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systems love to read about people who are growing up and still can't escape what happened

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every system got the alter that is so tired and the alter that is so bored

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lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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Not a serious comic, i'm doing a Better Job getting used to it lately but i thought this was extremely funny

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*remembers something from our childhood I had forgotten about*

-1 HP

-1 HP

-1 HP

-1 HP

-1 HP

-1 HP

-1 HP

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*at the alter store* uhhhh they're all out of normal guys

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alters fighting over the aux

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Me: Damn. That was some life altering trauma.

Brain: We should be Garfield about it

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little and non-human alters being surprised by the body's hands for the 800th time:

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sorry systems are so funny.

*turns you into 7 smaller people to fix your problems*

(all 7 people refuse to work on their problems)

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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

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when you feel really bad but arent splitting and have to actually deal with the problem yourself

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”I want to know your headcount” “I want to know who’s fronting” so do I, get in line

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i find it hilarious when one member of the system has a crush on someone that no one else does. like they’re fronting and they’re all lovey dovey and crushing, then anyone else fronts and is like… 😬