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A Game you can Only play in Rhode Island

The first one to text their tumblr username to my personal phone number wins.

Rules: Emailing or texting my email does not count, and neither does approaching me in person. Revealing anything about me on tumblr or online will get you disqualified (though you are welcome to DM me on here). This game will be easiest (and is designed for) people from RI or who know people from RI.

I may provide hints, not sure how often. Likely once a week.

Good luck.

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Do you want to play a game???

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i'm so sorry this is happening to you, but this is why there's two of us -- i shall carry on your work while you attempt your escape.

How am I supposed to annex Connecticut when they're trapping me in Miami for forever???

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RIFC wins at home with a PK as time expired!

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Dawn the Duck joined the No Kings protest in Providence yesterday!

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There is no time loop, you are just going crazy

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Rhode Island and Providence Plantations were also, briefly, two separate colonies. Aquidneck Island (Native American name for the island) was named Rhode Island due to its likeness to Rhodes.

The name change was approved in a ballot measure in the 2020 election, and we no longer have the longest state name.

What's REALLY worse is Massachusetts calling themselves the "Bay State," when we have way more bay per capita than they do.

rhode island being the ocean state is somehow worse than it being called rhode island

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Even EG has an all-democrat town council, somehow, though I will admit those guys are WEIRD (even for RI)

thinking of him because i know he's thinking of me 😊 (The Arlington Ave Anti-vaxxer)

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For reference, there's a guy putting the cards below on car windows on Arlington, Lloyd, and Angell:

I do think the "Dead at 49" is the least convincing thing they could've put, other than "diseases don't exist"

thinking of him because i know he's thinking of me 😊 (The Arlington Ave Anti-vaxxer)

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thinking of him because i know he's thinking of me 😊 (The Arlington Ave Anti-vaxxer)

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Rhode Island culture is going to Porchfest and knowing everyone there

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The end of Cherry Blossom season

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@kosmicpowers WE DID IT. WE FIGURED IT OUT!

RAAAAHHHHHHHH

thank you, @cruxofitall !

I saw a cherry tree blossom tree (or something like it) in Wickford the other day. Sadly didn't get any pictures but it smelled like fish for some reason

the reason is that this is Rhode Island

thank you for the update!

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I saw a cherry tree blossom tree (or something like it) in Wickford the other day. Sadly didn't get any pictures but it smelled like fish for some reason

the reason is that this is Rhode Island

thank you for the update!

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Tied the best team in the league, and dominated possession & opportunities, even in the pouring rain at the end. Also got the ESPN broadcast to shake on the corner kicks. Good work.

RIFC ⚓️ ⚡️

Tidewater Stadium officially opens today!

Rhode Island FC takes on San Antonio FC at home in Pawtucket.

I will be in attendance, and I hope to see many of you there today and throughout the season.

Up The Tide!!!

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Tidewater Stadium officially opens today!

Rhode Island FC takes on San Antonio FC at home in Pawtucket.

I will be in attendance, and I hope to see many of you there today and throughout the season.

Up The Tide!!!

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Final day of Cherry Blossoms-

they're all going away throughout today. Live it up!