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they could have done it’s a wonderful life on riverdale. archie andrews has so many problems he’s thinking about ending it all- and it’s christmas! angel jughead kills himself in front of him to forever change their bond and the trajectory of his life.. i wish i had a million dollars…hot dog! what is it you want betty? what do you want? you want the moon? he didn’t save enough money to send me away to college, but at least he helped a few people get out of your slums, mr. lodge, and what’s wrong with that? oh, archie! archie! every time pop’s bell rings an angel gets its wings… merry christmas, twilight drive-in! merry christmas whyte wyrm! merry christmas you wonderful old comic book publishing house!

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archie andrews is one of the best characters ever to grace the face of television because my friends on the riverdale writing team took the archetype of suburban boy next door hometown sweetheart and made him into a greek tragedy who had his innocence robbed from him and lived and died in the endless pursuit of heroism and pride without ever being able to actually achieve it because the pride he sought came from a dead man and the role models he adopted were using him and he never believed himself good enough for the love and support of his friends and his pursuit of heroism resulted in him getting hurt over and over and over again while resorting to increasingly violent and desperate means to an end before getting trapped in the narrative purgatory that accompanies his archetype and suburbia setting

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casually drops my Riverdale Yaoi

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you will not BELIEVE who is gay on riverdale this week

Cw should just have used this as promo ad

I love that we're still making peoole gay with one episode to go

I. Hope. It's not uncle Frank

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Really like jughead to turn a sex bunker into an interdimensional personal hell where he plays with his friends like dolls forever and ever top 3 jughead thing to do

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“Sure I liked it!”

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back thinking about jeronica again but why did riverdale have such an aversion to using the ship name jeronica. They act like we (5 total jeronica fans) copyrighted it, i just hate the ship name vughead

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RIVERDALE (2017-2023)

This is the story of a small town, once wholesome and innocent, now forever changed by the mysterious death of Jason Blossom." Back when Riverdale was the town with pep!

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Something funky is going on. I give you a book and suddenly I can't read. I call Veronica a black widow and then the egg I gave her is filled with spiders even though when I checked it, it was empty. What are you? A wizard??!??!!?!?

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Jughead Jones in Chapter 37 "Fortune and Men's Eyes

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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some of my irl friends are into riverdale but there’s kind of an disconnect when they’ve never heard of the jason/jughead spanish civil war 200k word queerbait

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somewhere in the universe there is a me that is enjoying the 29th season of Riverdale where

Toni Topaz has a backstory and more perspective is shown from her, FP is back and The Serpents have something to do other than gang wars, there is a Jarchie kiss, the core four are all in poly bliss, they do Wicked and Cheryl is singing Defying Gravity as she flies, Betty is discovering about the gay gene (spoiler everyone has it), Julian and Jason are alive at the same time and shenanigans ensue, another Jarchie kiss, and an episode that is entirely 2D and in the art style of the comics but has everyone voicing their respective character and they have to try to escape this animated horror,

and that me is one lucky, undeserving clown whom I will forever envy

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The Red Dahlia

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as i am always saying

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honestly "kj apa focusing all of his acting skills on an american accent" is one of my favorite little things about riverdale. beyond all of the insane shit happening, nothing beats archie delivering a line that no one would ever say in a way that no one would ever say it