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So uh yeah idk what to do now. Do you want like, full illustratione for other scenes? Or like mockup storyboard? Or design details? Or character art? Idk what to do now its done lmao

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anon i finished it for you. are you glad? did you like it?

I miss this AU! I hope it comes back sometime in the future

Oh hey!

I actually really do mean to come back to this... I had this big health issue and then a job change and then another health issue and then a big project to work on and basically this just kept taking more of a backseat every time.

I haven't checked this tumblr's notes or the reddit account since I lat updated, really, so I have no idea if there's much interest in me finishing this off. If there is, I'm happy to make an effort to actually get back to it.

The script is actually entirely complete, to be clear. It was before I started illustrating it. So I have the material ready.

If there's an interest still, then yeah, I'll make a point to put time aside this weekend and start drawing again!

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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS

An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 17 (final)

OUTSIDE - GRAVEYARD

Mass graves have been dug, bodies buried. A few remaining survivors have appeared to help out. EDD and TOM stand over MATT’S grave. It reads "HERE LIES MATT - "I deserved a monument!" "

EDD I can’t believe this is really happening.

TOM Yeah. It’s going to be quiet without him.

TOM raises a bottle. EDD holds out a COLA can.

TOM Here’s to you, buddy.

TOM and EDD drink. RINGO approaches, ears back.

RINGO Dis isn’t what I wanted.

EDD But this is how it is now. We have to face it and move on.

RINGO No. I can’t do dat.

RINGO pulls out a LAZER GUN, pointing it at the DUO. EDD throws his hands up, TOM looks unimpressed.

EDD Ringo, what are you doing?

RINGO What I have to.

EDD But- but what about all of the good times we had together?

RINGO Dis is da onwy way it can end.

TOM Figures.

RINGO I’m sowwy, Edd.

RINGO pulls slowly on the trigger. EDD sweats.

RINGO Miwaculous memowy gun!

RINGO shoots the MEMORY ERASING LAZER GUN! The ray bursts out from the end, wiping across the world, sweeping everything away in a fluttering glow.

TOM’S APARTMENT

EDD and TOM are sat on SOFA CHAIRS. RINGO, back to normal, is on EDD’S lap, being petted. The TV is showing the news.

REPORTER Seemingly overnight, the Zombie Plague has come to an end. All victims have been buried and a handful of survivors have been found driving a coach down the M4...

The TV shows KIM and KATYA speaking to a REPORTER, gesturing to the COACH as the MAYOR and others disembark.

EDD What do you think happened?

TOM Don’t know, don’t care. Why are we hanging out at my place anyway?

EDD My TV got broken.... Somehow.

TOM Huh. Weird.

MATT, alive, walks in. He is wearing one of TOM’S hoodies.

MATT Hi guys! He sits on the available seat.

TOM Why are you wearing my clothes? Were you going through my stuff again?

MATT No! You guys gave it to me!

TOM Not a chance in hell.

EDD Is that why you were late? You had to steal Tom’s clothes?

MATT No. I’ve been shut in a box since last night!

EDD Huh?

MATT Let me explain. As you know I’ve been making some movies lately...

MATT keeps speaking, but his words fade out.

OUTSIDE

We pan away, the APARTMENT becomes small, people wander around empty streets. Smaller... England, then the continents, Earth...

FAST-ZOOM- TOM’S APARTMENT

RINGO winks at the camera.

END.

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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS

An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 16

The door of the largest CAT SPACESHIP opens. Rows of alien cats walking on their hind legs march down the ramp, carrying flags. COMMANDER WODEN steps out, bathed in alien light.

COMMANDER WODEN Pawlease allow me to purrsent our wise and mewognificent leader, his allmeowty, the furst of his name, the royal blue King of Cat Planet...

RINGO and the kittens all bow. The striking blue CAT KING descends the ramp, approaching the group. Dramatic lighting, regal music, it’s a big moment-

COMMANDER WODEN Cat King Buxt-

EDD sprays the CAT KING with a water bottle.

EDD Bad! Bad cat!

The alien cats hiss and spit.

EDD Very bad! Go back to your planet! Go on! Scram!

COMMANDER WODEN You can’t scare us off just with water-

EDD starts barking at them. The alien cats all bristle and scurry back up the ramp.

EDD That’s right! Run away ya scaredy cats! Go hide in your cats cradles!

