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@asiandramanet creator bingo — transition & quote

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Happy Bihu sagolisur!

happy bihu to you too gorusur! 😋💗

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applications open for gahorisur!

apply now!!

HELLO.

Nomoskar sagolisur-

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sagolisur? TOI GORUSUR.

HELLO.

Nomoskar sagolisur-

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sorry i tried to kill u can we still fuck

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LISTEN MY Desi Girls marry a man who's a wifey material.

He'll get shy when you compliment him and hide himself in the crook of your neck, he will wake you up in the morning with dher saari gudgudi, It will be his duty to prepare chai-pakode for both of you when it rains, when you'll clean your house on the blast music so he'll be joining on the thumkas with you, you're amazed of how he always draws perfect eyeliner wing on your eyes better than you, he loves putting on gajre in your hairs, and also loves putting that beli ka phool you gave him behind his ears, he'll always do chugli about his boss sitting on kitchen counter, he'll remind you about your periods and never let you out of your bed when it starts, you both giggling and putting the besan wala face mask on each other face, he'll always give you tel ki champi, cooking your favourite dish on your birthday and many more <3

where are you my wifey material husband??

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being a girl and hitting puberty is so traumatic. you go from being a genderless little free thing to being hit with shaving and makeup and growing breasts and skincare and menstruation and suddenly being sexualised when like a few years ago you could take your shirt off to play in the stream and trade yugioh cards with the boys and come home covered in mud and not even think about it. and then you spend years hating being a girl and hating everything puberty did to you and wishing you could be a boy or be completely genderless again and it takes you Many years to come to terms with yourself Or you simply try to Lean In to everything and do makeup tutorials on YouTube and claim it’s for fun. like how can this be treated as normal

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Karna: *sighs woefully* I drink to forget but I always remember

Duryodhana: Mitra, you're drinking sharbat-

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I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing

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gaarikhan adha rastat ei puncture hoisi. etia ahute kiman time lagibo kuno najane XD

i despise editing so much istfg. it's like the more amount of times you keep reading again and again, the more bad it sounds. 😭

O basa Krishnarjun fanfickhan hoisi ne nai

nai ho ro fic tu 😭 adha raste le gaari goi pale tarpasot mur motivation ei nuhua jen hoi thakil :')

also agor fic bur juntu already AO3 published ase heibur xekh kori asu bortoman 😭😭

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well. that went from understanding to threatening real quick 🚶 BUT. if it makes you any happier, i do have the outline + half of it written down.

baaki complete kori akou dos baar porhi sob mistake correct koribole aru 10 business days lagibo (or more :P)

O basa Krishnarjun fanfickhan hoisi ne nai

nai ho ro fic tu 😭 adha raste le gaari goi pale tarpasot mur motivation ei nuhua jen hoi thakil :')

also agor fic bur juntu already AO3 published ase heibur xekh kori asu bortoman 😭😭

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ALL OF US ARE SCREWED ! THERE'S NO POINT OF ANYTHING. EVENTUALLY THE ICE MOUNTAINS ARE GONNA MELT AND WE'LL ALL DROWN. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWIM.

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O basa Krishnarjun fanfickhan hoisi ne nai

nai ho ro fic tu 😭 adha raste le gaari goi pale tarpasot mur motivation ei nuhua jen hoi thakil :')

also agor fic bur juntu already AO3 published ase heibur xekh kori asu bortoman 😭😭

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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt.2

Pt. 1.

Karna

INTERNET REVOLUTIONIST

He developed an app that teaches martial arts and other fighting styles basics to those who can't afford the classes.

History nerd who regularly posts ramble about the different types of discrimination that happened in different cultures from 5000BC India to 17th century slave trade.

Cameos regularly on Duryodhan's gym videos as his "gym bro" (ahem ahem and they were gym bros) (oh my god they were gym bros)

Duryodhan

Fitness influencer but it's actually just him trying to beat Bheem's records.

"that's funny, brother. I recently just posted a video of me picking up 100kgs with one hand and now you're doing that too." "Yeah it must, we must have got the same idea. Did Arjun give you your idea? Because I got mine from Karna." "*Squints eyes*"

Gets dragged into Dushashan's podcast very often.

After a specifically homie erotic video with karna, fans started commenting non stop "so we all know he's bi, right?" So he made a video in reply saying "nooo haha I have a girlfriend bhanumati haha karna is totally my friend" and then they comment "we didn't say anything about Karna." He never addressed those comments after that.

Dushashan

PODCAST GUY. MYSOGYNISTIC "ALPHA MALE" PODCAST GUY.

His role model is Andrew Tate.

Will always ask Duryodhan to come to his podcast as a guest, doesn't take no for an answer.

Dushashan: so like. Women. Like they are so obviously made— like their bodies have evolved to nurture children and take care of the home. They should stay at home and keep it nice and clean for their alpha male, who is their provider and protector.

Duryodhan, closeted bisexual and thinking of Karna's thighs: Woof— I mean true.

Vikarna

Sweetie pie. Absolute babygirl.

When he revealed that he was also a kaurav brother, he was mass reported over five different platforms for spreading misinformation until he proved that it's actually true.

He's just obedient and does what his two elder brothers say and people think he's just like them because of it

Editor for Dushala's videos.

He's the fan favourite Kaurav.

Dushala

Vlogger. Huge YouTube personality. Storytimes.

Channel is basically "my life as a younger sister of a 101 brothers"

Her vlog series of "Keeping Up With The Kauravas" is famous all over the country.

Posts random snippets of her brother's lives.

Once posted a short of Dushasan picking his nose that went viral and got a whole episode of "The Harsh Truth About Having Women In Your Family" on his podcast.

Ashwatthama

Cunt.

You could say the nicest thing to him and he'd still take it the wrong way.

Thinks he's gonna be a politician. (He isn't. He never will. Everyone hates him.)

Occasional gym video with Duryodhana.

His fans know. The way he looks at Dury, the fans know.

Keeps getting his account hacked but all the people do is rid the world of his treacherous content.

Note:- in my AU, the Kauravas aren't siblings from the same mother but very close knit cousins from a huge joint family.

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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

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ekei. jiai asu. jibon tu kiba hotat busy hoi jai kla 😭 aji finally chetan bhagat r one arranged murder tu palu 💪😋

HELLO BANDOR.

KI KHOBOR APUNAR? BOHUT DINN HOL KHOBOR PATI EI NAI?

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