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OOC: I actually have a ton of muse for cop Rick today, but I’m gonna be busy- might be on here later!! Feel free to send stuff in though.

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OOC: hello yes i exist

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memeroundups:

Nine Inch Nails Lyrics - Sentence Memes { some nsfw }

God money I’ll do anything for you.

No, you can’t take that away from me.

I’d rather die than give you control.

Bow down before the one you serve.

Am I not living up to what I’m supposed to be?

Seems like salvation come only in our dreams.

You’re going to get what you deserve.

I need someone to hold on to.

I believed your promises, your promises and lies.

Can this world really be as sad as it seems?

I was swimming in the hate, now I crawl on the ground.

I think you owe me a great big apology.

I used to know my right from wrong.

I still recall the taste of your tears.

I still dream of lips I never should have kissed.

Grey would be the color if I had a heart.

It’s still getting worse after everything I’ve tried.

I just want something I can never have.

The devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car.

I’ll be dying for your sins.

I want to do terrible things to you.

I told you I’d never say goodbye.

Everywhere I look you’re all I see, just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

Your need for me has been replaced and if I can’t have everything, well then, just give me a taste.

Maybe I’m all messed up.

I get everything I want, when I get part of you.

Well, you’ve got me working so hard lately.

Anything you ask, you know I’ll do.

I’m the one without a soul, I’m the one with this big fucking hole.

I wish I could put the blame on you.

I want you to break me.

I am the lover in your bed and I control you.

You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings.

My lips may promise but my heart is a whore.

Perfect little dream, the kind that hurts the most.

I want you hot in my arms, so soft on my bed.

What am I supposed to do? I lost my shit because of you.

If there is a hell I’ll see you there.

You let me violate you.

The only thing that works for me… help me get away from myself.

I want to fuck you like an animal.

My whole existence is flawed.

I drink the honey inside your hive, you are the reason I stay alive.

You believed in all your lies, didn’t you?

You know, I can see what you really are.

Hold a little tighter I might just slip away.

The me that you know used to have feelings.

If I could just reach you maybe I could leave this place.

You do what you’re told, but inside your heart is black and it’s hollow and it’s cold.

Got me a big old Dick and I like to have fun.

I’m every inch a man, and I’ll show you…

So much blood from such a tiny little hole.

I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.

Now you know, this is what it feels like.

Everyone I know goes away in the end.

I will let you down. I will make you hurt.

So impressed with all you do, tried so hard to be like you.

And now you’re one of us, the wretched.

When I suck you off not a drop will go to waste.

It didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to, did it?

We’ll find the perfect place to go where we can run and hide.

I’ll build a wall and we can keep them on the other side

Sometimes, I have everything - yet I wish I felt something. 

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This dancing Morty is too cute why does he has to be cute damn ….

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codafiles:

    they came in a group of four in their three piece suit and dark shades . his reaction cautious and docile as they approached and began speaking . for the most part the conversation began normal , but as he took notice of a familiar scar marked by tiny teeth on the hand that laid on his shoulder he panicked and turned hostile . they had come for him with or without the president’s orders , and he knew it was the latter having not forgotten how he escaped from execution .

    tried . he tried to run until one agent took hold of his arm and twisted it , ripping away his messenger bag from him . feeling more vulnerable without his belongings he started kicking and screaming , desperately reaching towards the cop . the secret service wanted him dead after the stunt he pulled he knows it !

    ❛ no , no wait ! i , i , i had authorization on those files . and i returned what i stole last time —- please ! i’m under probation by the police i swear ! rick ! rick i can’t go back to that place ! help me please ! ❜ heart racing , tears formed in his eyes as his shoes scrapped the pavement and they began falling as aggressive hands kept forcing him into the black van . grabbing at the interior handles he pushed off from the side of the seat as leverage and fought for his life . they were going to kill him ! they were going to send him out into space !

                         no , no , no !

                                                               ❛ i’m scared ! grampa ! ❜

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                             — — –So much for smartest in the galaxy- such a stupid decision

    — — –   It was meant to be a quick in and out- a stop to grab something to drink for the early morning. Actually, he was already done with the task and had been heading on his way out when something that could turn into an assault start. Apparently, one of the Ricks behind him had gotten pissed at the equally blue haired barista about something or other- and neither of them were helping to diffuse the situation. He didn’t think to just leave it alone- he was the officer here, he needed to make sure things stayed passive. So, putting down the drinks, he worked to make things as such.

     — — –It was only a few minutes- things were eased up, and everyone was; well, they were cooperative. That’s about the best he could hope for half the time and he knew that. But it was enough- he grabbed the two cups of coffee and headed towards the front of the building to exit once more. Brows furrowed as he heard what seemed to be yelling from outside, but it was too diluted by the buildings walls to catch it. It was only after he had pushed open the door did he hear it;

                                                                                                   (     ❛  ---ick i can’t go back to that place ! help me please ! ❜ )

    — — –  The two drinks were instantly dropped, warm liquid to seep wasted into the pavement below; and in there place, his gun became the dominate object in hand. Funny- he didn’t even try to guess if this was just another Morty being attacked and calling out for another. It didn’t even take him looking over to the black van pressed off to the side; and it didn’t take much for him to pull the trigger without questioning. 

