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"I've been told I don't cook with love- Which is a sentimental and meaningless review in the culinary world. I'm a professional chef, not a parent making a meal for their kid... But I think I understood what they meant when you walked in." is a great line because without context, it sounds like a confession at the end of a romantic movie centered around cooking. In reality, it's what a chef said to his waiter after biting off and eating his ear, and revealing that he killed and cooked the waiter's ex. And it's still romantic.

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i hate knowing things. and not knowing things? not a fan of that either

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like nya

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finally i made this

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The first time Sirius called him ‘Moony,’ Remus’ stomach did something strange. The first time Sirius called him ‘love,’ Remus forgot how to breathe.

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charles rowland is the most wifeguy of all wifeguys and no one's gonna convince me otherwise. this is the guy who gets lectured by edwin and stares at him like he's the best sight he's ever seen. with the softest look in his eyes. and you just KNOW that like. when they have a case with a difficult client and there's edwin, eviscerating the client with just his words and being an absolute bitch, and crystal's like ??? i'm sorry isn't he being a little harsh here

and charles just stands there, staring with heart-eyes, like, yeah he is isn't he beautiful

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I am COMPLETELY in love with your Harry 😭😭

Thank you so much! I love that poor, wonderful lad as well~♡ Here's a Harry:

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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Nathan: I was in the exit row of a plane the other day when the flight attendant waltzes over to me and goes, “Would you be willing to help in the case of an emergency?”

Nathan: Um… fuck you. No.

Nathan: I am in the exit row because I want extra leg-room at no additional cost. I was selfish when this plane worked. You think I’m gonna be a hero now? When it’s falling out of the sky?

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so glad im not one of the people who are wrong about things im not gonna lie that would have sucked ass

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Sunday snippet

From untitled tattoo artist!Simon x drunk!Wilhelm fic (nearly finished, but I've put it on hold to try and get the next chapter of Incognito Mode out a bit sooner.)

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“If I wait until I’m sober they’ll talk me out of it.”

“Yes,” says Simon pointedly, even as he wonders who ‘they’ might be. “That’s why we don’t do it.  Tattoos are kind of permanent, we do like people to be sure.”  It’s not the only reason, but somehow he doesn’t think Wilhelm is going to take in a lecture about how alcohol thins the blood and makes tattooing more difficult right now.

“I just want…”  He leans on the front desk, resting his weight on his forearms, his eyes pleading where they’re fixed on Simon.  Simon swallows, his mouth suddenly dry for some reason.  “I just want something they can’t cover up or hide away, you know?  Something that’s mine.”

There’s a strange atmosphere that’s settled over them, the air thick as they look at each other across the desk, the shop so quiet they can hear the roar of traffic on the main road.

Simon swallows again and tries to lighten the mood.  “Okay, but they can cover it up though.”

Wilhelm frowns at him in confusion, head on one side.

“I mean, if you - they - needed to, they could cover a tattoo up with clothes or make-up, or they could airbrush it out of pictures.  Or they could get you to remove it altogether by laser.  It’s—” he nearly says ‘very expensive’ out of habit, remembers who he’s talking to and changes it to “—really painful, but it can be done.”

A pang of regret flashes through him at the way Wilhelm’s shoulders slump in defeat, the light going out of his eyes.

“What tattoo were you thinking of anyway?” Simon asks, partly out of guilt but mainly because actually some inner imp of curiosity does really want to know.

“Okay, right, so…”  Wilhelm gathers himself back up, pulling himself back into the conversation.  He blinks a couple of times as though trying to concentrate.  “Right. So this was my first thought, in big letters all down this arm: ‘Fuck The Monarchy’.”

Simon bursts out laughing.

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CHARLIE SPRING + OUTFITS Heartstopper (2022-) | Season 2

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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

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dan vs. phil: mario kart world