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this is stan and steve

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i think it’s so funny how roger tries to act all posh and into nice things but yet he’s the most trashiest being lol

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i like when he does this with his hands when he tells/listens to stories lol

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oh hello there

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i love the detail of hayley wearing a corresponding headband with different outfits

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their hair looked so cute here

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found this cool pic awhile ago from an ad crew member (who’s name is also roger lol) from i think sdcc 2010???

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i wanna ride the roger train

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rewatched the my morning jacket episode last night and stan getting into the band is literally me whenever i discover a new band or new song

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stan literally had a hyper fixation on my morning jacket

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really wanna know more about jeff and barry's project

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trolley pics promoting fox shows in accordance with sdcc 2025 with stan smith and my queen genevieve vavance

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random american dad headcanons

hayley was that kid who would refuse to get cornrows because of cultural appropriation yet the family would go on vacation and she would get them since she is a poser and hypocrite

francine would try to be the cool mom that always had all the cool snacks for steve and his friends, and even roger

same with hayley and her friends when they were younger

feel like francine would also try to do like a kids charcuterie board too

roger has had a very creative mind since he was younger. he would play dress up and make scenes up with his toys like a human kid

on the fourth of july the whole family goes down to the local park and watch the fireworks

when they would go down and watch the fireworks francine would bring blankets in case anyone got cold and snacks to eat

in the episode when steve and roger are shown to be twin actresses and they're being pushed around in a stroller in the mall i like to think that roger would ride around with steve other times in the stroller because it reminded him of him being a child and his parents pushing him in a stroller and gave him some comfort

once a week the smith family has what they like to call fun dinner night where they either have mac and cheese chicken nuggets or order in a pizza instead of francine cooking a homestyle meal

i like to think greg and terry would put libby in an all french language preschool which would be the lead up to her going to an all french school

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i wanna sit and hang out on roger's balcony

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tiny patrick stewart has me rofling

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is that daphne???

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everything we know about rogers past, family, and home planet

has an uncle named rizbo who owns a gas station and rog briefly worked there

space gas stations w/ space gas

have high schools, yearbooks, senior photos w/ quotes

high school lacrosse teams. rog was team caption for 2 yrs in a row

had aunt named caroline

crashed on earth in 1800s from recklessly playing w/ nerf football in aunt carolines ship

wearing disguises forever

ate dad @ 15 y/o

keeps him in smiths freezer/eats on his bday

his mom has arthritis and can't use skype

mothership is a shopping mall

has a native language

speaks and understands english very well

species have human name

he can fly ships

there is zero booze there and sex is consensual (but theres a bar in "lost in space")

cultural wear? space clothing? clothing may be common

has a nephew & possible sibling(s)

develop tumors when stressed that grow into living beings

had alien baby w/ betsy white

is the roswell alien and crashed here on earth in 1947

met stan @ area 51

was gift to steve

became part of smith fam 4 yrs before show and stan took a while to get used to him

was @ ground zero post 9/11 selling shirts

planet cold and snowy. ice skating is popular

live up to 12000 y/o. rog currently has 9000 yrs left

needs to be mean or he will die

is gray species

unknown planet name

probing ritual in friendships to bond them for life/learn everything abt them

planet has round & pointy ships

worked as greeter at/have walmart like stores

have colleges but are hard to get into

multirace species?

have bdays

betrayed an alien partner in his adolescent years

they use money

was sent here to collect human ailments

their emperor was cheated on by him which made him think love wasn't real and then turned the ship into a mall to cope

dad's name is fred

dad left him when he was only 4000 y/o

told he was "the decider"

auditioned for play in 80s as a little girl w/ monotone voice

persona "mc raw g" was w/ biggie smalls on his fateful night