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I'm positive I am past my expiration date

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Probably gonna kill myself today

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appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Todoroki Shouto : [sigh] Sometimes being attractive is hard.

Midoriya Izuku : ...not funny.

Todoroki Shouto : I'm serious! In middle school, people elected me as Prom King AND Queen. I had to dance with myself! It was super awkward.

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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Mysterious admirer(s)...gone wrong?

Bakugou x reader

Summary: you’ve been finding cute notes at your doorstep lately, little did you know that Bakugou was facing the same situation.

‘Where did this come from?’

You looked up and down the hallway, which were devoid of life for a matter of fact, before looking down at the singular vibrant yellow post it note upon the ground alongside a ruby rose that looked to be in pristine condition as a light blush dusted across your cheeks at the sweet gestures that you honestly never thought of being on the receiving end. Ever.

You just didn’t believe that anyone would ever be interested in plain Jane (y/n) when there was people out there with god/goddess level beauty who could entrance anyone they set their eyes upon like a seductress/seductor, you saw nothing special about yourself that would earn you the attention of anyone never mind a certain vermillion eyed classmate you totally didn’t spend most if not all of first period gazing lovingly at the back of his head, somehow getting away with it without being publicly humiliated by your blunt, sleep obsessed, dry eyed homeroom teacher Aizawa.

But you did get unapologetically teased about it by the girls, mainly Mina and Hagakure to be specific, when you were in the changing room getting ready for training later that day.

While on the subject of the ash blonde, he too got obnoxiously teased by Kirishima and Kaminari when they caught him in the act of looking over to where you were sat chatting with the likes of Iida, Asui, Uraraka, Todoroki and that damn Midoriya but he wasn’t starting daggers at you. Oh no he wasn’t, actually he was starting at you with uncharacteristically soft eyes accompanied with a almost unnoticeable blush upon his fair cheeks some would normally mistake for expressing his anger, he denied all of this but it didn’t seem to convince neither Ejiro or Denki.

Speaking of the angry Pomeranian, he, like you, was greeted by a vibrant cyan blue post it note on the ground alongside a crimson red carnation that looked to be in pristine condition as if newly bought from the local flora shop just for this occasion specifically that it almost seemed planned.

‘The fuck?’

He scanned the end of his hallway in case any of the damn extras caught sight of him and spread it for even Aizawa to fucking know the details of like an infectious disease but just as he was about to dump them into the trash a thought crossed his mind that caused him to momentarily freeze on the spot.

‘What if (y/n)’s the one who left these here?’

He scoffed at the thought, snatching up the carnation and the sticky note in one hand, slamming his door shut with the other; He placed the carnation onto his desk as he read what was tightly scrawled across the note:

Like a carnation, you are prideful

Like a carnation, you are admirable

Like a carnation, you smell so sweet

That fire within your eyes make me weak

I fantasise about your strong arms sweeping me off my feet

Awaiting for the day where our lips would finally meet’

Bakugou swore that his heart skipped a beat, totally NOT imaging your voice as he read the note line for like all the while his cheeks began to heat up erratically, putting down the note upon his bedside table as he covered his head into his hands, groaning at how quickly he melted from some sentimental words as if his body was butter in pan, he was so grateful that he was within the confinement of his room or else he’d be whooping some extras asses for looking at him funny or even attempt at teasing him in the slightest. He was internally screaming his lungs out at the slight possibility that it could be you who written him those sickly sweet words in means of earning his affection. He wasn’t even bothered by it if anything he actually encourages it as it means that you were determined to get him to acknowledge and your advances. Even if he didn’t verbally express it but he tries to leave subtle signals in hopes of you picking up in them.

Though his way of showing it was to pretty much glare at the back of your head throughout Aizawa’s lecture during the morning classes which made some of your classmates to fret over you, going as far as to ask you during lunch what it was that you did to piss the explosive boy off while the others that were considered closer to Bakugou would just straight up tease him for the remainder of the day even if you were literally standing next to him, completely oblivious to what was happening, like they could stand in front of you and straight up tell you about Bakugou’s crush on you and you would most likely wouldn’t even batt an eyelid because you were in your little fantasy land. Bakugou groaned, flopping onto his bed staring up at the ceiling, thinking of how he should go about this without just straight up running to your room and demanding answers like the impatient shit that he is.

Meanwhile in Mina’s room, she, Kirishima, Denki and Sero were hard at work crafting more secrete love notes for both you and Bakugou as it seemed to them that neither of you were going to grow the balls and ask the other out anytime soon that they decided to take up the task of being Cupid in hopes of spending up the process and get you two together faster then it would’ve taken if they left it up to either of you.

“Done!” Mina exclaimed as she concluded the sentence she was on with a full stop, turning in her chair to look at the three Male scattered around the room groaning in relief, “finally. We were done an hour ago!” Kirishima stretched his limbs, groaning in satisfaction when they popped before walking over to the pinkette and looking over her shoulder at the neon pink post it note that had sickly sweet words scrawled across in black ballpoint ink.

“You’re really good at this Mina, hoe do you do it?” He asked impressed with his friends dedication to the craft and her determination in helping their friends get together, after all this was her idea to begin with as she’s a sucker for romance that’s for sure. She dragged the likes of Sero, Denki and Kirishima into her schemes claiming they’re her friends that share a singular brain cell and would go along with pretty much go along with any crazy idea that would pop into their heads to Bakugou’s dismay.

“Tsk, tsk Kirishima,” Mina started, scolding the ruby haired male, “You more then anyone should know about my love for anything remotely romantic, do all our years of friendship mean nothing to you?” She faked being hurt as she welled her eye with manufactured tears, pouting at the sharp toothed Male who rolled his eyes at her dramatics with a smile playing on his lips to show that he wasn’t bothered by her dramatics at all.

“ so when are we-“

“EVERYONE!” Iida shouted from the common room, “DINNERS READY!”

“Hold that thought Sero, dinner is calling my name.” Denki said as he, Mina and Kirishima races down the hallway like a stampede of wild animals who haven’t eaten in several days. Tape boy rolled his onyx eyes at his friends behaviour only to then rear his sights on to the notes upon the desk, shaking his head in disbelief before chasing after his friends, leaving the door wide open.

Big mistake. Because after dinner, the notes were gone.

All that was left was a note that said;

‘You’re dead meat.’

All they could think in that exact moment was, ‘oh shit.’

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Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inappropriate questions!

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Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

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FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS

IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.

The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia. 

Source: (x)

A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.

Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS! 

Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.

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50% of me: I want to be fucked so hard I can’t walk the next day

50% of me: I need a lot of cuddles and kisses

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Gimme that good luck!

Two years?! I’m in!

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Happy Pride!