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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Please, please, have a seat.
I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you
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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?
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Been playing Deltarune lately and I might have clocked something about Kris and the nature of the game itself...
copy and pasting this badboy from the reddit post I made about it but in case nobody else has mentioned it yet...
(putting under readmore for spoilers)
I'm not very far into the game really (chapter 2) but I know bits and bobs via osmosis and I think the biggest thing resounding with me is the theme of freedom.
I think this it is FREEDOM that is, the human soul, is what is needed by Gaster or whoever is pulling the strings.
I don't think Kris is human. I think Kris is a vessel much like the one we made at the start and discarded. I think that's why Kris cannot stand the sight of humans, because they AREN'T one. It's why they put on the horns, it's why they can't stand to look up anything about humans.
Kris was made in human image -- which, given this game seems to have religious themes, has implications about being 'made in the image of god'. Religion also ties in very fittingly with themes of freedom.
Maybe all of this has been said before, but what just dawned on me is Kris' unique skill. ACT.
What the monsters cannot do, what maybe Kris can only do with the genuine human soul they carry into the game: we give Kris the 'FREEDOM' to act.
Toby has said, I think(?), there is only one ending to the game and maybe that's, narratively, the 'intended' case but not the reality. The weird route is testament to this -- by corrupting Noelle, by the human physical player using meta knowledge from the real world, something that does not exist intuitively within the game itself, we use our 'freedom' to bend the walls of the game in an eldritch way.
In fact it's very eldritch: we have knowledge from beyond the walls of their 'reality'. Like a god. We can remove, somewhat, remove free will. Will is synonymous with determination, I don't know if that's anything.
Susie does not have the freedom to be herself, she's placed into a mould and has to hide her warmth because people have already made up their mind on her.
Ralsei seems to serve the narrative (prophecy) and as such his freedom is heavily under question here. Again, maybe playing through the game more I'll have more thoughts, a lot I know vaguely so forgive me if I'm SUPER off).
Kris is very blatantly centred around freedom. At one point Kris tells enthusiastically to the queen at the beginning of chapter 2 that they want to perish if you select that option. Wanting to die? Wanting to be FREE.
Jevil? Babbles about freedom and what it means to be free.
Spamton? Also seeks freedom and views ASCENSION (becoming like us, like GOD) to be how to achieve that. Become a BIG SHOT, yes is salesman lingo, but also...if you squint a little...become a god... become human... transcend the game and have free will....
Ect, ect, ect.
Also would make sense as to why Gaster/whoever said on twitter/bluesky something along the lines of 'how wonderful it is to need each other'...
He needs us with our free will to bring the game itself, DELTARUNE, into fruition by playing it.
We need him to make us a vessel to interact with it. To satiate our curiousity and our boredom. To play a game.
Forgive me if this is well picked up on by the fanbase by now, if this is rambly (it's 2am), or is a whole lot of nothing but I thought I'd toss it into the void to see if it resounds with anyone ^^
Edit: also thinking about it more, Susie -- a SUPER important character -- is known for her insolence, her rebellious nature. Her ability to exercise her own will.
When she's first introduced she does not listen to what she's told to do, she attacks regardless of what WE tell her to do.
I don't think that's a mistake or a small detail, I think that's Susie's key, her place in the game. Her strength. She does her own thing in her own way and has since day one.
Ralsei is her utter counterbalance.
There's also the fact that chapter 1 is about a TYRANNY. Chapter 2 has the queen MIND CONTROLLING people and putting them in CAGES. Chapter 3 seems to be a TV show(?), a gameshow(?), I'm not there yet but if that's the case then again, situations that deny free will.
Chapter four I don't know anything really about lol.
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Been playing Deltarune lately and I might have clocked something about Kris and the nature of the game itself...
copy and pasting this badboy from the reddit post I made about it but in case nobody else has mentioned it yet...
(putting under readmore for spoilers)
I'm not very far into the game really (chapter 2) but I know bits and bobs via osmosis and I think the biggest thing resounding with me is the theme of freedom.
I think this it is FREEDOM that is, the human soul, is what is needed by Gaster or whoever is pulling the strings.
I don't think Kris is human. I think Kris is a vessel much like the one we made at the start and discarded. I think that's why Kris cannot stand the sight of humans, because they AREN'T one. It's why they put on the horns, it's why they can't stand to look up anything about humans.
Kris was made in human image -- which, given this game seems to have religious themes, has implications about being 'made in the image of god'. Religion also ties in very fittingly with themes of freedom.
Maybe all of this has been said before, but what just dawned on me is Kris' unique skill. ACT.
