#generator rex incorrect quotes

[rex-secretweapon-salazar]

Rex: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Six, standing on the roof: Bless you.

Rex: God?!

[labrat8899]

Six: Holiday and I… are no longer dating.

Holiday: Six, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

[magicandmundane]

Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:

Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—

Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none

Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!

Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!

Wrecker: Too bad!

Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!

[tattycoram]

Cody: I wanna watch the bachelor Obi-wan: Well I wanna watch love island Rex: General do you remember that time that you faked your death and left to be a criminal without letting any of us know you were actually alive Obi-wan: *deep breath, hands the remote to Cody* Cody: You're the best Rex, whispering to Obi-wan I'm watching you

[brightsunsmeanshello]

*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*

Rex: I’m probably gonna die.

Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.

Rex: I’m ten!

Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.

[kingtuna]

Fox: who hurt you?

Rex: want a list?

Fox, preparing for murder: yea actually

[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk. 

Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. 

Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: Can my battalion campout with you tonight

Rex: What happened?

Wooley: General Skywalker was messing with a Sith artifact, broke it, and turned half of the battalion including my husband into toddlers along infested our ship with Sith ghosts.

Rex: And where is Ahsoka?

Wooley: She doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she's splashing the sky cruiser with swamp water and salt yelling "This isn't a hotel"

[im-here-and-im-confused]

Obi-wan - we've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Anakin will and will not eat.

Cody - Grass? yes!

Obi-wan - Moss? yes!

Cody - Leaves? Oh yes!

Obi-wan - Shoelaces? strangely enough yes!

Cody - Worms? sometimes!

Obi-wan - Rocks? usually no!

Cody - Twigs? usually yeah!

Obi-wan - Ahsoka's cooking? Inconclusive!

Rex - Right, and how...how did you test this?

Obi-wan - oh well we just handed him things, and said 'hey eat this'.

Cody - and if he ate it, he ate it.

Rex - Right okay, i don't know how im supposed to feel about this.

Ahsoka - WAIT SO IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SHOE LACES WENT!?

[bibannana]

Ahsoka *done, just done*: That was incredibly stupid Master.

Anakin *laying buried under a pile of droids, only his face visible*: Stupidly brilliant. Stupidly amazing. Stupidly incredib-

Obi-wan *rolls his eyes*: No. Just stupid Anakin.

Rex *also under the pile of droids*: HeLp mE.

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[rex-secretweapon-salazar]

Rex: I won a new phone in a race.

Six: Huh? What kind of race let’s you win a phone, Rex?

Rex: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

[whattowritehere]

Rex: So, what are all of your powers?

Ben: I can turn into aliens

Kevin: I can absorb matter

Gwen: I make good life decisions

Rex: That's not really-

Ben: No, trust us. She's our most important member.

[unicornblossom13]

Rebecca: Ben, Zak, what was the first thing you two did after getting shot at?

Ben: I called my parents to let them know I was okay.

Zak: Yeah, same here.

Rebecca: And what did Rex do?

Ben & Zak: He ate a banana.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

North: Look guys, Jack may not look like much, but having him here, he may actually save us.

Jack Frost: Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Bunnymund: [Quietly to Jack] If you blow this, we’re dead. Got it?

[clonesxlife]

Anakin: Do you think different paints taste different? Ahsoka: They do. Rex: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

[ograecus]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It appears to be one of Anakin's improvised plans. Mace Windu: How can it be a plan if it's improvised? Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not to worry. Just catch them when they fall. Captain Rex: A lot of the General's plans involve falling.