COMMANDER WODEN If we’re leaving, then we’re taking our bioweapons with us! Come, bioweapons!

The ZOMBIES all look at each other.

MATT Hah! They’re my army now, they only obey me! Me, heheheheh, their king!

MATT laughs evilly.

EDD Yeah, he’s the cats meow now!

COMMANDER WODEN growls angrily.

EDD What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?

COMMANDER WODEN We’ll get you for this!

EDD Try us! There’s more than one way to skin a cat!

RINGO looks upset.

EDD Oh. Sorry. No offense.

COMMANDER WODEN If we can’t have our army, no one can!

COMMANDER WODEN holds up a button control with a lable reading "DE-ZOMBINATOR" on it. He slaps his paw down on the button, making it beep loudly. All the ZOMBIES drop to the ground, dead.

TOM Ah, who cares about all those guys. Am I right, Matt?

MATT is dead on the ground, all scrunched up and twisted. His tongue lols out and flies buzz around him.

TOM Holy Musical Batman!

EDD Matt!

EDD rounds on COMMANDER WODEN.

EDD You better leave right now!

EDD starts to march towards the ramp.

EDD This is my planet, my world! And if I see you here again...

He looks serious, dangerous.

EDD I’m going to take you to the vet!

He makes a snipping gesture with his fingers.

COMMANDER WODEN yowls and runs back into the SHIP. The door slams shut and the ramp pulls away. The SHIP wobbles up into the sky, followed by the rest of the fleet, and zips off into the stars, leaving a trail of light behind.

EDD and TOM rush to MATTS side. They cradle him in their arms.

EDD Matt, I’m sorry, I brought the aliens to Earth.

TOM And I’m sorry I... Stole all your shampoo when we used to live together. I told you it smelled bad, but I was lying. It smelled really good!

TOM and EDD sob over MATT’S decaying body. Sobs turn to gags.

EDD Eugh. Tom, I don’t want to say this but... Does Matt kind of stink?

TOM Yeah, he stinks worse than sewage, and I would know!

EDD Why would you-

TOM drops MATT’S body. SPLAT. EDD lets go of him as well and they step away, holding their noses. Above, clouds form, rumble. Rain falls. The pair are immediately soaked.

EDD I guess we have to start cleaning up the mess. Maybe we can ask help from other survivors.

TOM Nah. They all left on a bus.

EDD Oh.

EDUARDO Not all of them.

EDUARDO and MARK arrive, both in full SUITS.

EDD Not now, Eduardo. I don’t want to deal with you.

EDUARDO I’m not here to antagonise you. I’m here to help you.

MARK We know how hard it is to lose a friend. So let us offer a hand.

EDD and TOM look at each other, they smile.

EDD Thanks.

The FOUR gather together and start to clean up the mess. RINGO watches, distanced from them. It notices something in the rubble.

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in theory i post these last 2 installments over the next 2 weeks in a sort of scheduled way but reality may continue to slow me down, but i do really wanna finish posting this all.

i now use MSPaint as my primary art software so the style has shifted a bit from what it was 2 years ago

after that i might do mockup storyboard of some scenes or illustrate other parts, we'll see what the interest is.

i DO want to write another script as well using ellsworld. it might be like a rotsc2 or something, not sure yet

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An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 15

Interior - STEVE'S APARTMENT

SUPERLAD hangs his head out the window, eyes wide.

SUPERLAD Hey! Look outside, there's-

STEVE What? What could be so important-

STEVE (SuperGuy) is midway through a complex CROCHET ART. The entire apartment has CROCHET decorations.

STEVE -That you have to interrupt me? Huh? SUPERLAD ...It's just- STEVE Just what? Is it worth missing a stitch for?

SUPERLAD mumbles.

STEVE Speak up, I didn't hear you. SUPERLAD Yes you did! You always can!

STEVE takes a breath.

STEVE I'm not having this fight. Sit down, and get back to your sourdough. SUPERLAD But it's still proving!

STEVE glares at him.

SUPERLAD Fine.

SUPERLAD sighs and takes the dough out of the proving draw. He zaps it with his eyes, and it expands to full size.

Through the WINDOW, SPACESHIPS appear.

OUTSIDE - THE RUINS

CAT SPACESHIPS descend down, green light illuminating the ruined city.