What the monsters cannot do, what maybe Kris can only do with the genuine human soul they carry into the game: we give Kris the 'FREEDOM' to act.
Toby has said, I think(?), there is only one ending to the game and maybe that's, narratively, the 'intended' case but not the reality. The weird route is testament to this -- by corrupting Noelle, by the human physical player using meta knowledge from the real world, something that does not exist intuitively within the game itself, we use our 'freedom' to bend the walls of the game in an eldritch way.
In fact it's very eldritch: we have knowledge from beyond the walls of their 'reality'. Like a god. We can remove, somewhat, remove free will. Will is synonymous with determination, I don't know if that's anything.
Susie does not have the freedom to be herself, she's placed into a mould and has to hide her warmth because people have already made up their mind on her.
Ralsei seems to serve the narrative (prophecy) and as such his freedom is heavily under question here. Again, maybe playing through the game more I'll have more thoughts, a lot I know vaguely so forgive me if I'm SUPER off).
Kris is very blatantly centred around freedom. At one point Kris tells enthusiastically to the queen at the beginning of chapter 2 that they want to perish if you select that option. Wanting to die? Wanting to be FREE.
Jevil? Babbles about freedom and what it means to be free.
Spamton? Also seeks freedom and views ASCENSION (becoming like us, like GOD) to be how to achieve that. Become a BIG SHOT, yes is salesman lingo, but also...if you squint a little...become a god... become human... transcend the game and have free will....
Ect, ect, ect.
Also would make sense as to why Gaster/whoever said on twitter/bluesky something along the lines of 'how wonderful it is to need each other'...
He needs us with our free will to bring the game itself, DELTARUNE, into fruition by playing it.
We need him to make us a vessel to interact with it. To satiate our curiousity and our boredom. To play a game.
Forgive me if this is well picked up on by the fanbase by now, if this is rambly (it's 2am), or is a whole lot of nothing but I thought I'd toss it into the void to see if it resounds with anyone ^^
Edit: also thinking about it more, Susie -- a SUPER important character -- is known for her insolence, her rebellious nature. Her ability to exercise her own will.
When she's first introduced she does not listen to what she's told to do, she attacks regardless of what WE tell her to do.
I don't think that's a mistake or a small detail, I think that's Susie's key, her place in the game. Her strength. She does her own thing in her own way and has since day one.
Ralsei is her utter counterbalance.
There's also the fact that chapter 1 is about a TYRANNY. Chapter 2 has the queen MIND CONTROLLING people and putting them in CAGES. Chapter 3 seems to be a TV show(?), a gameshow(?), I'm not there yet but if that's the case then again, situations that deny free will.
Chapter four I don't know anything really about lol.
#deltarune#kris dreemurr#yeag...either im a lunatic or my third eye is WIDE open#or other ppl picked up on this and im super late to the party lol
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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🇺🇸massive recall of food, baking ingredients, and cosmetics due to insanitary conditions, filth, and rat shit contamination🇺🇸
over 150 items being recalled, including some intended for babies. the FDA warns that all products held or distributed by this company may be dangerous.
this recall is so bad that you need to clean and sanitize anything that has even touched the outside of these products.
the recall link may move in the future. this recall has its own special FDA page right now because the FDA issued an advisory immediately after inspection, before a recall could even be issued. the findings of the inspection were just THAT fucking disgusting.

June 3, 2025 On May 27, 2025, Pan-African Food Distributors initiated a recall of various products it sells. FDA continues to have concerns for all products held and distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors due to the insanitary conditions observed at the facility during a routine FDA inspection, including a rodent infestation and numerous rodent droppings on multiple product containers. FDA is advising consumers and retailers not to use, eat, sell, or serve cosmetic and food products distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors of Louisville, Kentucky. FDA is working with the firm and their direct customers to remove all products of concern from the market. More information will be provided in this alert as it becomes available.
some emphasis mine.
the distribution center was inspected, the FDA found a massive rodent infestation, and they shut that shit down. literally, they found a ton of rodent shit all over the products. although the distribution center is in kentucky, these products may have been distributed nationwide.
pan-african food distributors is also doing business as (dba) east africa boutique, LLC.
the FDA says more updates will be issued about this. because this one is a big deal.
Products held under insanitary conditions and contaminated with filth could pose a serious health risk, potentially leading to various illnesses, including leptospirosis, hantavirus infection, salmonellosis, yersiniosis, E.coli infection, and rat-bite fever. People should contact their healthcare provider if they suspect they have developed symptoms as a result of eating or using these products.
some emphasis mine.
the risks here are varied and bad. bad bad. bad and potentially deadly. if you have used or eaten or even held these products and experience symptoms, GO TO A DOCTOR!