                 ( ---❛ i’m scared ! grampa ! ❜ )

    — — –  A shoot- aimed towards the leg of one of the four suited Ricks. What would been seen as something to preserve life and not result in unnecessary death, was merely a shoot to make sure Morty wasn’t hurt as well. His clearest option. But he didn’t stop to see if it hit- no, his feet were automatically carrying him to the group.   ❝ – - Morty- MORTY!-—-❞  

   — — –  He wasn’t questioning things here- he wasn’t questioning what he should do legally here, whether his authorization was void; all that mattered was saving Morty. Even as the elbow of one of the Ricks connected straight on and he could feel the blood starting to pool down his nose, he persisted. Barrel of gun connected with the chest of the closest Rick, trying to peel the cop away as he forced himself through. Hand grasped around Morty’s arm. Without thinking, he moved himself in the way even as he pulled the trigger on the Rick- unconscious mind thinking to cover Morty from the blood and guts that would come from such a close shot, as well as any bone shrapnel. But even as one fell dead instantly, the other three were not stopping. But even still, he didn’t let go of Morty’s hand.

   — — –  He might not have been there for his life, to help him- but he sure as fuck would be there now. He wasn’t going to let the only person he had go.

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OOC: I’m being a POS and on Zim for tonight. 

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OOC: So, THE PLAN for today is to actually get some rp done both here and on @irkevict, and maybe even @rickslaughter. However, it will be pretty limited and very spread out as I’m working on some intense studying for my Biology exam tomorrow.

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cop Rick

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FAMILY or PLATONIC

Some have dark humor, be warned! Fill in ____ and ( ) to fit your muse!

“I know when you’re lying, because your eye starts to do that weird thing.”

“You know the rules, I only give hugs to people that don’t show up drunk and puke all over my couch at 3 am.”

“I love you and all, but I don’t like you sometimes.”

“No matter how far away we are from one another, I’m always going to feel when you’re upset.”

“It’s one thing WE fight, but if anyone comes near you and tries anything remotely shitty, I’m coming over there with a baseball bat and making sure they don’t hurt you ever again.”

“You were always the favorite, but I’m still better looking and the dog is all mine.”

“Did you see ____’s face? How much work did you think____ they had done?”

“You’re so lucky, I’m an only child. You don’t know how lucky you are to have siblings to fight WITH.”

“Anytime you feel alone or scared, you come over! Forget calling… just come over.”

“There are many things I can tolerate, but if someone says they hate (pet species) they’re dead to me.”

“Who ate all the chips??!!”

“They tried to sneak out on me but I turned on the lawn sprinklers and set off the car alarm… EPIC.”

“Kill me now. They wanted to watch _____ AGAIN for the 23rd time! This is the last time I’m babysitting without earplugs.”

“Don’t worry. I have the receipts and photographic evidence. That’s argument-winning GOLD for a decade. AT LEAST.”

“Do you think it’s too much, or can I pull it off?”

“You’ve been stuck here feeling sorry for yourself for too long, we’re getting out tonight!”

“We’ve discussed it, and everyone thinks they’re super hot. But Grandma thinks you can do way, way better.”

“You’re why I don’t lend my car out to anyone.”

“Remember the time you showed up wasted at ___’s funeral? You kept asking if anyone saw Zak Bagans in the parking lot and you were using your phone like a EVP meter.”

“I never cook, because I live by myself. I’m not making a full meal for JUST me. If you come over, yeah, I’ll cook for you.”

“THAT WAS MY SHIRT! I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR IT!”

“I have 5 minutes to talk, then I have to go. I’m so, sorry!”

“You can come over later and we can pig out, get sloppy, and then you can TELL me all the details.”

“I keep forgetting what a little brat you were. You gave me HELL.”

“I’m going out! Need anything? Don’t say______ again.”

“I was just remembering that time you embarrassed yourself by______ in front of my (brother/sister) MAN you had such a HUGE crush on them, it was hilarious.”

“I’m saving all of dad’s crappy jokes for posterity. I figure I can sell it as: ‘Ramblings of a Man That Thinks He’s Hilarious: An Epic Embarrassment, PT 1.’”

“Come on. Get in the blanket fort.”

“There’s no one I trust like you. Everyone else is fake and would lose me in a minute.”

“No matter what anyone says about us, we’re blood. Even if we hate each other at times, it’s us against the world.”

“Let’s adopt a (pet species)… I’ve done all the research, it’ll be so worth it.”

“Is: ‘APT3BUY$ASS’ considered an act of war on them? Because it’s too late, I already changed our WIFI address to that.”

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don't you know how much good you've done for others ?

