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So, THAT'S what happened to the updated Technodrome.

...you realize, of course, the implication that "Turtles Forever" happens in an alternate timeline just popped up.

Mikey: Run! It's the DINOBOTS!

Renet: But due to IDW losing the license to Transformers and G.I. Joe, they are not really the Dinobots, but a tongue in cheek parallel Earth parody.

Mikey: True. But we should still run from them as if they were the Dinobots!

Renet: Even though they're not!

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We 're just lucky we don't get into the stuff King Ghidorah has been tied to.

@hesjayrich @airebeam @quercuas

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Caption This

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Cool!

The Jenni Forth Boob Squishy Buddy Committee would like to formally announce on this date, April 26th, in the year of our Lord 2024, in Chicago, Illinois, at McCormick Place South Building, the induction of the newest inductee into the Jenni Forth Boob Squishy Buddy Hall of Fame, Ms. Tara Strong.

Ms. Strong has been a highly sought-after hugging candidate for years and it is with great enthusiasm, love, and admiration we can finally have the honor to officially call her a Boob Squishy Buddy now and forever until the sun burns out and the cockroaches overthrow the earth.

(PS. Oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm still crying she was as sweet and kind as you could imagine and so much more!)

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The following post contains spoilers for "Velma", and let me just state for the record, WATCH KNUCKLES INSTEAD, OR DO WHAT I'M DOING, WHICH IS PLAYING "SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI V"

And with that out of the way:

Harley: Scraps...all your past sins have been forgiven.

Scrappy Doo: Wow uh, thanks I guess. It would have been better if it had been through a more dignified show but I'll take it. Oh yeah I've been meaning to ask, is my Velma really--

Me: Yup.

Scrappy: Good for her! (Looks at Flim Flam) Pay up!

Flim Flam: Damn it.

Me: I just spared all of you seriously heinous psychological pain.

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Meet your new camp counselors, Yukari and Makoto!

Commission by Makoto_Justice

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It's April 24th. You know what that means.

Azula: Yes I know what it means...AGNI KAI!!!

Me: No, not quite Agni Kai...but it may as well be.

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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That's only for Loid and Yor!

Spy x Family Incorrect Quote 3

This one's from Adventure Time.

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Now...

How much you wanna wager Kirk's book fair program contains only books aimed at one specific audience?

And what precisely counts as "sexually explicit" to these people? If it's books that discuss LGBT issues I would not be surprised at all. I doubt any books they feature will be as bad as Tier 15.

If it's picture books where the girls wear skirts higher than the knee then I think we need to consult the Amish on boundaries we can all feel comfortable with.

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I cheated by looking at the comments.

Harley: That joke needed to die anyway.

Me: HORRIBLY, and with much fire as God will allow.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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In the name of love, friendship, plus swift and blinding extreme violence!

A mash up of the Witch From Mercury and Pretty Cure.

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Today’s Maid of the Day: Tomo Yamanobe from Seikon no Qwaser

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L.F.G.

(Let's FUCKING GO!!!)

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Harley: You know guys, maybe we ought to lay off the poor bastard, I mean people metabolize differently and it's not like he can't control his salt intake--

Futaba: MEATBALLS FRIED IN LARD!!

Harley: All right, Futaba!!! Sorry airebeam, all bets are off!!

You better run…

(Or he'll steal your lunch!)

You better hide…

(Your lunch!)

You better run…

(Cause he got the runs!)

Cause he won't stop till he gets his man!

(OR YOUR LUNCH!!)

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Futaba: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Ann: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Futaba: Absolutely NOT