Rex: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Six, standing on the roof: Bless you.
Rex: God?!
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Watching the Darkness On Umbara arc, and because I still have Bad Batch brain rot, I’m thinking about how they would have reacted to Krell’s bullshit, so here’s what I’ve got:
Hunter: Sir, with all due respect—
Crosshair, flicking a toothpick: Which is none
Hunter, trying not to laugh: —we’re not doing that. Bad Batch, plan 43, let’s go!
Krell: Sergeant, you can’t—!
Wrecker: Too bad!
Fives, smacking Rex: Why can’t we be like them?!
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Cody: I wanna watch the bachelor
Obi-wan: Well I wanna watch love island
Rex: General do you remember that time that you faked your death and left to be a criminal without letting any of us know you were actually alive
Obi-wan: *deep breath, hands the remote to Cody*
Cody: You're the best
Rex, whispering to Obi-wan I'm watching you
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*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*
Rex: I’m probably gonna die.
Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.
Rex: I’m ten!
Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.
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Fox: who hurt you?
Rex: want a list?
Fox, preparing for murder: yea actually
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Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk.
Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Cody: Can my battalion campout with you tonight
Rex: What happened?
Wooley: General Skywalker was messing with a Sith artifact, broke it, and turned half of the battalion including my husband into toddlers along infested our ship with Sith ghosts.
Rex: And where is Ahsoka?
Wooley: She doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she's splashing the sky cruiser with swamp water and salt yelling "This isn't a hotel"
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Obi-wan - we've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Anakin will and will not eat.
Cody - Grass? yes!
Obi-wan - Moss? yes!
Cody - Leaves? Oh yes!
Obi-wan - Shoelaces? strangely enough yes!
Cody - Worms? sometimes!
Obi-wan - Rocks? usually no!
Cody - Twigs? usually yeah!
Obi-wan - Ahsoka's cooking? Inconclusive!
Rex - Right, and how...how did you test this?
Obi-wan - oh well we just handed him things, and said 'hey eat this'.
Cody - and if he ate it, he ate it.
Rex - Right okay, i don't know how im supposed to feel about this.
Ahsoka - WAIT SO IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SHOE LACES WENT!?
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Ahsoka *done, just done*: That was incredibly stupid Master.
Anakin *laying buried under a pile of droids, only his face visible*: Stupidly brilliant. Stupidly amazing. Stupidly incredib-
Obi-wan *rolls his eyes*: No. Just stupid Anakin.
Rex *also under the pile of droids*: HeLp mE.
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Rex: So, what are all of your powers?
Ben: I can turn into aliens
Kevin: I can absorb matter
Gwen: I make good life decisions
Rex: That's not really-
Ben: No, trust us. She's our most important member.
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Rex: I won a new phone in a race.
Six: Huh? What kind of race let’s you win a phone, Rex?
Rex: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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Rebecca: Ben, Zak, what was the first thing you two did after getting shot at?
Ben: I called my parents to let them know I was okay.
Zak: Yeah, same here.
Rebecca: And what did Rex do?
Ben & Zak: He ate a banana.
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North: Look guys, Jack may not look like much, but having him here, he may actually save us.
Jack Frost: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Bunnymund: [Quietly to Jack] If you blow this, we’re dead. Got it?
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Anakin: Do you think different paints taste different?
Ahsoka: They do.
Rex: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: It appears to be one of Anakin's improvised plans.
Mace Windu: How can it be a plan if it's improvised?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not to worry. Just catch them when they fall.
Captain Rex: A lot of the General's plans involve falling.
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Tup: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Echo: A doll.
Fives: A cinnamon roll.
Rex: A sweetheart.
Tup: ...
Tup: Stop it.
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