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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

#sometimes i remember that newfoundland is Like That #wanna go back so bad #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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#yes hi hello the physical manifestation of the void creeping through the mark?#i am and always will be here for that #dishonored #daud #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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If your ADHD is causing you to fuck up more, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the ADHD is getting worse.. you could just be doing more things which gives you more opportunity to fuck up.

This is one of the reasons, ADHD can get ‘worse’ as an adult. A child has very few responsibilities. An adult on the other hand, has all kinds of opportunities to fuck up on.

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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dr seuss yaoi

#don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

#new clapback just dropped #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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"I'm what I am. A great shooter, a bad gambler. Why can't that be enough?"

"For me? Or for you?"

"Don't get philosophical on me, merchling."

--- requested by @sonseulsoleil

#soc #wesper #your honor i love them #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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I just. Fucking love. Dragon Age 2. It sucks so bad and it has me by the dick and by the heart. Picked this game with my pussy. It's about Direct Action and Murder and Game Night With the Lads (gender neutral) and looking hot and gross on a Tuesday night. It's about being an unhinged fruit. You get to blow up a fascist-sympathizer bishop.

#dragon age #da2 #“unhinged fruit” is my new discord dn #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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#ok but #me in my parents automatic when dad left me alone for TEN MINUTES #i may or may not have been 27 at the time #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

#a mood #let adults have fun existing please god its all we have #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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#ah #my car #me kneeing my front bumber back into place after a fenderbender: ah #good as new #don't (queue) forget about me

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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walked into work on my day off yesterday bc i had to buy a babyshower gift and got greeted by a coworker calling my name in AUDIBLE italics followed by "look at you!!" like she couldn't believe i had clothes that weren't dusty black pants and steeltoed boots

yeah turns out when i don't have to wear the same fuckoff red shirt everyday i do actually have some miniscule amount of style, who knew?!?!

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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owning a male tabby, i have learned, is like having a child that swings wildly between hyperactive three year-old and temperamental teenager at the drop of a hat... that also enjoys such hobbies as chewing on my sandals and trying to fistfight his waterbowl

#i have to hide my sandals #if you look very closely you'll see all my shoes have bitemarks #catposting #also he's fucking huge and yet the vet seems to think he could do to eat more #eating me out of house and home this guy

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rnortalitasi · 2 years ago

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