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i'mmm Soo Obesed With Youe bugs 💚

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Wastelanders

Concept art for Fallout 3

Art by Adam Adamowicz

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I'm not trying to fix him. I hope he beats my ass

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Making myself physically sick thinking about salem and larry because i have Lie To Me by depeche mode stuck in my head and ive just been rotating them to the tune of the chorus for several straight days

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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

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Normal dynamic

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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you know what. I think I should be allowed to temporarily turn into a seal and go swimming around in the ocean for a while. just submit a little note to work that says "sorry, I need to take some sick time, I am becoming a seal" and leave for a week

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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

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Ren and Emmrich for @woodironbone! Thank you for commissioning me!

Interested in commissions? Click here!

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Well bully for you

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It's been a long week. Time to kick back with some memes :D

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hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

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Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.