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[rori-the-writer]

The Only Soul I'll Never Purify(AU of an AU, credits to @sofiluv31112 for original AU)

Fanfic below cut. Warning! This fic contains implications of death, headcanons, and lots of angst the closer you get to the end.

"Go on. Purify my soul." The guardian of fire spat. As the guardian of the Millennial Tree raised his bow, shaking as tears rolled down his face. Fire Spirit Cookie's eyes narrowed. As he was about to grab the arrow, Wind Archer Cookie stopped him. Snapping the arrow in half. The guardian of fire looked at the guardian of the Millennial Tree in surprise. Agar Agar Cookie ran over. Hugging Fire Spirit Cookie as she cried. The guardian of fire felt shocked that Agar was on the battlefield. The two guardians pulled their daughter away from all the battle. Once the two returned to the Dragon's Valley, Fire Spirit Cookie looked at Agar Agar Cookie with concern. "Kid, why were you on the battlefield?! I thought we told you to stay with Millennial Tree Cookie!?"

"Wanna...help." The child answered sadly. The two guardians hugged the young girl as if she would disappear the moment they let go. The two were terrified to think that the young girl had to witness her parents fighting and getting injured. Agar Agar Cookie sobbed as she hugged the two back. Pleading for the two to never do that again. Eventually, the young girl cried herself to sleep. Fire Spirit Cookie gently placed Agar Agar Cookie in her hammock. Floating back down, the guardian of fire looked at the guardian of the Millennial Tree.

"Why didn't you purify me?" He asked.

"I...I just can't. Every part of my body and mind was telling me that I can't do it. That purifying you would do more harm than good..." The guardian of the Millennial Tree replied.

"So...you felt like it would be wrong to purify me?" The guardian of fire questioned.

"Yes...I felt like you would...die if I purified you." He replied. The guardian of fire felt his eyes widen. He scooted closer to the guardian of the Millennial Tree. Resting his head on Wind Archer's.

(I'm sorry, this next paragraph is so cheesy😭)

"...thank you...for not purifying me." Fire Spirit Cookie mumbled. Wrapping an arm around Wind Archer Cookie's waist. The guardian of the Millennial Tree felt an uncontrollable urge, one to kiss the guardian of fire. He shouldn't! It would be wrong. Maybe Fire Spirit Cookie wouldn't even like him back. But, he must remain calm and stoic. He didn't want to seem vulnerable around Fire Spirit. That was when Fire Spirit Cookie kissed Wind Archer Cookie on the top of his head. Wind Archer tried to stay composed, but it was growing increasingly difficult. Fire Spirit saw how much Wind Archer was struggling. A cocky smirk formed on his face. Maybe he could get the guardian of the Millennial Tree to crack by a bit of playful teasing. "So, Wind Archer?"

"Yes?" The guardian of the Millennial Tree replied.

"Ever wonder about me and you being Agar's family? Maybe even parents?" The guardian of fire asked, his tone full of false innocence and teasing. The question made Wind Archer blush furiously. He pulled his scarf up to cover his cheeks, which were dusted a dark green. The guardian of the Millennial Tree looked away from the guardian of fire. His gaze focused on the ground.

"I...I wouldn't mind that...if it's okay with you..." He responded. Looking back at the hammock where Agar Agar Cookie was sleeping. The thought of being one of her parents didn't sound so bad. He could teach her right from wrong. While Fire Spirit could teach her self defense. The child never had parents before, so it was for the best that two of them would fill those slots.

After a while, Wind Archer and Fire Spirit have grown to tolerate one another. Wind Archer was currently telling Agar a story. The story was about an archer, a wizard, and a little girl. The archer and the wizard had their differences and didn't really get along. That is, until the wizard found a little girl all alone. The wizard decided to bring the little girl to the archer, who lived in forest near the village. The wizard and the archer had learned that the little girl never had parents. Which made her resort to stealing food to stay alive. The wizard and the archer decided to work past their differences and issues to try and raise the little girl. The archer taught the little girl right from wrong, while the wizard taught her how to protect herself. The archer and the wizard soon fell in love with one another. The archer, the wizard, and the little girl were now a loving family. After Wind Archer Cookie finished telling Agar Agar Cookie the story, he looked over to see Fire Spirit Cookie sitting next to him. Agar Agar Cookie simply tilted her head. The young immortal looked between the two elemental guardians with curiosity.

