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this is the type of shit i hear about Buddy Cianci but it started with a disclaimer that it's not technically libel so i can see what you mean

This is your friendly reminder that it’s not libel if no reasonable person would construe it as true

[rhode-island-real]

is this supposed to be an endorsement or a smear

This is your friendly reminder that it’s not libel if no reasonable person would construe it as true

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glad i wasn't the only one who noticed

so. i assume that was the canada wildfire smoke today.

@canada-offical i can't believe you've done this

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so. i assume that was the canada wildfire smoke today.

@canada-offical i can't believe you've done this

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Saw the most peculiar mudflaps on this huge truck on I95:

I believe it's SUPPOSED to be a ram, but, ummmmm...

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Two Mormons spotted on Thayer Street, jaywalking right in front of my moving car

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Official List of Providence Cryptid Cars:

Monster Car

Music Van

Coworker Music Convertible

OWO Stickerolla

[rhode-island-real]

went out to look for it this afternoon and unfortunately did not come across it.

thank you for the addition, reporter 🫡

"OWO" license plate spotted in Wayland Square, Providence, RI

[rhode-island-real]

Update: it hasn't moved

If you wish to see it for yourself, it's should be parked right next to Pasta Beach at 5:30 pm on Mondays (and probably more often)

It is a grey car COVERED in stickers. License plate is red text on white background. Not RI. Could be Mass, but didn't look exactly like Mass, idk, I was driving and didn't want to rubberneck.

My reporters in the field, if you get a picture, please send it my way!

"OWO" license plate spotted in Wayland Square, Providence, RI

[rhode-island-real]

soooo I ran into her at a party last week and figured out who she was, and then again at the Hartford game today (at the northeast loge box this time).

The mystery has been very quickly solved.

Everyone knows everyone in this state i guess.

To the girl i nodded at who was working at the Northwest loge box at the RIFC vs Portland game on Friday...

I recognized you but still have no idea where I know you from. That was awkward, sorry.

If you see this, DM me pls and let me know who you were 😭

[rhode-island-real]

didn't get a great look at it, i was driving past

"OWO" license plate spotted in Wayland Square, Providence, RI

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"OWO" license plate spotted in Wayland Square, Providence, RI

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To the girl i nodded at who was working at the Northwest loge box at the RIFC vs Portland game on Friday...

I recognized you but still have no idea where I know you from. That was awkward, sorry.

If you see this, DM me pls and let me know who you were 😭

[rhode-island-real]

A Game you can Only play in Rhode Island

The first one to text their tumblr username to my personal phone number wins.

Rules: Emailing or texting my email does not count, and neither does approaching me in person. Revealing anything about me on tumblr or online will get you disqualified (though you are welcome to DM me on here). This game will be easiest (and is designed for) people from RI or who know people from RI.

I may provide hints, not sure how often. Likely once a week.

Good luck.

[rhode-island-real]

Do you want to play a game???

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i'm so sorry this is happening to you, but this is why there's two of us -- i shall carry on your work while you attempt your escape.

How am I supposed to annex Connecticut when they're trapping me in Miami for forever???

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RIFC wins at home with a PK as time expired!