rhuemis
rhuemis
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there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home.
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rhuemis · 2 days ago
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rhuemis · 7 days ago
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im the helpline operator that prevented Squidwards Suicide
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rhuemis · 7 days ago
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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rhuemis · 9 days ago
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le miserable. there's just one of him
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rhuemis · 10 days ago
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rhuemis · 17 days ago
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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
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rhuemis · 21 days ago
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rhuemis · 21 days ago
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They shot abraham lincoln in the hat and he died
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rhuemis · 21 days ago
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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rhuemis · 22 days ago
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rhuemis · 24 days ago
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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rhuemis · 24 days ago
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Kings
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rhuemis · 24 days ago
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Please, please, have a seat.
I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you
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rhuemis · 25 days ago
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rhuemis · 25 days ago
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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?
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rhuemis · 26 days ago
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rhuemis · 1 month ago
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Birthday time B)
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