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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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Rex: Holy shit, Six, do you know what this means?!

Six: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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Holiday: So Rex, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Rex: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Holiday: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Rex: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Holiday: A whole potato?

Rex: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Holiday: These just look like big slabs of black.

Rex: Because that's what they are!

Rex: And then for desert, we have chocolate.

Holiday: These are just chocolate chips?

Rex: They sure are!

Rex: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Rex: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

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Rex: We either die free, or die trying!

Noah: Are those the only choices?

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Rex: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Six, standing on the roof: Bless you.

Rex: God?!

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Noah: I owe you one.

Rex: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Bobo: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Rex, texting Noah: Don’t worry, I have your phone! Text me when you’re gonna come get it!

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Rex: We have a problem.

Noah: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Rex: I won a new phone in a race.

Six: Huh? What kind of race let’s you win a phone, Rex?

Rex: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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[Noah and Rex are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff]

Rex: Oh my god, Noah, backwards!

Noah: Really, Rex? I thought I might go forward into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Rex: Bobo is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Bobo: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

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Noah: This is...so dumb,

Rex, sitting on Noah’s shoulders with a pair of binoculars: The higher I am, the better I can see.

Noah: You can fly!

Rex: Hush now, Noah. I am searching.

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Six: I know what you’re up to. I know everything.

Rex: Oh yeah? What number am I thinking of?

Six: Pizza.

Rex: Damn...

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Rex: You know what’s a stupid letter?

Noah: Q?

Rex: Yeah, why do I hate Q so much?

Noah: Because it’s so obviously just an O trying to be all fancy with it’s pointless little tail.

Rex, angrily: Q’s pathetic.

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Holiday: I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get into a fistfight at Bed, Bath and Beyond to feel alive.