richardxgecko

[richardxgecko]

"Why, do you think that anyone here gives a damn? I'm a professional, I'd love to see them try outsmart me.In fact, giving strangers a kickstart makes the whole heist more fun, don't you think?"

"Nope. Had this in my pocket but don't have any other left. You would taste like shit if I bit you, I'd rather not have that."

⍟—”…..First rules first, a con man doesn’t admit 

they’re a con man in the first two seconds of        meeting another guy." 

“Let me guess, they didn’t give you a lighter either,    and fuck you my jacket is classy, bite me.” 

[richardxgecko]

memorxa

"What are you drawing there,Blondie?"

[richardxgecko]

"Clearly you know nothing about class, but it's okay,I'll let you drown in your own incompetence. I'm just saying that dressing like a professional is important in con business."

Richie smirked as he took out a cigarette from his pocket and held it between his teeth. "We'll see about that, you're a pleasure to talk to", he said in his most sarcastic tone. "Got a light?"

⍟—”…What the fuck? I don’t recall asking for

business advice and tips from some random bloke that should’ve gone to specsavers." 

“Business cards. Maybe you’ll get one if you buy me a drink and stop acting like a fucking bum off the north end, ‘Mr Injury Lawyers 4 You’" 

[richardxgecko]

"Oh, you're one of those kids, aren't you?"

"No, I don’t follow those rules. No one tells me what to do."

[richardxgecko]

Richie raised an eyebrow, seeing through the false reaction that he got out of the stranger. "Don't laugh if you don't think it's funny. It's patronizing, don't you know?"

     Oh great. As if Kieren wasn’t already self-conscious about his appearance. This guy just had to point it out. He lets out a false laugh. "Haha.. Good one."

[richardxgecko]

"You hardly look professional like that. What were those cards that you were giving around?"

⍟— “You fucking wot mate?" 

[richardxgecko]

halfxghostgirl 

"Isn't it past your bed time, kid?"

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medicatedwalker

"You know that huge orange thing in the sky? It's called the sun, you should see it more often."

[richardxgecko]

[[I'm going to try and kick things off on Richie so feel free to like this post for a starter!]]

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xhellblazing

"You need to keep that coat clean if you want to go places, pal."

[richardxgecko]

[[Hopefully the app is okay! Richie from From Dusk Till Dawn is ready to go!]]

Welcome to the hive, Richie!

You will be housed in apartment d-2.

You will retain your clairvoyance, though it will only allow you to predict one minor event per day. You will also be given a wooden knife.

Enjoy your stay!

- mod 『 』

[richardxgecko]

I don’t need people skills. I’m a prodigy.

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[richardxgecko]

"It's not my blood, if you're so worried about me. You should see the other guy, he wasn't as lucky. Needless to say, he won't be bothering us any more."

+richardxgecko

"I suppose, it’s just that the blood on your shirt is a little misleading. I’m glad you feel better, Richie."