RINGO Dis is all my fault. EDD No, Ringo. Don't say that. It was also Tords. RINGO Twue. But... I weally let evewyone down. EDD That's my fault. I couldn't let you do what you were doing. RINGO But it wasn't just da king and da commandew. I awso let you down. And worst of aww, myself. I shoulda wistened to my heart. EDD Well, I guess you must have, like, two of them right? That's got to be confusing. RINGO Six, actuawy. EDD Oh. Which one did you need to listen to? RINGO Usuawy it's a clawmbination of one and three, but dis time I fink my fifth heart was da wight one. EDD Why? What does it say? RINGO It says... I didn't want dis. I didn't want any of dis. Dewe was so much pwessure fwom Commandew Woden that I had to do something. Dose fat cats onwy cawed about wesults! But I don't want da power or reward fwom defeating our owdest enemy. I just wanted to stay hewe and wive a small wife, with you. EDD Oh, Ringo. You should have just told me all of this earlier. Actually, no, if you'd said anything before all this I would have freaked out. RINGO Yeah, da wast time I said anyfing I had to bwame it on Matt.

MATT gasps.

MATT So you're the one who made the shorts comment! RINGO Dey were a swutty cut, what can I say? EDD Uh. Anyway. It's too late to worry about the past, what we need to focus on is the now. Ringo.

EDD puts a hand on RINGO'S shoulder.

EDD You said you needed to listen to your, uh, fifth heart. Well I named you after one of the bravest hearts I know, Ringo Wallace. RINGO I fought my name was Ringo Wingo Prigle Tingle Fwoofy Woofy Smoochy Smooshy Baby Waby Kitty Witty Beanie Weanie Pawsie Wawsies.

MATT and TOM raise their eyebrows. EDD looks embarrassed.

EDD What? No, I've never said that! RINGO But the only other thing you call me is Stinky! EDD You're a stinky cat! RINGO And pwoud. EDD Right. But my point still stands. When the Cat King and all his soldiers come here, we can tell him...

EDD is under a spotlight, music swelling.

EDD He may take our lives... But he can never take our freedom!

EDD punches his hand in the air.

MATT I don't want him to take our lives. I only just got this second chance! TOM Yeah, I'm with Matt. He can take my life from my cold, dead hands. EDD Oh. Yeah. Fair enough. TOM I need a drink.

TOM pulls his FLASK from inside his damaged suit and lifts it so his mouth. A DROPLET falls from a HOLE in the bottom.

TOM Oh, son of a-

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Long time no post!

I will be frank and honest and say a fair part of why I haven't been able to come back to the AU is because I lost the original sketch plans and the corresponding notes. Oops.

Thankfully after some scouring I was able to restore a somewhat grimy picture I'd taken of the sketches way back, so I'm posting them here to finally share my original intention of showing an indicatior of what's to come until I eventually get around to drawing the final panels.

I cannot guarantee when I get these done

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I miss this AU! I hope it comes back sometime in the future

Oh hey!

I actually really do mean to come back to this... I had this big health issue and then a job change and then another health issue and then a big project to work on and basically this just kept taking more of a backseat every time.

I haven't checked this tumblr's notes or the reddit account since I lat updated, really, so I have no idea if there's much interest in me finishing this off. If there is, I'm happy to make an effort to actually get back to it.

The script is actually entirely complete, to be clear. It was before I started illustrating it. So I have the material ready.

If there's an interest still, then yeah, I'll make a point to put time aside this weekend and start drawing again!

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I'm getting all the sketches for the last few parts of ROTSC, thiugh I'm not sure when I'll actually get to properly draw these. Hopefully this Friday I can make a start!! Until then I'll steadily share the sketches to keep reminding myself to finish this dang project!!

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*blows dust off the blog*

hey i’m gonna come back to this soon. long story short ive been swamped and i just was not producing a quality of work i actually liked so this week at some point im gonna start sketching out upcoming panels and maybe share a few here before i really start posting ROTSC again

sorry for disappearing without any warning!!

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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS

An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 14

BOOM!

CHIEF JAKKA'S ESCAPE POD crash lands behind TORD. DUST CLOUDS rise. TORD turns slowly, horrified. The shadowy figure of CHIEF JAKKA looms over him, huge and furious.

TORD raises his hands in surrender, laughing nervously.

TORD

Uh. No. I take that back. I'm not a space cat and I don't want to be.

CHIEF JAKKA screeches.

TORD screams.

