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Shut your hell assmouth up. There is no henchperson union. There is no henchperson union.
Fuck you
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I (20m) am having troubles with my roommate (19m). I keep casting dark spells on him but it's not doing anything, and I'm worried he's cast a protective spell on himself (which is against his contract!!!!!) How do I bring this up with him??
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Hey y'all sorry about the rain I tried to turn my henchman into a toad but instead cast Big Rain (they're similar ok???). And now I don't even have the arcana left over to turn him into a toad so he's just watching family guy and eating my raw spaghetti
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Look I didn’t know the tapioca was gonna work!!! My henchman was on his break (court mandated 🙄) and I’m not using my own blood, so I gave the tapioca a shot and it turns out it has the same magical properties!! Sorry!!
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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FUCK I meant toad not road he must have cast a Spelling Curse on me
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Ok I just found an incantation book under my henchman's pillow and when I confronted him about it he was mad that I went through his stuff?? Anyway I'm potentially looking to turn him into a road and replace him so applications are welcome
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Ok I just found an incantation book under my henchman's pillow and when I confronted him about it he was mad that I went through his stuff?? Anyway I'm potentially looking to turn him into a road and replace him so applications are welcome
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I (20m) am having troubles with my roommate (19m). I keep casting dark spells on him but it's not doing anything, and I'm worried he's cast a protective spell on himself (which is against his contract!!!!!) How do I bring this up with him??
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As a mighty sorcerer I am taking requests to cast Fail Finals on your enemies (or anyone, I suppose. Ronscompilus doth not care)
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