"life is sh1t, business as usual" - peter capaldi Certified BlackSand Shipper A minor (15 years old) PanAce Demigirl (be cruel to my moots and you shall face my wrath)
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Haha! More character descriptions are coming your way! This time, it's my main lotr/th OC: Raphaelle!!!
The pictures are her as a:
● Bird - Harris Hawk
● Insect - Peacock Butterfly
● Drink - English Breakfast Tea
● Series - Good Omens
● A meme - "When Life Gives You Lemons" Vine
● Meal - Roast Beef
● Band/Music - Yaelokre
● Disease - Hanahaki Disease
● Plant - Deadly Nightshade
● Colour - Green
● Addiction - Dr^gs
● Musical Instrument - Ocarina
● Smell - Lavender
● Ideology - Equality
● Poem/Poet - Poppies (Jane Weir)
● Author - J.R.R Tolkien
● Kin - Elsa <feels out of place in society> (and angel dust <... we don't talk about why she kins him.>)
● Shoes - Combat Boots
Here's the template I used just in case anyone wants to do something similar!

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It's not on the house
divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Why thank you, Jeff. You are also looking extremely valid on this day.
You're looking very valid today.
Keep it up monarch.
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I need this anon's name, address, social security number, and a passport so I can find them and beat the never-loving sh1t out of them for being an absolute awful human being towards you.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID I DO!!!!!!??????
#WE KILLIN' TONIGHT LADS!#bttwns#I'm gonna go full on sam strong mode#we need to find this diabolical creature#LOOKS LIKE FLESH'S BACK ON THE MENU PEOPLE!!!
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Guess who finished their GCSEs on Monday :)
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SMITHIES.... ASSEMBLE.
Yes! Proud Smithie here!

#he’s so handsome#he’s so fine#he’s so perfect#he’s so hot#being matt smith#matt smith needs to be protected at all costs#matthew robert smith#mattsmith#matt smith
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Hey Y'all! Thought it's high time for you to get to know my ROTG ocs, so I made these! ✨️✨️
Night Skye
● Son of Pitch Black and Sandman
● Born/made from a wished upon star
● Guardian of the night
● Bi female preference
● Got Nightmare Moon'd
● Has a crush on Jacqueline Turner (see below Q. Pedea)
Q. Pedea Lovestrike
● Guardian of Love
● Sister of Eros
● Lives in a palace on a cloud
● In love with Bunnymund
● Pan
● Almost died because of a certain person above her (SEE ABOVE)
● The animal in her Fave Animal section is a wolpertinger
Jacqueline Turner
● Guardian of Imagination
● The Pumpkin Queen
● Pitch's Decendant (neither of them know lol)
● Omniromantic, Asexual
● likes Night Skye and KNOWS that he has a crush on her
● Her favourite animal/being is a Nökken
● One of the only ones that are powerful enough to overthrow Night Skye's power
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Oh my god, they almost got my age correct-

I'm gonna be 16 in just over a month- 💀
30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
#holy fuck#how did they nearly get the perfect guess?#if I took this 5 weeks later they would've been spot on.
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Thank you @sdnslover and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
I just wanna share a CRK thing I made on a website :)
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I just wanna share a CRK thing I made on a website :)
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We went on a drama trip to see a variation of TIOBE where everything goes wrong (exactly like 'the everything goes wrong show') and the audience members are chosen to play characters at random, and my drama teacher (who is a guy) was chosen to play lady bracknell 😭😭 he aced the role tbh 😆
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Lady Bracknell Wants YOU
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I JUST GOT AEGIS HOLLYBERRY IM CRYING RN 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
#aegis hollyberry cookie#cookie run kingdom#hollyberry cookie#luck#battlefield of passion#eternal sugar update#awakened hollyberry cookie
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Who is this old man that you speak of, dear friend?
You know, I really like that old man. I really do.
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THE FACT THAT I'M PLAYING MIITOPIA RN– 😭😭😭
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Damn that's one T H I C C book
My friend/coworker also works at our queer bookstore and she found a book of the complete collection of Sherlock Holmes stories published in 1936 and got it for me and I already have multiple copies of all the stories all scattered in different books, but this one is my bible now :)

Thickums
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Do you ever stand up from sitting on a stool and find that your butt is itchy? Or is it just me?
#please tell me I'm not the only one#it's worse when you're wearing leggings#hopefully#relatable#weird things
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