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Thalia: "I would never touch Zeus's throne, he would kill me before recognizing me"

Percy: "Once I sat on my father's throne, it was dangerous but it was an urgent situation"

Nico, casually lying on Hades' throne while eating a pomegranate: "hi pops"

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zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

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PERSEUS-

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i've said what i said

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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

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frank: let me get this straight. thalia and jason’s domain is the sky, percy’s domain is water, and hazel and nico’s domain is basically the underground?

annabeth: yes

frank: but… can’t percy also create storms? that have clouds and lightning and thunder?

annabeth: yes

frank: and… and can’t percy also create earthquakes and make volcanoes erupt?

annabeth: yes

frank: so… in a way, doesn’t that mean everywhere is percy’s domain?

annabeth: yes.

annabeth: but don’t tell him. he hasn’t had that realization yet

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!!pjo spoilers!!

percy jackson IS morally grey, but only when it come to annabeth’s safety

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Percy at ease

Percy calm, but a little on edge

Percy when mildly angry

Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.

No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.

But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.

like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord

One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.

Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.

And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.

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True words

Boy literally did not do any wrong

Frank is a teddy bear that needs to be protected at all costs

unpopular opinion:

Frank is actually funny and extremely over hated but yall ain’t ready for that conversation 🤷‍♀️ (and so is Jason)

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He did just that

My boi

Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”

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This would totally be true

The edits will be WILD

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I had the same thought no gonna lie….

Reyna were done with life, with the gods, with the quest, with this huge statue... Actually, with everything at this fucking point.

So when Nico gives her a blanket and a glass of lemonade, talking that softly she snaps.

(The worst she could get was a no anyway, and is not like she wasn't used to the rejection)

"Nico, can I kiss you?"

He stops, blinks, stare at her and then open his mouth.

"What?"

"You're just so fucking boyfriend material, and so perfect. So can I, please, kiss you?"

Nico blinks then he just shrugged.

"Sorry, I am a bit of old fashioned, so is no." Reyna pouts but before she said something Nico continue while taking an cookie from the plate on theit front. "Can you at least take me on a date first?"

Well, is not a no, more a 'maybe'.

"Of course. Without too much people right?"

"Yes, thank you."

"Just the minimum, pretty thing."

Nico blushes and elbow her, but she just show her tongue.

Well, maybe not done with every thing then.

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🥀💀🏺 death boy 🏺💀🥀

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I just realized the kids who are gonna be cast will literally be younger than the books themselves.... going to throw myself into a lake

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I didn’t know that I needed a SOC x PJO AU until I realized that I needed a SOC x PJO AU.

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Apollo: *Jokingly pretends to hit Meg on the head with something*

Meg: Do it, put me out of my misery.

Apollo: Meg! You can't say stuff like that!

Meg: Fight me.