Consumers should check their homes for food and cosmetic products distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors and discard all products. If you do not know if your product was distributed by Pan-African Food Distributors, throw it away. Additionally, consumers should carefully clean and sanitize surfaces that could have come in contact with potentially contaminated products.
clean and sanitize ANYTHING these products have touched!!! if you are not sure if your item is part of this recall, the FDA says the risks here are so bad that you should just throw it away!
recalled items include baby food, baking ingredients, various types of flours, soaps, shampoo, lotion, baby powder, and so much more. this list contains over 150 recalled items. so check under the cut for the list, or visit the link at the top of this post.
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product name - lot code/batch (when listed) - expiration date (when listed)
recalled food items:
Super Sembe Maize Flour (10 kg) May 2025
Kinazi - Cassava Flour Lot Code: 002952 04 OCT 2026
Cassava FuFu (10 Kg) 2024-2026
Cassava FuFu (20 Kg)
Farina 1 (50 lb.) Lot Code: 506602
Peanut Flour (50 lb.) 01 FEB 2026
Akanozo (12 x1 cases) Lot: F50FA048
Huza – Fermented Sorghum (1 kg) 21 DEC 2025 and 25 APR 2025
Nootri Family 04/04/2025, and 05/04/2025, 6/10/2025
Nootri Baby Lot: CIBK240329 20/09/2025
Nootri Toto Lot: CPI240411 03/10/2025
Red Sorghum Flour 01 Jan 2026
Mixed Porridge Flour 01 Jan 2026
Soybean Flour 01 Jan 2026
Akenza – Dried Ground Cassava leaves
Akanozo – Wheat Flour (1 kg) Batch# SDFA431 25 APR 26
Akanozo – Soybean Flour Batch # K5YFA 20 APR 2025
Akanozo – Sorghum Flour Lot Code: SDFA434 11 AUG 2026
Akanozo – Composite Flour Lot Code: COFA788 13 AUG 2026
Akanozo – Roasted Wheat Flour Batch # RWHFA013 14 AUG 2026
Huza – Millet Flour May 27, 2025
Akanozo – Fine Millet Flour (1 kg) Batch # MIFA578 10 AUG 2026
Akanozo – Composite Flour Batch # COFA788 13 AUG 2026
Huza – Wheat Flour 05 06 2025
Super Cereal Plus – Fortified Corn Soya Blend Batch #: 07BBE02/2026, 11BBE08/2026
Pan African Foods Distribution Inc – White Corn Flour (10 kg): 04/04/2027
Sujata – Multi grains flour 13 SEP 2025
Akanoze Fou Fou 10 SEP 2026
F. Garcia Corn Meal 10/2025
Pan African Foods Distribution Inc – White Corn Flour 04/01/2027
Pan African Foods Distribution Inc – Beans 05/2026
recalled cosmetics:
Dover-Elegance Skin Lightening Cream 03/2026
Roberts Glycerine 03/2027
Movit- Baby Oil 03/2026
Movit- Body Cream 03/2026
Dudu-osun-Black Soap (no expiry Date or lot information)
Super Curl Activator Gel (no expiry Date or lot information)
Movit-Curl Activator Gel 01/2027
Sleeping Baby-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 20/10/2026
Movit-Jelly 200g 0059J16 02/2028
Movit-Jelly 425g 021PJ17, 009PJ01, 03/2028, 02/2028
Movit-Shampoo 1-L 020N526 12/2026
Gel 018HJ30 02/2028
Movit-Baby Junior Petroleum 200g 022J1327 01/2025
Movit-Baby Junior Petroleum 425g 013J1318 02/2028
Movit-Miss Beauty Glycerin 008W24 01/2027
Movit Curling Hair Lotion 003CC20 01/2027
Setting Hair Lotion 0025 C16 01/2027
Sleeping Baby-Baby Oil (no expiry or lot information)
Movit Radiant Hair Vitalizer 009RHV03 01/2028
Sante-Petroleum Jelly 09/2026
Claire-Cocoa Butter Lotion 02/04/26
Claire-Body Milk 24/04/26
Black Pearl Powder Hair Dye (no expiry or lot information)
Nina Family-Soap 04/2029
Sousana Glycerine 15/01/2026
Imperial Leather-Lotion Active 02/2026
Imperial Leather-Lotion Japanese Spa 04/2026
Imperial Leather-Lotion Uplifting 01/2027
Mama Bebe Jelly 05/2027
Sante Pure-Petroleum Jelly 200g 21/12/26
Sante Pure-Petroleum Jelly 100g 08/2024
Sante Pure-Petroleum Jelly 250g 05/2027
Claire-Talcum Powder 19/04/2026
Imperial Leather Bath Soap (no expiry or lot information)
Imperial Leather-Lotion 04/2026