EDD and RINGO cower together as indescribable offscreen violence occurs. Blood splats on them. Lots of crunching, thudding and screeching. TORDS screams stop suddenly.

EDD

I guess that's... One problem sorted.

RINGO

But now we have another...

CHIEF JAKKA advances on them, bloodied mouth dripping.

CHIEF JAKKA

(SUBTITLES)

Finally. I'll have all of you filthy cat scumbags exactly where I want you.

EDD

Haha, aw he sounds so cute!

CHIEF JAKKA lets out a terrifying shriek, making him cower.

EDD spots the dropped LAZER GUN and grabs it. He raises it, pointing it at CHIEF JAKKA. The alien rabbit stops, ears dropping back.

EDD

It's wabbit season.

The LAZER GUN powers up.... Then dies. It makes a sad noise and a sizzle of smoke comes out the end.

CHIEF JAKKA laughs, grating and horrible, and advances on EDD and RINGO, claws stretching out to them, teeth bared.

SCREECH!

The MONSTER charges in and collides with CHIEF JAKKA. The two wrestle, moving across the RUINS, each as strong as the other, both enraged and vicious.

The MONSTER punches CHIEF JAKKA, sending the alien rabbit flying into the road. The MONSTER chases after, leaping in to attack. They roll across the road, wrestling.

CHIEF JAKKA kicks the MONSTER with giant bunny feet, sending it flying.

Interior - Apartment

Two CHILDREN are standing on their furniture, giggling.

The MONSTER smashes through the window and out the other side.

CHIEF JAKKA jumps in after.

CHILDREN

The floor is lava!

CHIEF JAKKA winces, jumps up onto the furniture, and awkwardly bounces across the room out the hole in the opposite wall.

OUTSIDE - STREET

CHIEF JAKKA shoves the MONSTER against a shop front -WHAMAGEDDON- smashing the windows. The MONSTER is draped over the DISPLAY. CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENTS fall onto its head, one by one - bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! A SANTA HAT lands on its head and a CANDY CANE in its mouth. It blinks, dazed, then shakes its head- snaps out of it.

The MONSTER grabs CHIEF JAKKA by the shoulders, smashing the alien rabbit through a wall. They fall through-

INTERIOR - ILLEGAL PARTY

FANCY POLITICIANS all in expensive clothes with champagne and a large buffet pause mid-dance. A SIGN reading "WORK MEETING - WINK WINK" slowly falls down.

CHIEF JAKKA and the MONSTER stare at them, then glance at each other.

Elegant, upbeat music plays as they waltz across the room as the FANCY POLITICIANS continue their party.

OUTSIDE - STREET

The fight continues! They exchange blows, travelling across the STREETS. They clash together once more, strained.

They break down a FENCE in their struggle-

SCREAMING.

The fight has brought them outside EDUARDO'S HOUSE. MARK is in his suit, holding hedge clippers. He's midway through gardening, and screaming.

CHIEF JAKKA scowls and slaps MARK.

EDUARDO

(off-screen)

Hey!

EDDUARDO appears in the doorway.

EDUARDO

No one hits my housemate...

(beat)

Ever!

Another green flash of power. EDUARDO grabs the MONSTER'S tail, spins it around and slams it into CHIEF JAKKA. The pair go flying-

-all the way over the city-

-back at the RUINS.

OUTSIDE - THE RUINS

EDD runs over to TOM'S crumpled body.

EDD

Tom!

TOM groans and twitches.

TOM

I think my everything is broken.

EDD

Well... Your hair is in one piece.

TOM'S hair spikes fold over.

EDD

Nevermind.

RINGO slowly pads over to CHIEF JAKKA'S unconsious form. It pokes the alien rabbit's body a few times.

RINGO

Hah. Take dat!

The alien kittens pop up, mewling with triumph. They slap their tiny paws against the giant alien rabbit's body.

TOM sits up slowly.

TOM

Where's... Matt?

EDD

I... Don't think he made it.

TOM

Oh...

They're both quiet for a moment.

EDD

At least you defeated that big ugly rabbit.

Crumbling. The kittens all pause, then flee. CHIEF JAKKA slowly rises from the rubble. Battered, bleeding, heaving shaky breaths.

CHIEF JAKKA

(SUBTITLES)

Think again...

TOM

Oh, come on!

MATT

(OFF-SCREEN)

Not so fast!

