riddlemethry

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inviting all other flies to a meeting of the minds on the last remnant of dog shit in the middle of the yard

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Happy holidays to you and your family, clarence.

[A teeny tiny painted wooden figurine of a gnat drops onto the nearest flat surface.]

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! Its been a while since i have gotten a gift from the anons! I gotta show this to the family!

*he flys over to the mantle and places and sets it there*

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merry christmas to those who celebrate and happy seasons greetings to the culture war conservatives

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Riddle fly is eternal!!!! *laughter sllowly fades to nothing*

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that’s a bit more detailed then I was thinking. I’ll do a fly with a fedora though

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sounds good!! hell yeah!!!!

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if I were to represent you in a symbol what would you want that symbol to be? I was thinking just a fly but to do that without asking feels weird like making a human shape when trying to represent a person. if you want to be just a fly that's okay too but maybe you have something that fits you more personality wise? completely up to you

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i would like a fly with a cool mafia fedorah hat thingy and a gun and a cigar! that sounds cool as fuck

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Reverse Trick or Treat!

[a fly version of your favorite candy bar appears in front of you. there's also some for your kids]

Happy Spooky day! I don't know if insects celebrate but have a good day anyway

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oh, thank you! my favorite candy! Buzzterfingers! happy spooky day!

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@a-new-nobody

reminder to new users to change your icon so you don’t get blocked cause people think you are a bot

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Fucking up to you man I just wanted you to realize how weird it looks with 0 context

if its not making anyone uncomfortable i will leave it up. people can always come and ask for context if they are confused! ^^

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😭 hi I don't go here I just noticed yall in the notes of that post but bro do you really not see how weird making a joke abt a 5 year old learning abt the birds and bees is without any context?

ooc here: if i made anyone uncomfortable i apologize, its not an actual five year old, it is someone playing a 5 year old, and that exchange was out of character, we were just being goofy. also I am a minor myself. that being said if anything i said or did made people uncomfortable, i can always delete the response. would that be something that would help you feel more comfortable? /genq

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so old, im suprised they havent already been taught yet

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thats what i thought >:]

okay so kid i think its time you learned about the birds and the bees--

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I will be doing whatever i want forever and ever, ill bite you

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t4t = when two trans people love each other very very much

yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much

doomed yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much but the narrative hates them

yuri = when two women love eachother very very much

hope this helps small random child

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Are your associates mosquitos?

I can take whoever you send, trash-eater.

Meet me at the nearest Showfall mall.

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were on our way now, you better be ready for a beating

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8 ball this is gonna be you when im done with ya

happy violent thrashing sunday