Sousana Glycerine 17/04/26
Sante-Soap 04/2029, 11/2028
American Dream Cocoa Butter Cream 500ml 02/2026
Claire Cream 04/2026
Vague-Liquid Wash 26/03/26
Sousana-Glycerine Cream 25/03/26
Zote-Pink Soap 11734624300
Malaika Petroleum Jelly 23/04/2027
Sleeping Beauty-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 500g 3/2/27
Sleeping Beauty-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 250g 7/11/26
Family Care-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly 500g 03-2029
Sleeping Beauty-Perfumed Petroleum Jelly, mixed sizes Jan 2027
Sleeping Baby – Jelly: BATCH DATE: OCT 2024
Paw Paw – Clarifying Cream (300 mL) 24271 04/2027
Femco Sarl – Cream (no expiry or lot information)
Malaika – Cream (200 mg) 24271 04/2027
Mama Bebe – Baby Jelly 24198 05/2027
Epiderm-Cream (15 g) 04/2027
Aboniki Balm AB0324J
Rico-Clair Plus L112301
Movit Hair Spray 001M5504
Movit Hair Food 031AH01
Pure White Cream AABC
Uniparco – Cosmetic Gold Lotion CCAB 13/01/2026
BB Clear Lightening Cream 320 ml 01/12/2026
BB Clear Lotion 300 ml
Natures Secrete Soap 06 06 30 01/12/2026
Movit Baby Powder 01/2026
Clinic Clear Cream Jar 330 gr 12/2024
Clinic Clear Lotion 500 ml
Clinic Clear Oil 125 ml
Clinic Clear Soap 225 g
Diprosom Cream 03/2025
Sexy Body Powder Perfume 04/2025
Movit Hair Lotion 12/2025
Movit Nail Polish Removal 03/2024
Clinic Clear Soap 04/2026
Dettol Soap 02/2025, 07/2025
Movit – Lemon Crème 05/2026
Neoprosone Gel 03/2025
Caratone Oil 11/2024
Caratone Cream C047152
Caratone Brightening Soap 02/2029
Caratone Crème Clarifionte 06/2027
Caratone Lotion 10/2027
Clear Therapy Purete 07/2027
Body Luxe Body Cream 11/2025
Body Luxe Body Cream 02/2026
Dettol Glycerine Soap 09/2026
Dettol Liquid Soap 03/2026
Family Care Petroleum Jelly 12/2028
Sleeping Baby – Baby Powder 08/11/2026
Movit – Hair Food 06/2026
Paw Paw Shower Gel 08/2026
Vaseline Blue Seal 13 09 2026
Caro White-Coconut Oil 05/2029
Caro White-Tube Cream 01/2025
Caro White-Cream 11/2026
Caro White-Body Lotion 02/2027
White Secrete – Lightening Body Cream 09/2027
Amara Lotion 06/2028
White Secrete Lotion 03/2027
White Secrete Body & Face Lotion 03/2027
White Secrete Oil 04/2027
White Secrete Serum 10/2026
Hemani Black Seals Oil 01/2026
Carotone Gift Pack 05/2027
Radiant-Hair Spray 02/2028
Movit Petroleum Jelly 02/2028
Radiant Shampoo 12/2025
Radiant Hair Vitalization (no expiry or lot information)
Salima 09/2025
African Black Soap (no expiry or lot information)
Lebidjanaise – Toilet Soap 08/2026
Perle Clair Cream 14/03/2026
Clairman Soap 05/2028
Coco pulp Soap 13/09/2026
Rinju-Lotion 04/2026
Cantu Oil
Claire Men 03/2025
BioClaire Cream (no expiry or lot information)
Remy Lotion 09/2027
Huile De Beaute 04/2023
Rinju-Body and Hand Cream 07/2027
Razac Hand and Body Lotion 08/2027
only items related to pan-african food distributors inc/east africa boutique LLC are being recalled. if you have these types of items and know for sure that they came from another distributor, they are not part of the recall. but again, this is so fucking dangerous that if you are unsure, throw it out and clean and sanitize everything that touched the inside or outside of these products.
also note: as mentioned at the top, this recall may have its link moved, and will likely at least have an additional link for the recall. what the FDA found was so fucking disgusting that they actually issued a special advisory before the recall was initiated.
this post may be updated in the future, either under the read more or in reblogs, as new information comes out. if you want to keep up with this, bookmark the recall link and/or check the notes every now and then!
stay safe and take care!
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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
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