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born to walk fast, forced to walk slow

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roommates AU - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 250

"I don't know, Lils..." Remus went on, still anxiously ruminating on the topic that had been plaguing him for weeks. "It's different with blokes. They're not always as...accepting."

Lily rolled her eyes. "If your roommate can't handle the fact that you're queer, I'll fucking punch him in the throat."

Remus chuckled at this, shifting the box he was holding. Moving into Uni was certainly not fun, and he silently noted to himself that he owed Lily his life for helping. "I shouldn't've picked to have a random roommate, I should've-"

"Remus, we all know you're as anti-social as they come," Lily panted, slowly ascending the stairs to Remus's floor with the laundry basket in her arms. "You would never go to a 'Roommate Social."

Remus laughed and exited the stairwell. "Fair. Here it is- 1103! Looks like he's already-"

But he broke off, and both he and Lily stared into the small room, mouths agape.

Inside, half the room was covered in posters and stuff, with a giant pride flag stretched across the far wall. The man who could only be Remus's roommate was stretched across the bed, leather jacket hugging his lithe body and ripped jeans low on his hips, headphones messing up his stunning wavy black hair, eyes closed and foot tapping.

"I...don't think he'll be unaccepting..." Lily muttered, smirking.

But Remus realized quickly that the problem wouldn't be his roommate not accepting him.

The problem was that his roommate- his gay roommate- was fucking hot.

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hc that once, mary was given a detention for her "obscenely short" skirt.

the next day, everywhere you look, students are wearing skirts. there are even a handful of slytherins joining in.

lily has rolled her skirt up, and raises a perfect eyebrow when the teacher hesitates.

marlene has squeezed into one of mary's skirts, and has made tees with "screw sexism" pasted onto the front.

james and sirius strut down the corridors, skirts hiked up higher than mary had ever dared, flashing hairy legs and muscular thighs.

peter follows them, chin raised high in defiance.

even remus agreed, in the name of equal rights. he wears one of marlene's tees, shooting glares at anyone who even thinks about cat-calling the girls.

from then, mary never got another detention... for the length of her skirt, anyway.

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marauders tweets part 7

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marauders tweets pt 4

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Barty Crouch Jr's life is 4 lines

Barty laughing at all his friends for being such simps!

Then one day Evan asked Barty on a friendly date

Fast Forward to Barty hating that he couldn't stand on his words "I'm never gonna fall in love like u guys"

Now he's officially the biggest simp of their group and reaches out to the others for dating advice

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marking my calendar NOW. you better get ready for me blasting your notifs

hello, lovely! <3

you’ve told me the month, but when exactly is the day you were born?

I was born on the 6th, which is in a few days. ♡

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Two types of people on Queering the map:

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oh! wow!

"I hate you."

"I hate you," Regulus spits as James pushes past him in the hall, resenting the way the older boy has taken his brother away.

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"I hate you," Regulus protests as James wraps his arms around him, pulling him close, comforting him when he finds Regulus crying alone at the top of the Astronomy Tower.

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"I hate you," Regulus murmurs when James grabs his wrist and pins him against the wall, crashing their lips together, pulling flames of want and need from his body and heart.

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"I hate you," Regulus mutters with a soft smile as James tells him horribly cheesy jokes, grinning like he's a genius. Regulus tries and fails not to laugh.

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"I hate you," Regulus sighs as he rests in James's arms, breath calming even as their bare chests touch and his heart beats quickly. He can't say it yet, but the feeling is there, hovering in the heat between them.

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"I love you," Regulus confesses as he looks into James's eyes, tears running down his face, shaking with the vulnerability of the statement, wondering if the love they both have is enough to withstand the weight on Regulus's shoulders.

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"I hate you," James breathes, staring down at the Dark Mark on Regulus's forearm, face blank and fists clenched.

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the one where regulus gets really into online shopping so that he gets to see james every day

james: special package today! regulus: oh... regulus: *blushes furiously* regulus: thanks...

inspo from @jmeslovr and @onehundredflamingos and the @struttingstag server

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Barty “Just because I’m not showing you love the way you want doesn’t mean I love you any less” Crouch Jr.

and

Evan “Just because you love me doesn’t mean I feel loved by you” Rosier

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Heather by Conan Gray is Wolfstar but from Remus's point of view. Like when Sirius tries to hide his affection for Rem and he distracts himself with other girls.

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pookidy wookidy bear 🥺🥺🥺🥺 whew did you come from whew did you go

where did you come from cotton eye joe!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🦅🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🗣️🦅🏈🏈

(i’m french)

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"I'm so obsessed but he avoids me like the plague."

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Rosekiller Headcanons Pt. 2

Part 1

These may be out of order or be repeating from pt 1 but it’s only cuz I got excited…

Annnyyyyywayyyyy…. HERE WE GO!!

* Barty would be that type of person to have a thought process along the lines of “Evan deserves someone better than [insert name of whoever Evan is currently dating here]. If it were me dating him, I’d treat him much better.”

* And then he would proceed to not think on that any harder.

