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arrhythmiiia​:

“Dearest big cousin of mine, give me one good reason I shouldn’t mangle you on the spot?”

“aw come on, don’t be like that, duh-jango! don’t try and kill me, im a little pogchamp!”

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“you never took me for a lady killer there cuz...”

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@arrhythmiiia​ replied: "THEY TOOK MY FUCKING ORGANS YOU ASS MUNCH!!" 👁👄👁

“whoa! that’s gnarly, cuz! hey, the look suits you! i’m all for body mods, your body is a canvas, paint your truth!”

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How do you and Django know each other?

“that's my cousin you’re talkin’ about! my brother from another mother! my main cheese, my man with the plan! haven’t seen him in ages though since he split.” pause.

“or whateva happened! glad to see he’s alive and well... don’t remember him with that hole though, but if it’s his aesthetic!”

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( @beep-bo-bop ; Keith ) “Yooo hear me out. We get one of them fondue fountains, put some cheddar or Kraft singles in it.... boom, hot tub for ya and y’rat pals. Call it a cheese dip.”

“keith...” 

“you are a GENIUS, my dude!” ritz hops up to keiths shoulder, hanging there leisurely to continue talking about this genuis plan.

“oh, oh, oh what about adding some of those buttery round crackers to the mix? my family loves variety with their cheese? cheese and cracker adventure!”

@beep-bo-bop

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flushed.... ur very handsome sir...

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//He's like Swifty the Shrew from that one episode of Sonic Boom

// STOP IT UR RIGHT-

“remember, if you need a hero with style, give me a call! i’m ritz the rat! catch ya around dudes... and lady-dudes.” ritz is on a roll!

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ritz is literally just early cartoon friendly sonic not even gonna lie

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@getblammed ♡’d for a starter!

"WHOA! dude, that gun is like totally radical, bro." ritz gives pico the fingerguns, a big smile never leaving his face as he stays in that pose for 5 seconds.

"ya gotta show me what you got with that thing, and ESPECIALLY prove you know your gun safety! we don't want anyone getting hurt!"

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arrhythmiiia​:

Welp today was Django’s birthday not that it really mattered much to him. He might as well treat himself to some fancy cheese he managed to save for himself.

“YA DIDN’T THINK I WOULD MISS YOUR BIRTHDAY DID YA, CUZ?” ritz barely manages to tackle django down in a hug, practically draping himself over django’s smaller frame. the moment he pulls himself away, his arm pulls django closer, a wide grin never leaving his face. 

“You, me, wine and cheese party crash! i know one on the other side of town, we can go in easy!”

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like this post for a starter!

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beep-bo-bop​:

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whips and nae naes in your living room.

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tags.