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Benjamin Tallmadge: John Andre, you have been found guilty of being a spy!

John Andre, internally: (Quick! Play dumb!)

Andre: Who's John Andre?

Andre, internally: (Not that dumb!)

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larry: i’ve been night guard at the museum for one night and if anything happened to any of the exhibits i’d kill everyone in this room and the myself.

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the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon

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Josh Groban: Literally has a whole ass singing career that he is well known for, already famous before great comet

Me, anytime I see him on tv:

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Night at the Museum 2

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larry: i feel like water solves all problems. wanna lose weight? drink water. clear face? drink water.

kahmunrah, bitterly: tired of your brother? drown him.

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He went to Starbucks.

Got the idea from one of @hack-king ’s posts.

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A period piece about a rugged charming adventurer, his British love interest, and her posh brother, all going on an adventure to find a magical object. Am I talking about The Mummy or Jungle Cruise?

(Lily and McGregor’s sibling relationship sounds adorable to be honest. When asked by Frank why McGregor went with his sister to the jungle when he doesn’t even want to be there McGregor explains that she’s the only person from his family who accepts and supports him being gay, so of course he was going to support her and make sure she’s okay)

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what each state is most known for

Alabama: racism

Alaska: cold, north, big

Arizona: hot, immigration

Arkansas: diamonds

California: surf, hollywood, big

Colorado: ski, mairjuana

Connecticut: not rhode island

Delaware: first state, “crossing it”

Florida, theme parks, oranges, hot

Georgia, peaches, peanuts

Hawaii: hawaii

Idaho: potatoes

Illinois: corn, corruption

Indiana: corn, better version of illinois

Iowa: corn, perhaps?

Kansas: the setting for the 2006 post-apocalyptic action-drama series jericho

Kentucky: the derby

Louisiana: new orleans, the bayou

Maine: like canada

Maryland: weird shape

Massachusetts: accents, 1776

Michigan: car manufacturing

Minnesota: lakes

Mississippi: racism, overweight (info from supersize me)

Missouri: st louis

Montana: big, empty

Nebraska: don’t know what this is, sorry

Nevada: vegas

New Hampshire: the one touching maine

New Jersey: we all know

New Mexico: manhattan project

New York: NY NY

North Carolina: better version of sc

North Dakota: new oil

Ohio: rust belt

Oklahoma: panhandle

Oregon: portland vibe

Pennsylvania: liberty bell, benjamin franklin

Rhode Island: smallest

South Carolina: fort sumter

South Dakota: mt rushmore

Tennessee: appalachia

Texas: remember

Utah: mormons, great salt

Vermont: the one not touching maine

Virginia: robert e lee

Washington: seattle needle

West Virginia: yikes, hunger games

Wisconsin: cheese

Wyoming: the capital is cheyenne and that is it

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Joe Mazzello as Eugene Sledge in The Pacific

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every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

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Ahkmenrah: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Larry: Are you… ok?

Ahkmenrah: Dexter stole my fucking garlic bread.

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so yeah I was going to use my sideblog as a place to reblog more stuff about like TURN: Washington’s Spies and other historical shows I like but who am I kidding, I’m prob going to mostly indulge in Night at the Museum stuff lol oops

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ahkmenrah, locking himself in his sarcophagus after his tablet gets stolen again: i am DISGUSTED, i am REVOLTED, i dedicate my ENTIRE life to our lord and saviour jesus christ, and THIS is the thanks i get?!