1d imagines that r guaranteed 2 make u hornee
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literally what does this mean i’m screaming
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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
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imagine sucking harry’s and he makes you pray to the chin gods - king charles the second of spain, jay leno, and 2 seconds of justin bieber in the ‘Yummy’ music video
#jay leno#justin bieber#harry styles#chin gods#lord forgive me#one direction#1d#one direction imagines#Charles II of Spain#may he rest in piece
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literally what does this mean i’m screaming
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hhhh,,,,, harry eat paper,,, make cum,, imagine u,,,
#1d imagines#1direction#one direction imagines#one direction#1d#harry styles#this blog has been dead and i apologies
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do some of u realize that in 5, 10, 20 years you’ll be long gone from this website but your posts about wanting Harry Styles to nut in your ear will still be here
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louis realising i've just used the same stale meme 2 posts in a row and then shoving his dick in a lightbulb.
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arriving at ur wedding with harry and the vicar says 'do u chegg take m'lady' and then harry says 'no my nama jeff' tru luv (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
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being in bed with liam and demanding he name one jeff
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zayn giving u valentine's day truffles that have owl pellets in them
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liam looking at the notes on this blog and seeing none of y'all want this art on ur blogs
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going to a women's march with harry but he is grossed out by everyone's no no parts
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zayn getting turned into a goose and it turns u on tbh
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having louise dress up as robbie rotten and rub pine cones on ur body ;)
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