It’s a tough world out there and I’d like a pigeon to help me cope
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Why talk to people about my emotions when I can post things on tumblr without tags?

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Sick and on my period!!????
Somebody take me out back and end my misery
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Why do all my towels smell weird????? They’re straight from the dryer, I use dryer sheets, what is happening??????
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MY STOMACH HURTS

AAAAGGGHHHH
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Autistic 19th century dandy: my safe foods are Cornish game hen and malted milk
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I just got a “remember 9/11” jump scare in my drivers ed pedestrian safety freestyle rap video
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Please god let me chop them off sooner than later
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I’m trying to be a plant guy, but I fear I am failing
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I feel bad for magicians who post online, everyone be thinking that it’s fake when it takes hours upon hours of practice
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I wish my friends would stop jokingly calling me nonbinary because of my hair
I’m ftm if anything
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Happy pride month

I don’t know who made this but it’s been in my camera roll for like a year and always makes me laugh.
Thank you, whoever you are (unless you’re Hitler, then no thank you).
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I love looking at a dangerous creature and thinking “it’s so bbg <3”
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So tired that I just walked into a wall
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Why is Michael Wheeler in my Latin textbook???

Like, hello?

Shouldn’t you be busy snogging Will after finally confessing your love like a person who can actually express their emotions?
#michael wheeler#mike wheeler#byler brainrot#blue meets yellow in the west#stranger things#byler#stranger things season four
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All I want to do is listen to the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha
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