MATT, a one-armed ZOMBIE, steps onto the scene . He is followed by a ZOMBIE ARMY, all clad in DUCT TAPE ARMOR.

EDD

Matt? But how?

MATT

I've finally found my true calling: King of the Scourge and the Buried Men, Protector of the Rotting Kingdoms, the Father of Dead-ones, the Leader of the Great Cemetary, the Undead, the Breaker of Tape...

EDD yawns as MATT lists off his titles.

MATT

Now, attack, my zombie soldiers!

MATT cackles and leads ZOMBIE ARMY forwards. Each ZOMBIE lurches, groaning and snarling. CHIEF JAKKA tries to run, but the ZOMBIES have surrounded the area, all closing in.

EDD, TOM and RINGO all cower, ready to be eaten, but the ZOMBIES lurch past, totally focused on the alien rabbit.

CHIEF JAKKA screams and wails as it's piled on by ZOMBIES. It tries to fight, but it can't break the TAPE. It screams, a clawed hand sticking out of the writhing green mass until it slowly disappears from sight.

RINGO

Hah! Da bioweapons worked!

EDD

None of this would have happened if you hadn't started this in the first place!

RINGO

Untwue. Da monstew had nothing to do with us.

EDD

Yeah, what is that about?

TOM

Remember that time we went to Hell?

EDD

Yeah?

TOM

Yeah.

EDD

Huh.

MATT approaches them, covered in blood.

EDD

Aah! Don't eat us!

MATT

Please. I only eat organic, free-range meats.

EDD

What's that supposed to mean?

MATT

Well you're, you know, a little battery-farmed.

EDD

That's not fair! We've been in a pandemic.

TOM

You guys are idiots.

MATT

But I saved the day! With my zombie army! Hey, maybe I should take over the world now...

RINGO

Not quite.

They all look up. The CAT SPACESHIPS have arrived, all hovering overhead.

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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS

An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 13

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK~ White clouds spialing inwards--

BANG.

TORD flinches, a flash of blood, his flashback interrupted.

TOM is holding MATT's NAIL GUN.

TOM

No! No flashback! I don't wanna hear any more from you!

TORD hisses, the cut across his face bleeding. It slowly heals up, fur covering the scar.

The TRIO gag.

TORD

This is the last time you get in my way!

Another TAZER CLAW shoots out from the MECH and grabs TOM around the throat. He struggles to free himself, kicking as he's lifted from the ground.

MATT

Hey! Let him go! I disclosed emotional insecurities to him!

(BEAT)

On second thoughts, go ahead.

TOM

Matt!

TORD

Oh, don’t worry, he’ll be free soon..

MATT

(OFF SCREEN)

Aww.

TORD

Once I have him under my control.

The TAZER CLAW electrocutes TOM. He wails in pain, convulsing horribly as it keeps electrocuting him. TORD's grin grows wider.

EDD and MATT watch in horror. TOM'S shadow over them changes as he writhes, growing, becoming monstrous.

The MONSTER screeches as it bursts into full form. The TAZER CLAW has expanded to fit around its neck.

EDD

I didn't realise you were serious!

MATT

Why would I be joking?

EDD

You make stuff up all the time!

MATT

Like when?

The MONSTER screeches.

MATT and EDD scream and run. They dive behind an upturned CAR and huddle down.

The TAZER CLAW shocks the MONSTER. It wails, then starts advancing after them.

RINGO squirms.

RINGO

Leave- Edd- Awone!

TORD

Too late! He will die so my plan can succeed.

RINGO

I won't wet you!

RINGO struggles against its own TAZER CLAW. It gets shocked, but grits its teeth through it.

RINGO

Your pawfetic Earth weapons can't harm me.

TORD

No? Then you won't mind this.

The TAZER CLAW swings RINGO back, then slams down onto the ground.

EDD and MATT cringe behind the CAR as they hear every thud.

EDD

I have to go save him.

MATT

You can't! If you go out there you'll die - and then I'll die!

EDD

He's messing with my cat!

EDD rushes out from behind the car-

MATT

Edd!

 EDD rolls across the ground, the MONSTER'S claws narrowly missing him. He continues running.

EDD

Put Ringo down!

TORD

So many demands today. Fine.

The TAZER CLAW drops RINGO. EDD leaps and catches him before he hits the ground. RINGO looks up at EDD, singed around the edges.

RINGO

I'm not feline too good...

RINGO laughs, weak. EDD blinks back tears.

