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Topics to Avoid: which Disney film is the best

theyve been arguing for hours and logan is about to lose it despite patton’s best efforts

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG

now i love catra and glimmer simping for adora as much as the next person, i mean if i was alloromantic i would totally be into adora too!

but-

where's my catra and adora being into glimmer content? or glimmer and adora being into catra content? give me my glitra crumbs!

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now if I wasn't so fucking busy this would be written. tbh I still might write it

minorly based off an irl situation im in BUT logan as like. worlds most sheltered teenager. doesnt swear, catholic guilt to the max, thinks his friends are going to hell and has a Complex about that, etc. and virgil and janus, aka the two "worst" influences in his life.

analoceit highschool au 50k words rivals to friends to lovers, title "so if you wanna piss off your parents". do you see my vision.

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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i was reading tumblr stats guys look at this

50% of tumblr users are women anD THE REMAINING 50% ARE MEN?????????????

if there ever was a time to assume non female = male then let me tell you THIS IS NOT IT. THISISNOTIT.

ah yes queer neurodiverse website of course they are all conforming to gender norms HELLO????? sorry i meant ANONYMOUS queer neurodiverse website.

LIKE BESTIE.

nah poll time

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god youre so right

virgil: temple kisses

roman: cheek kisses

logan: forehead kisses

patton: nose kisses

janus: hand kisses

remus: [redacted] kisses

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me trying to figure out a normal reason people cry so i don't have to awkwardly explain to my parents i'm crying over an angsty idea i had of my favorite ships

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2018 was five years ago let that sink in

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It's nearly 2024; can we not do ace discourse this year.

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analogince truthers how are you feeling?

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We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

@neil-gaiman

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guys guys I love loceit sm

like LOOK AT THESE WINE GAYS??

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them randomly cutting to roman grinning in the middle of an analogical scene and ONLY ROMAN. this is how analogince can still win-

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new ep spoilers

i got so many crumbs holy shit

virgil knowing what joanne's fabric is?? (theyre such family they make me sad)

THE WHOLE ANALOGICAL ARC (thomalomadingdong you scared me)

virgil laughing at the bitchslap thing?? (anaroceit crumbs my favorite ship)

virgil getting mad at janus being mean to roman

roman's real gift for janus is so sweet!

MOCEIT MOCEIT MOCEIT MOCEIT

remus calling patton daddy made me lose my shit it was extra funny that patton didnt even react (they must spend more time together they would be hilarious)

dukeceit being best friends

virgil and janus being haters!!

logan angst </3

logan BEING HAPPY??

patton being so excited with each box

remus being excited to fry human parts

roman being happy??

ROCEIT GETTING ALONG KIND OF??

most heartwarming episode if you make me sad thomas istfg