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Roadhog: *hooks an icecream truck and flings it over on its side*

Junkrat: Aww, I can't decide without the pictures!

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Do you say pretty please?

Haven’t in a long time.

Depends on what I want. I’m not above using some polite words to get what I want.

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Who's your favorite person to hang out with?

.... Me, Myself, and I. Obviously.

Rat is okay sometimes though. And the Doc is real nice for company when I want it.

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New hog who this?

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You never classified what hogging around is

I told ya already. Gotta come and find out for yourself. It’s more of a demonstration thing than something I can type out and explain here.

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natt

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Wouldn’t let any shit happen to ya. Don’t worry.

How are you, Hoggy?

Oh, you know. Same old same old. Just hogging around.

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Have you never just hogged around before? You’re in for a treat, doc.

How are you, Hoggy?

Oh, you know. Same old same old. Just hogging around.

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Does something small ever bother you on a large scale?

Hate folks who pop their gum and chew with their mouths open. Sound of silverware hitting a ceramic plate. Fucking makes my knuckles white.

That’s why I prefer eating alone. And paper plates with plastic forks or chopsticks.

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What scares you?

.....not gonna answer that...

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How are you, Hoggy?

Oh, you know. Same old same old. Just hogging around.

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I was playing Mercy in a match, the enemy roadhog found me alone, waved and let me be. With a few chances to kill me in game, they never took it. Now I must ship

ooc; { MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!! The ship catches another one in its clutches!!!!! }

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OVERWATCHSPEAKS IS RECRUITING!

It’s almost springtime, and it’s time for another recruitment post! Please check us out if you think you’d be a good fit for our group! Please remember you have to apply from a blog that is over a month old and active.

OverwatchSpeaks is a tight-knit, semi-closed RP group where our members host an in-character blog for their chosen character. Our roleplay consists of two forms: casual first-person, where we answer asks and chitchat in-character with other characters, and paragraph form third-person, where all the in-depth roleplay happens. We also have an active Discord server and a ready community for newcomers to join in, although participating in it is optional for everyone!

Our open roles are: - Ana - Ashe - Bastion - Doomfist - Hanzo - Lucio - McCree - Moira - Pharah - Reinhardt - Symmetra - Winston - Wrecking Ball  You can ask about NPC availability!

Please make sure to check our currently active NPC members as well; you are welcome to apply for any in-universe character not currently played by anyone!

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Afraid ya might lose?

This week’s prompt is: plan a wedding!

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Yes.

This week’s prompt is: plan a wedding!

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Gotta plan CRASHING a wedding instead.

This week’s prompt is: plan a wedding!

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✨ Coming to the shop soon! ✨

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