EDD

I already said that one.

RINGO coughs.

EDD

Hang in there, baby.

RINGO

You shoulda stayed with me on da ship.

EDD

I couldn't leave my friends behind.

EDD carefuly lays RINGO down on the ground. He turns to face TORD.

EDD

Except you. You're not my friend anymore. In fact, you're off the Christmas card list!

Everyone gasps!

TORD

So cruel, Edd... But that will make this so much easier.

EDD

What-

The TASER CLAW grabs EDD around the throat.

RINGO

Edd!

TORD

Call your people to Earth. It's time I made them regret ever rejecting me. And if you don't, I'll run ten bolts of lightning through him.

EDD struggles.

EDD

(STRAINED)

Don't do it!

The TASER CLAWS electrocute EDD, making him writhe in pain. RINGO stares at him, eyes wide and shining. He slowly looks down.

RINGO

I have to.

RINGO sits up, shakes off the dirt, and tilts his head back. He meows. It echoes up into the sky. In the distance, EDUARDO'S SATELLITE flickers green.

TORD

Yes! They will come, and they will taste my revenge!

MATT

You were a terrible cook!

MATT has leapt out, CHAINSAW revving. He throws it, the blade cutting through the TAZER CLAW arm. EDD drops to the ground, coughing and choking. RINGO rushes over and EDD pulls it into a hug.

MATT

Hah! I saved him!

The MONSTER growls. It's just behind MATT.

MATT

Oh.

Uh. Hey, Tom, we've been through this. It's me, Matt!

The MONSTER advances.

TORD

The beast possessing him does not care about you. You can't escape this time.

TORD bares his fangs.

TORD

Goodbye, brave soldier.

The MONSTER is electroctured, making it screech. Enraged, it grabs the CAR and lifts it up over its head.

MATT screams and runs.

The MONSTER throws the CAR. It flies directly at MATT, getting larger and larger. It crashes into the ground and MATT leaps, getting flung further away by the impact.

Outside - GARDEN

He lands on a BED OF FLOWERS outside a house.

MATT

Whew! That was lucky.

MATT looks over. The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE has his hand in its mouth.

MATT

Oh.

CHOMP! The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE bites off MATT'S hand. MATT screams while the VEGNGEFUL ZOMBIE celebrates.

OUTSIDE - THE RUINS

EDD clutches RINGO in his arms and stands.

EDD

Tord! You don't need to do all this!

TORD

Oh yes I do, Edd. This is how I take my rightful place as the leader! I'm finally going to fulfil my greatest dream!

EDD

Isn't this too much? Isn't this dreaming too big?

TORD

No dream is too big! You know what they say, Aim for the Catto Planet and land among the stars!

EDD

Maybe this one is! Tord, please listen to me. All of this...

EDD gestures to the destruction and the MONSTER being electrocuted to submission.

EDD

Is it worth it? Just to feel big? Isn't it okay to be small for once?

TORD

No! I will not be small. I will not be dragged down by useless people. It's too late, Edd, I can't go back now.

EDD

Sure you can. We can... Get you a shave, maybe a bit of makeup. Brush your hair down maybe. No one would notice!

TORD

Hair?

He points at his hair spikes.

TORD

These are my ears!

EDD

Oh. Oh Jees.

RINGO coughs in EDD’s arms.

RINGO

I'm sowwy, Edd.

EDD

You did what you had to.

RINGO

But I may have doomed you. Our miwitawy powers are advanced. And dat guy isnt going to back down.

TORD slams his fist on the machine.

TORD

I will fight every single one of those space bastards, and claim my rightful throne as the Cat King! Then they will have to accept me! I will be unstoppable!

TORD lets out a big evil laugh.

BOOM!

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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS

An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 12

ESCAPE POD

EDD screams as the ESCAPE POD burns through EARTH's atmosphere. He rolls the control ball, sweating.

EDD

Easy... Easy!

An alien kitten jumps up onto the control panel and mews.

EDD

How did you get in here?

Something hits the ESCAPE POD, throwing him to the ground. Several alien kittens are milling about. He pulls himself up to look out the window.

CHIEF JAKKA is in hot pursuit, piloting another ESCAPE POD.

EDD gasps and slams his hand onto the control ball, speeding up.

EDD

Come on, come on!

A kitten jumps up onto the controls between EDD'S hands.

