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OPENS A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND POURS ALL ITS CONTENTS WITHIN HIS EYE HOLE

“ LETES UFKCIN GO BITCHES”

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“So, you are indeed alive... where have you been hiding Nnoitra?” Nelliel shifted her weight on her left hip resting her palm on it. The Former Trecera looked at the now due to the events leading to the fall of Aizen; former Quinto Espada.

(Want to read between some lines? Read the italics xD lol ooo thems fighting words)

“Tch... You haven’t changed at all, Nelliel. You got some FUCKING nerve, y’know that?” 

His hand rests upon Santa Teresa, stilling his breath, his gaze fixed upon her. Certainly, he would only have to aim at that crack in her mask — The scar he gave her— That was all it would take.

Yet no blow came. For all of Nnoitra’s growling, there was no bite. 

“... Well. What the fuck do you want?”

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rezadora said: “LMFAO nah it aint construction paper its a card”

“……..”

“……….” “Yes. That is true.”

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room temp iq baby

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@reflectedtemptations

“ Man, fucking Aizen. Every so often he rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with him and every so often I start to try to say no, but he fucking picks up on that so fast and his fun quirky demeanor drops. No longer laughing and being bubbly, he starts to remind me of the file he has in his possession that would simply ruin me if it fell into the wrong hands. And so with tears in my eye I reluctantly agree to play dice with Aizen. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall. Gross and rank. Aizen hunched over a damp piece of cardboard he uses to roll his dice on. I always ask Aizen, I say Aizen you’re so rich and famous, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there. All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Aizen​, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries. But he always just grunts a no, and then rolls his dice, not looking at me at all. And holy shit, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Aizen is turning me into a believer because he has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every role he does, pure shit. I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda world champ when I play with him. And fuck, his goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set him off. Screaming and shouting and huffing and puffing. This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from him just pounding his fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. Brick walls. Fucking cracks. At the end of the game when I inevitably beat him, he pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy white guy dance as he interviews Channing Tatum or something, fuck! 

And holy shit, speak of the devil, would you look at this… ”

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“DUNNO about that, just got told their candles were some HOT SHIT so I’m sniffin’ em.”

“Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Why are we acting like Bath & Body Works is anything to write home about again?”

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“More like ‘the most annoying bitches in this bath & bodyworks’, anyway gotta pick up that Champagne Toast candle I heard so much good shit about.”

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Tomorrow????? ANOTHER day?????!!!!?,?!????????????((??(?!)))!(;;()$$$;::?)$&,:;??‘mlnfdsjkkmfdxsbnkgdssaavytesvjjhrefghjjjkjtfghj im good thNks

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shovels sand into his mouth.

“fuck”

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“ crush my cock with a rock i must 

maximum pain must i endure “

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Youtube has the gall to recommend a video with this nasty man in it like susan i just wanna talk :)))))))

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“Just dissolving shit? You can do better than that. Let’s hurt some people.”

casually ruins things with escolopendra’s poison cause she’s in a mood.