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rileywrites ยท 3 months ago
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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
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rileywrites ยท 4 months ago
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Just in time for Valentineโ€™s Day... ๐Ÿ’”ย 
Ready to break up with Google?
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So are we!
Weโ€™ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for everything Google.
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Check out the full list over on the blog!
- The Ellipsus Team xo
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rileywrites ยท 4 months ago
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So for all of you who think nothing matters:
We have a local, I guess I'll call it an events complex. It's where concerts and the fair go. It's owned by the city.
When Trump started the whole ICE thing, our commissioner sent a letter to the local representatives, telling them they could use it as a detention center for illegal immigrants. Our event center. Where the 4H kids show their fuckin' lambs.
"The fuck you will" was the resounding reply.
So, when I talk about coalition-building, and working with people you do not agree with or maybe even like, this is what I'm talking about. There was an immediate and vocal show of disapproval, from all sides. We all contacted people we knew would dislike this, REGARDLESS OF HOW THEY FELT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. The meeting was packed with people yelling at the commissioners. Of all political stripes. Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Prairie Populist, Independent.
Some were, of course, the tumblr-style arguments about inherent humanity, but--I think more compellingly if you're actually trying to put the pressure on--there were questions of, 'How are we gonna get paid?" "Are you aware of how, as the only event center for more than two hours, much fuckin money this brings into the community? ANd that immigrants of all types make up less than 2% of the population of the entire state?(my argument), "Do we trust the government to pay us?", "Isn't there a fuckin' empty prison in [town about an hour from here]? Are you just being a kiss-ass?' (offered up by a man I know to be very conservative indeed. BUT HE DID NOT WANT OUR SPACE USED FOR THIS) and, an argument that was so good I was infuriated I didn't come up with it, "DO you think the bank is gonna want to be known as the sponsor of "National bank Detention Center?" (Which caught on and the bank had to offer up a letter saying how they hoped the commissioners would use the event center as intended.)
They folded. A letter came out a few days ago from the manager of the event center, saying it was decided that the events center would rescind the offer, as "more acceptable alternatives could be found." They blinked.
That's the thing. All that happened is that a bunch of people got mad an went to ONE TWO HOUR MEETING. It changed everything.
SHOW. UP.
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rileywrites ยท 4 months ago
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โ€œaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearโ€ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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rileywrites ยท 4 months ago
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Important! Your pet's RFID chip number might have been disconnected this week.
Is your pet chipped? They should be. Do you know who made the chip?
Pet RFID chips are so small that there's really only room on them for a serial number. When your lost pet is brought to a shelter or a vet's office, they can scan the chip, read that number, and then type it into a program that draws from a series of linked databases to find your name and phone number. That's how they find you, and tell you that Silly Lilly von Wigglesbottom has gone wandering, and she's safe and sound, and would you come get her, please?
Texas-based Save This Life, which provided chips to vets and shelters all across the US, has all at once and abruptly gone dark; their database is just gone. Their customers were not given warning and so did not know to change their registration to another company. A lot of animals have basically become anonymous now.
If you don't know what company you've been using, call your vet's office and ask what pet chip number they have on file. If the chip number starts with 991 or 900164, it's probably a Save This Life chip.
If it turns out yours is one of the affected cases, the chip itself will still be fine! There's no need to add another, or anything like that. You'll just need to transfer the number to another company, and your vet should be able to recommend the one that they like the best.
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rileywrites ยท 7 months ago
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rileywrites ยท 11 months ago
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downsizing seasons from 22 episodes to 13 to 8. describing miniseries as "8 hour movies". loudly declaring that shows with 20+ episodes per season cannot truly be good. complaining that "it couldve been a movie". complaining about filler episodes. complaining about bottle episodes. complaining about episodes that prioritize character over plot. fr i think y'all just dont like television
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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Life Update (02/25/24):
@genyalinaa and I got married in October!
I was waiting to announce for a new chapter of Cross Promotion, but my muse took an involuntary sabbatical thanks to burnout.
I'm still an educator in a red state, we're still both mentally and chronically ill, and money is still tighter than a Dolly Parton outfit.
If you'd like to help out a pair of queer disabled newly(ish)weds, my ko-fi is reactingcaptain. It's in the source of this post.
I am eternally grateful to the people who have supported in the past!
All my love,
Riley
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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What is this about the tumblr staff wanting to sell art data to midjourney?
An ex-colleague of mine mentioned yesterday that there may be contacts between Automattic and midjourney in that direction, but nothing is public yet and I don't have any more info. They probably won't have anything specific to share either, since they left the company weeks ago too. That being said:
I have no reason to doubt my ex-coworker word, they are a trustworthy person.
Tumblr's CEO has been absurdly enthusiastic (comically, even) about AI, and is a big fan of LLMs and 'AI' companies.
A deal with midjourney could solve tumblr financial issues (not the same company, but openAi is paying up to 5 million/year to news companies to use their content as training data... tumblr generates several orders of magnitude more content than any newspaper or any media company and it only would need a 20 to 30 million per year deal to be profitable)
So I don't have any extra info yet, but I'm keeping my ears open.
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rileywrites ยท 1 year ago
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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs Characters: Israel Hands, Lucius Spriggs Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Restaurant, Trans Israel Hands, Light BDSM, Soft Dom Lucius Spriggs, Sub Israel Hands, Blow Jobs, Vaginal Sex, Praise Kink, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Vaginal Fingering, Aftercare Summary:
Lucius is on the phone making reservations when a familiar roar comes from the kitchen. "Spriggs!"
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It's about time someone stood up to Chef Hands. The tension around here is getting unbearable.
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rileywrites ยท 2 years ago
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And oh Lord, won't you leave me
Leave me just like this?
'Cause I belong to the ground now
I want no more than this
- Mother, Florence + The Machine
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rileywrites ยท 2 years ago
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(samโ€™s version || insp.)
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