EDD

No, don't! You're in the way!

The kitten mews and sits down.

A screen blinks, reads "BUTTHOLE DETECTED". Goes green - bing!

The ESCAPE POD goes into overdrive!

EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE

Jets appear out the back of the ESCAPE POD, blasting fire out the back.

The flames hit CHIEF JAKKA'S ESCAPE POD, sending it flying away as EDD'S ESCAPE POD speeds towards EARTH.

ESCAPE POD

EDD screams for his life as they fall towards EARTH. We see the UK, close in on ENGLAND. The RUINS of the city come into view, bigger and bigger-

OUTSIDE - THE RUINS

The ESCAPE POD crashes! The door bursts open, EDD hanging out of it, dazed. Alien kittens crawl over him, mewling. Steam rises. Small fires flicker.

MATT and TOM rush over, climbing over rubble and debris.

TOM

Edd, I can't believe this...

He gestures furiously at the kittens.

TOM

You went kitten shopping without me!

EDD groans.

MATT pulls EDD out of the ESCAPE POD. The TRIO, united once more, carefully make their way down to a safe bit of ground. EDD looks around.

EDD

What happened while I was gone?

MATT

Tom turned into a giant monster!

TOM

Matt did nothing useful.

MATT

Hey! Not true. I saved our friendship.

EDD

That's... Nice.

MATT

What happened to your suit?

EDD

Oh. Uh. I don't know. I guess the space cats took it.

MATT takes his SUIT JACKET off and gives it to EDD, who quickly pulls it on.

TOM

How bad did you hit your head? Space Cats was a movie we made, remember? They're not real.

RINGO

(OFF SCREEN)

Dat's what you fink.

The TRIO turn.

RINGO rises up above the ESCAPE POD, glowing with alien power.

OUTSIDE - EDDUARDO's house

MARK and EDDUARDO are walking down their path towards the house, both fully suited.

MARK

We're really getting a chance to heal now that we can do our one walk a day. Don’t you feeling better?

EDDUARDO shrugs.

The RAT KING, now expanded into a huge creature, begins to crawl from a MANHOLE in the ground.

RAT KING

(TELEPATHICALLY)

Finally, I am strong enough to command all living things...

CHIEF JAKKA'S ESCAPE POD crashes into the STREET, splatting the emerging RAT KING. It bursts open, revealing the huge, hideous alien rabbit.

MARK screams in terror.

EDDUARDO flashes GREEN. With one big swing of his arm, he punches the ESCAPE POD back into the air, sending CHIEF JAKKA flying out of sight.

EDDUARDO

Huh. Yeah. You're right. I feel so much better.

MARK stares at the sky, then at him, mouth agape.

OUTSIDE - THE RUINS

RINGO'S glowing form hovers over the TRIO.

TOM

I am too sober for this.

He reaches into a hole in his SUIT and pulls out a FLASK, then swigs.

EDD

How many of those do you have?

TOM shrugs.

RINGO

You're coming with me, Edd, whether you wike it or not!

RINGO points a LAZER GUN the TRIO. They huddle together, cowering.

A TAZER CLAW shoots out and hits RINGO. RINGO drops the LAZER GUN and convulses as its electrocuted.

TORD is back in his MECH, cackling.

TORD

Finally! I can take my revenge!

EDD

Ringo!

EDD runs over, but The TAZER CLAW pulls RINGO up above the MECH.

TORD

Your bioweapons have been causing me many problems, but there is nothing a cat can do that I cannot.

RINGO

Y-you!

EDD

Wait, Tord? What's going on?

TORD

Funny. I asked the same thing the day I found out what I really am...

TORD rips off the BANDAGES. Beneath, his face is furry and striped. He bares his fangs, raising a clawed hand up.

EDD

Tord... You're a space cat?

RINGO

(ROUGH VOICE)

Psht. Half!

TOM are MATT are green in the face.

TOM

I don't even want to know how that's possible.

RINGO

Harkness' Law. I didn't wealise before, but looking at him now, da wesembwance is uncatty.

RINGO sneers

RINGO

Commander Woden aways was a xenophile.

TORD

They wouldn't accept me. My tragic backstory explains it all...

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK~ White clouds spialing inwards--

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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS

An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 11

...

Darkness.

Humming tone.

MATT cracks his eyes open, groans, sits up.

He looks over, TOM'S prone figure lies over his legs, SUIT ripped.

