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yeah i’m not bringing this blog back or anything but like. f. pretty pissed it became canon but like i’ll always stand by that it’s a trash ship.

sooooo yeah. mod luke signing out 🤙🏻

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welp, i guess i’m half right

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out of all the star wars fans who unironically like vore i’m honestly not surprised it’s the rey//los

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I love you and your blog! Here's a smile (:

i have no idea how old this ask is but i love you too random anon -mod luke

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Why do they think Kylo letting Rey sleep is romantic?? Didnt he like almost kill her multiple times?? (i've never seen the movies but this blog was recommended lol)

because rey//los love to reach lmao (there's nothing romantic abt it, yes he did try to kill her multiple times) -Mod Luke

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ok i just went to see if someone who seemed shady to me reblogged r/ylo and my phone just. Knew™

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I mean, I’m just saying, but Ahsoka Tano is anti reylo.

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luke skywalker wanted to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters but instead the entire plot of star wars happened & that’s basically like having your #1 goal being a trip to Hom Depot and instead you get harrison ford and religion

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expecting this blog to be more active once rogue one comes out -Luke

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Fandom racism and hypocrisy are really the same everywhere… like, they pretend to not like a character of colour because his personnality/origin story/storyline are boring, but then they go around and give their asshole white fave all of the characteristics of the aforementioned character of colour… like, what is the truth ?

In the Teen Wolf fandom people go on and on about how boring and uninteresting Scott (a brown latino) is, but in the vast majority of TW fics they give Stiles (your basic white asshole) Scott’s personality and journey. Suddenly Stiles becomes kind, generous, sweet, he’s the Real True Alpha, the glue that sticks the pack together - even though in canon these are Scott’s characteristics. And suddenly when these traits apply to Stiles it isn’t boring at all anymore. You wouldn’t believe the amount of Alpha!Stiles and “pack mom” Stiles (also kudos for forcing heteronormative gender roles on Stiles for the sake of your white ship) fanfics that exist out there.

And now it’s the same thing in the TFA fandom. Racists keep saying that Finn is boring, bland, uninteresting, meanwhile Kylo is tortured!! complex!! dark and gritty!! (even though Finn’s backstory is way darker and more tortured than Kylo’s) And now Kylo stans are starting to take Finn’s characteristics, backstory and journey away from him to give them to Kylo. “What if Kylo were taken from Han and Leia as a baby and raised as a stormtrooper ! And when years later he finds his parents he comes back to the light ! Because even though he was raised in a terrible environment he didn’t become a monster ! Can you imagine that ??”

………..Yes my dude, i can, there’s already a character like this and his name is Finn, but you hate him because you find him “boring”. Suddenly everything that makes Finn “boring” becomes interesting when it’s applied to a white man. Hmmmmm, what’s it called again ? oh yeah, RACISM.

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you hear that?? feminism was practically invented by kyle ron 😩 need me a freak like that!! 💯👌

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what ship whatever you want means

person: i’m going to ship two obscure characters together who never shared screen time because i think they would be cute together

what ship whatever you want doesn’t mean

person: i’m going to ship something really toxic without acknowledging that it’s toxic and try to start fights with people who don’t like that ship for legitimate reasons and are uncomfortable by it just to validate myself

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I have literally never seen anything Star Wars in my life (and probably never will) but I love these anti-R*ylo blogs. Keep on keeping on m'anti *tips fedora jacksfilms style*

Thank you! R/ylo is gross and terrible so we will keep fighting the good fight.

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Me: *ships a harmless gay ship*

The Straights: um that will never happen

The Straights: *ship a girl with her abuser because they're misreading blatant fear as sexual tension*

The Straights: yes good

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"why are all anti rey/los ugly" how tf do u even know we're ugly literally only one of us has put their face on this blog

also nice ableism there buddy. being mentally ill has nothing to do with hating a gross abusive ship

anyways your insults are weak -Luke

Why are all anti reylos either A.) ugly af B.) have mental illnesses C.) have been single for fucking ever lmaoooooo y'all don't know shit

The thing that hate most about this anon (besides the ableism) is that you could just copy and paste this same argument for anything you disagree with 

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Why are all anti reylos either A.) ugly af B.) have mental illnesses C.) have been single for fucking ever lmaoooooo y'all don't know shit

The thing that hate most about this anon (besides the ableism) is that you could just copy and paste this same argument for anything you disagree with 

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Rey and Kylo are in love

im laughing so hard imagine being this violently ugly

anyway, here, have six photos of john boyega’s gorgeous smile

look at him. he’s so happy reylo will never be canon