* Every time Barty gets an angry owl from his dad, he gets so overwhelmed by anger to the point being called by their name makes him want to scream. So all his friends start calling him "idiot" "pretty boy" "raccoon" "dumbass" respectivly until he calms down.

* lets not get it twisted, evan was 100% crazier than barty.

* Before they got together Barty would beg Pandora to make flower crowns so he could give them to Evan. If the flower crowns were from anyone else Evan would burn them on the spot. But anything from Barty he cherished forever.

* The second barty would come bounding up the hill towards him in spring, flower crown in hand, Evan would smile gently as Barty placed it on his head with such pride and joy.

* After they got together, Barty made Panda teach him how to make them so he could do it himself.

* Evan spends half his time saying "shut the fuck up" to Barty because weird stupid shit always falls out of his mouth

* (and he does shut up 'cause that man is whipped)

* Barty always forgoes pockets for the sake of fashion, and so Evan’s pockets are always full of random things of Barty’s that Barty can’t carry in his hands

* Barty is a mommas boy ™️

* Barty was shorter than Evan for the longest time but in 3rd year he had a growth spurt in the summer and was towering over Evan when they say each other on the train.

* Barty would talk to his mother about everything and everything and he mostly spoke of Evan.

* Barty’s mom had a beautiful garden and Barty asked her if she could teach him to plant roses one summer.

* When Evan came over the next summer Barty was so proud to show him the roses he grew just for him.

* barty whose eyes are locked on Evan’s throat, he wants to leave his marks all over there, bite the soft and perfect looking skin, make it his home

* then he gets hit over the head by dorcas with a pan, and she tells him to be normal

* Barty always found it real hot when Evan gets pissed and bangs someone’s head into a wall until their blood is running down their face. He loved it when Evan was insane.

* (Evan is more crazy than Barty is. Period. You can’t convince me otherwise.)

* Regulus never understood why Evan and Barty were so deranged sometimes. He’s a good child.🥲

* evan's last thought before being hit by moody's bombarda was the way barty smiles between their kisses

* Barty would always absentmindedly play with Evan’s hair at all times

* Whenever they would go out in the winter, Evan you always tell Barty to bring a coat, even though he knows he will end up carrying it for Barty because coats make him feel trapped sometimes.

* He would just be like: "wear a jacket, it's cold out!”

* And Barty would be like: ”uggghhhhh fineeeee!!!”

* Barty always opened the door for Evan or pulled his seat out before he sat down

* Evan: did you eat today?🤨

Barty: yes….👀

Evan:

Barty:

Evan: eat something love.😘

Barty:

Barty: fine.😒

* Barty wants so bad to be Evan’s trophy wife lol

* After Barty proposed, he would daydream of the moment he first sees Evan at the altar. Like. He’s so in love guys.

* barty absolutely LOVES valentine’s day and uses it as an excuse to be as publicly sexual as possible, loudly flirtatious, and is wrapped around evan like a condom

* evan pretends to DESPISE valentine’s day, acting like he forgets about the occasion just to get on Barty’s nerves- dodging his attempts to flirt / touch, and makes a show to be as unromantic as possible. on the inside, he’s squealing and kicking his feet

* Even hated Barty at first they would argue sooooo much!!!

* But then Barty grew on him like he does with every one

* Evan loves making Barty cry during sex. Especially if he is overstimulated.

* Evan loooovvvveeeessss overstimulating Barty during sex. (Barty loves it too btw lol)

* Ives said it before and I will say it again because it need to be a thing. EVAN IS NOT NOT TIMID AND HESITANT!!!! HE IS A PHYCO!!!! HE IS WORSE THAN BARTY GUYS!!! LIKE COME ON!!!!! IK I SAID THAT THE FIST TIMEHE AND BARTY DANCED HE WAS INSECURE BUT THEY WERE REALLY YOUNG AROUND THAT TIME!!! LIKE 14!!! (At least in my head…) AFTER THAT INE TOME HE WAS SOOOOO CONFIDENT!!!

* (sorry for yelling lol)

* Any way….

* if you don’t think regulus had a little sign with the amount of times barty got pushed off the beds for being a little shit ur so wrong

* Barty‘s mother had a huge family estate in the countryside that Barty’s mother and he would go and live in during the summer. it’s also where her garden is. Barty would drag Evan along every time

* Barty’s dad lived in the city because of his job…

* They announced their relationship on April Fools and were both laughing their ass off watching Hogwarts try to figure out if they were actually dating or not.

* Evan is really shitty about being woken up. like if he falls asleep on the couch just leave him there, don’t wake him up to try and get him to go to bed because he will bite your head off. When Barty finds him on the couch in the common room he will settle down and cuddle up next to him and read a book. Or take a nap with him lol. Depends

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Cas, guess what!!!

My insurance approved my testosterone prescription, so I get to start transitioning!!! I never thought this would be possible

OMG! That's amazing!!! I'm so happy for you, congratulations!!! Please keep me updated, I'm sending you all the positive vibes!

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“That's Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally..."

A cute little dorlene series (a little bit more focused on Dorcas bc I love her so much) for #lesbianvisibilityweek and as we say in french bravo les lesbiennes !!