MATT

Tom?

MATT shakes him.

MATT

Tom, wake up buddy.

TOM is unresponsive.

MATT

(WELLING UP)

...Tom?

TOM farts.

MATT gags.

MATT

Augh!

TOM

Hah!

MATT

Get off me!

TOM

It's funny because you're suffering.

MATT kicks TOM off him.

The pair settle down to sit on the rubble. Both of them are wounded and bleeding.

TOM

So much for being better on my own.

MATT

Yeah. I didn't manage to make my zombie army either. The only one I could get to follow me was this guy.

The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE snarls, pulling itself hand by hand closer.

MATT

Hey, two meters, buster.

MATT shoots the NAIL GUN at the VENGEFUL ZOMBIE, pinning it in place. It wails. TOM grimaces at the sight.

TOM

I'm sorry about earlier.

MATT

Yeah, you should be.

TOM kicks him.

MATT

Ow.

MATT punches TOM's arm.

TOM

Ow. This is why I hate you

(BEAT)

Nah. I don't hate you. Not because of that, anyway. I shouldn't have pushed you away like I did.

TOM sighs, puts his face in his hands.

MATT

Well... You know how it is. This pandemic has been hard on all of us.

TOM

No. That's not it. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's been wrong with me for a long time.

MATT reaches a hand out to touch TOM'S shoulder, hesitates, then sets it back down on his lap.

MATT

I get that.

TOM

Huh. As if.

MATT

I do. What you said before was... Honestly it was really, really mean.

TOM

Yeah. Definitely some of my best work.

MATT

Indubitably. But it was also... True.

TOM sits up to look at him.

MATT

I may be handsome, well-dressed and smell like a summer's breeze...

TOM

More like a waste tip on a hot day.

MATT frowns at him.

TOM

Right. Go on.

MATT

But even I have problems I'm dealing with. Even with all my brilliant genetics and fantastic sense of style... I'm still haunted by the horrible decisions I made in my past, that ultimately led to our friendship being permanently complicated and tense due to unresolved trauma.

Echoes of a bear growling, a gunshot, and TOM wailing "Father!". Both look equally traumatized as they remember their past.

MATT

But I've found a way to push back against all those bad thoughts I have about myself.

TOM

You... Stopped giving guns to bears?

MATT

Haha. No. Not even slightly. I do daily affirmations!

MATT whips a pocket mirror out and grins at his reflection.

MATT

You are so good looking!

He turns the mirror to TOM.

MATT

Here, you try!

TOM sighs and regards his expression. He pulls a few faces, then slowly settles into a smile.

TOM

You're alright.

MATT

See! You'll be just like me in no time!

MATT throws an arm around TOM's shoulders.

TOM

God, I hope not.

MATT

I don't think there's anything wrong with you, Tom, no more than there's anything wrong with, uh, other avid gun collectors. The only thing that is wrong, is that horrible demon possessing your body that turns you into a monster and attacks the city.

TOM

...Thanks, Matt.

MATT

Also your terrifying face.

TOM

You can stop now.

TOM pushes MATT's arm off him and stands. He looks down at his ruined SUIT.

TOM

What now? We're both a mess and we still don't even know where Edd is.

MATT

I have one solution.

MATT pulls out a roll of DUCT TAPE.

TOM'S eyes widen.

YANK! RIP! SLAP!

TOM’s SUIT is patched up with the TAPE.

TOM

Huh, guess you retained some skills from when we did the roof.

MATT

(SHIFTY)

Haha. Yeah. The roof.

TOM spots something on the floor, steadily makes his way over and picks it up. It's a piece of MISSILE. He turns it over. The READ LEADER symbol has been painted onto it. MATT looks at it, shrugs at him.

A SPARKLE in the sky.

MATT squints up at it.

MATT

What is that?

TOM

I don't know. Probably another one of Tord's stupid inventions.

MATT

No. That!

He points up. TOM tilts his head back.

The SPARKLE grows larger. Fire, burning, plummeting towards EARTH. A second SPARKLE appears behind it.

Both of their eyes go wide.

[riseofthespacecats]

(this weeks update is also delayed due to health reasons, apologies again! will get us back on schedule next week!)

[riseofthespacecats]

and then the escape pod struck earth, wiping out all human and zombie life across the planet.

the end!

[riseofthespacecats]

This week’s update will be delayed due to a busy life schedule and health needs