⋙QUESTIONS TO SEND ANONYMOUSLY ≫ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᶦᶰᵍ﹗ 

      — — – ❝ Morty- - -—-❞  The name fell off his tongue much like the drink that was replacing it in his mouth. Some say you get numb to stuff as you go by, and if that was the case then how much time would need to pass for him not to feel SOMETHING; to rely on guns before words, necessary force before passive action, to not have to result in a harsher outcome because of his preference of “only in desperate measures”. How much time would it take for him not to close his eyes every time he had to shoot one of their alternates, to not try to reason with the unreasonable? To not turn to the same method of cooping every Rick did the instant shit hit the fan?

                              — — –Because when it came down to it, HE WAS STILL A RICK.

     — — –   The same universal genius, the same man who may THINK he had it all under control- the one who thought himself unreadable, smarter, tougher, the same brilliant mind that thought that half drunk curses and the posture of obvious subdue from things he didn’t want to mention would go unnoticed. And to think ONE he had just said wouldn’t be picked upon. But how IGNORANT, so SELF ABSORBED- he hadn’t even noticed the youth as his head had rested against his arms where he thought his self-oriented words had fell to deaf walls and emptying glasses that held no memory of their own. 

      — — –❝ Morty, I- - how can you, o-of all people think that?-—-❞   Evidentally, the man was trying to keep more composure then he currently grasped. At least in the sobriety aspects. Keeping handle over words, eyes focused on Morty.  ❝ – - I know you, you know that is bull. I’m not saving anyone out there. I can count how many times someone had a chance and didn’t get it because of- of something I did.-—-❞  

     — — –  Perhaps it was the alcohol that was making him so willing to just spare this information- and in part, that was true. Maybe a much more silent part just needed to say this shit; and offer something up. His victims weren’t only the ones that had died, after all.

                — — –No, the largest ones were the ones still alive- the ones he could look directly in the face 

     — — – ❝ Y-y-you know better then anyone else. I mean- most Ricks at least come back. E-e-even if that ends up worse off for everybody. But- you had to grow up, d-d-didn’t get to do stuff you should’ve. Because you were dealing with the mess I left behind. Someone you never even met. I- - I fucked up so much stuff for Beth, for Summer, for you, for everyone. And that hasn’t changed. It’s, it’s still the same mess Morty.-—-❞   A hand ran through his hair, as if easing off pain coming to his head. A groan came from his mouth, eyes moving away from Morty with these actions.  ❝ – - And its more messed up I’ve got you b-believing i’m better then that. Better, better than any other Rick. I’m not, Morty. Good just isn’t something we do. That’s pretty clear.-—-❞  

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OOC: sup guys im actually home and exist

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I just love a man in uniform that actually cares about enforcing justice and isn’t corrupted

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Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!

(though off anon is fine too!)

“Is there someone you hold dear?”

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”

“There must be something you fear.”

“Do you have a home?”

“Is there someone you like?”

“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”

“Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Aren’t you happy?”

“Who do you despise?” 

“How do you sleep at night?”

“What do you think of kindness?”

“What do you think of hatred?”

“Why do you fight?”

“Why do you live?”

“How much blood have you spilled?”

“How much death have you seen?”

“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”

“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”

“Can’t you tell they love you?”

“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”

“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”

“You’re not tainted.”

“You’re not alone.”

“You’re awful.”

“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”

“You’re an emotionless robot.”

“You’re just a lap dog.”

“It’s not over.”

“He/she needs you.”

“Stop lying.”

“Stop fighting.”

“Stop pushing others away.”

“You’re cruel.”

“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”

“You depend on him/her too often.”

“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”

“He/she is bringing you down.”

“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”

“You need to listen.”

“You need to speak up more often.”

“You’re weak.”

“You’re too proud.”

“Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”

“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”

“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”

“You can’t cheat death.”

“You can’t hide forever.”

“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”

“That person is only holding you back.”

“They’re too good for you.”

“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”

“It will get better.”

“You look lonely.”

“You look bitter.”

“You look tired.”

“You’re hiding a painful burden.”

“You’re perfect.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“You will always be worthless.”

“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”

“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”

“You’ll rise above them all.” 

“You’ll find your place in this world.”

“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”

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rookie cop rick in 3.07

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hey, tell that asshole that i am not associated with you whatsoever! i mean, heh, i never had a rick you know? i mean, it's not like your my dimension's rick that never came back, right? the president just needs clarification to stop being a jerk.

           — — –Shit that was- specific. Really specific. Undeniably specific. And, well- a sigh escaped between lips. He didn’t like hiding this stuff- he could lie, he could deny, he could fabricate. But when it came down to it- well, there hadn’t really been any plan to keep this all a secret forever.     ❝ Well, if- if you’re looking for that assurance then you aren’t going to find it. I did a dimensional scan a while ago.-—-❞     There was a pause, that gave enough of the answer he felt.      ❝ I’m not saying it wasn’t a dick move not to say earlier- but there’s your clarification.-—-❞  

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CALL OUT POST FOR @codafiles WHO DECIDES TO MAKE ANGST OUT OF CRACK. THE FUCK?