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im the helpline operator that prevented Squidwards Suicide
#you might as well become employed as Sisyphus and that damb boulder at that point with that man#I had a dream once where I was trying to console him (squidward von tentacles) and he just got into his car (yellow) (indeterminate make)#and drove away#I'll never forget it
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
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They shot abraham lincoln in the hat and he died
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Please, please, have a seat.
I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you
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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?
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