that got out of hand I'm sorry it's not even malicious)

-- @anti-choco-anon

"What a...weird way to introduce yourself. This a prank or somthin?"

[revityfalls]

Hello Stan it is me, the very serious Raisin. I hate farms and children and I talk constantly and I'm here to ask for your hand in marriage.

(If Choco's mod sees this I'm so sorry this was a joke that got out of hand I'm sorry it's not even malicious)

-- @anti-choco-anon

"What a...weird way to introduce yourself. This a prank or somthin?"

[revityfalls]

"Hon...?" he puts a gentle, tentative hand on their shoulder

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

Fiddleford tilts his head with a gently concerned smile on his face, unable to quite tell whats happening. "You alright, chocolate pie?"

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

Fiddleford practically pouts at the picture. "Thats so cute..." he looks at it for some time. "I aint never really liked kids. Heck even young adults like yerself are a bit much fer me. But you?" he smiles at them. "I quite like you, my friend."

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

"Awh come on, please?" He grins "Ya said ya owed me, huh? Just let me see it, wont tell nobody, promise" he clasps his hands together

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

His eyebrows raise and he slowly smiles "Awe shucks, that-" he giggles. "Wow..." he rubs his face, grinning. "Thats...golly"

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

Fiddleford chuckles "Hey, dont worry about it." He smiles then pauses, turning a bit more solemn and...honest. "I ah...Haven't felt this good about myself in a while. Or smiled so much. So, uhm...thanks for...thinkin' so highly of me." he rubs the back of his neck

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

"I'll figure somthin out, dontchu worry. Heck, I could even farm-sit for ya's while yer there, give ya a break from it all!" He smiles kindly.

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

"You should take some assertiveness classes or somthin'." Fiddleford suggests then snaps his fingers "Hey, thats a darn good idea! Why dontcha do somthin like that?"

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*

[revityfalls]

Fiddleford looks deeply angry at this, a calm anger not directed at Choco. "Well that just aint right..."

Theres a polite, calm but firm knock on the door. Fiddleford stands outside of it, in comfortable clothing as opposed to his usual lab wear.

@revityfalls

*Choco had been lying in bed. They let out an annoyed huff of air as they got up- hair thrown into a messy ponytail. They could practically feel the bags under their eyes.*

*they sluggishly make their way to the door and opens it.*

What do you want.

*They sign, leaning on the door - not bothering to stan up straight, they have yet to process who is stabding infront of them.*