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It's Friday afternoon and I don't care I'm having 4 mellow puffs with my coffee even though one looks retarded it's still counted as 1

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My office this afternoon when you get told the best 3 words in the world #WorkFromHome

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Brain exploding so much I just tried to text off this! Been so long since I used one

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i’m trying to work out how from a picture of shoes and some legs people assumed they were lesbians? Guys shave thier legs and wear pretty shoes too

nice

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it’s slimer from Ghost Busters, for those old enough to remember, how ever everyone will know when the new version of ghost busters comes out soon, ruining the ideals of the original cartoon

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Apparently the elderly couldn't see where the fence it gutter were at the TAB so they had to out the reflective sticks up

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As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because if a person cares for you, they will make it known. And you deserve a person that makes it known how much you mean to them

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Where's the chimneys? Fog? Looks like a moist nye is on the cards

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people be complaining thier tree looks a little funky, we don’t even get them here! try living with the struggle of not being able to adopt the deformed trees!

all trees are beautiful

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So this billboard was put up here in New Zealand by a Sign writing company, who in less than 24 hours have had to remove it because of complaints.

Their response was that it was peoples dirty minds, they were referring to Santa's Sack, which we know isn’t true. They then donated $1000 to Rainbow Youth a programme for  LGBT children to try and save face

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11555104

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Applying for jobs. (via zblaziken)

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current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

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well they do call me Hoover .......

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Cash Rash? what money did i get, the dirty dollar bills from the strippers crack?

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