That night, Agar Agar Cookie slept peacefully. Her dream interrupted by a weird train, one that was called the Sugarcloud Express. A small Cookie stepped out of the driver's compartment. A young cookie who wore a oversized black conductor's uniform. Her black conductor's hat had an extra light blue eye that functioned like a third eye. Her eyes being mauve with star pupils. With a diminutive frame and snow-white dough. Her floor-length white hair was tied in twintails, with a Star Jelly in each twintail. Her hair also has highlights of different shades of blue at the ends of her twintails. She sported a white conductor's whistle, with small yellow stars. She looked at Agar Agar Cookie. Offering her a ride on the Sugarcloud Express, Agar Agar Cookie agreed without hesitation. Upon the two entering the driver's compartment, the young train conductor stamped Agar's ticket.

"What's...your name? I'm...Agar Agar...Cookie."

"Me? I'm Milky Way Cookie! Assistant to the Slumbering Moon! And the conductor of the Sugarcloud Express!"

"Milky Way...Cookie?"

"Yup! And...yes...I am the youngest daughter of Shadow Milk Cookie."

"Who's...that?"

"You don't know who Shadow Milk Cookie is? He's the Beast of Deceit. I'm his...youngest daughter. His other two children...nevermind. Where do you want to go?"

"Want...to see Fire...and Wind."

"Huh? Give me a bit more detail."

The young train conductor looked at the young cookie in confusion. Where have they heard about someone with the word "wind" in their name. A thought suddenly came to her.

"Ah! You mean Archie, don't you?"

"Archie...?"

"Wind Archer, right? Papa calls him Archie."

The two cookies sat there in awkward silence as the train stopped at a destination. Agar watched as these black blobs exited the train, the doors closing before the train was up and running again. Milky Way Cookie didn't have anybody named Agar Agar Cookie on the list of passengers to deliver to their dreams. She must bring this knowledge to the Slumbering Moon. The young train conductor announced that there would be a bit of a detour in the planned schedule. Afterwards, the Sugarcloud Express began it's quick journey to the City of Wizards.

"Where...are we...going?"

"The City of Wizards. Just don't tell my boss. I doubt I have the patience to not run him over with this train if I get another scolding."

"Oh...what's your...Papa like?"

That question made Milky Way hesitate for a second.

"He was...an amazing dad. He always would cheer me and my two older siblings up when we were sad, always putting on entertaining puppet shows. I wanted to learn how to do a puppet show as well. He taught me how to make paper puppets..."

"Your...Papa sounds...amazing!"

"What is your dad like, Agar?"

"Which...one?"

"...oh. Well, what do you call both of them?"

"Fire...and Wind."

"What's Fire like?"

"He's...fun. He...likes to play...and to talk."

"And Wind?"

"Wind...is more...calm and careful...Wind doesn't...want me...and Fire to...get hurt."

"Your dads sound amazing, Agar!"

The train soon stopped at the station. Milky Way Cookie helped Agar Agar Cookie out of the train. As the two walked through the abandoned city, Agar recognized a woman from a piece of art. It was Moonlight Cookie! Did Milky Way know Moonlight? That would be awesome! Soon, the two arrived at the clock tower. Going to the very top, the two looked out the window. A calm yet tired voice soon spoke.

"Milky Way Cookie...what brings you here?"

"Slumbering Moon, I had a passenger that wasn't on the list of dream deliveries for my shift."

"Oh? What is their name?"

"Agar Agar Cookie."

There was silence, before Moonlight Cookie presented herself.

"Agar, nice to see you again. How is Wind Archer and Fire Spirit doing?"

Agar suddenly hugged Moonlight, causing the latter to chuckle. Milky Way stood there confused and surprised. Agar knew the Slumbering Moon? Soon, the two children made their way back to the train. Talking while they did so.

"You know the Slumbering Moon?"

"Yes..."

"Are Fire and Wind...this Fire Spirit and Wind Archer that the Slumbering Moon brought up?"

"Yes..."

"So you're telling me, your parents are Fire Spirit Cookie who is the Guardian of Fire and Wind Archer Cookie who is the Guardian of Nature?"

"Yes..."

"...could I meet them sometime?"

"Yes...Forest. No...normal cookie can...live in...the Dragon's...Valley."

"You live in the Dragon's Valley?"

"Yes...I'm immortal."

"...wow. I'm also immortal, my older siblings...weren't so lucky..."

"What...happened?"

"...It's personal."

"Oh...look! The...train!"

The two soon boarded the Sugarcloud Express once more, bringing Agar back to her dream.

The next morning, Agar Agar Cookie woke up to Wind Archer and Fire Spirit talking about if they should help Agar Agar Cookie find friends. Agar got out of the hammock, thanks to her ability to shape-shift into a slime. Walking over to her adoptive parents, she spoke up.

"I...made a...Friend!"

The room was stunned into silence. The two looked at Agar before Fire Spirit ruffled her hair. Agar asked if her friend could visit, to which the two replied that her friend could visit the forest.

Later, the three waited in the forest. Soon, Milky Way Cookie walked over. Wind Archer and Fire Spirit didn't recognize the young cookie. But as she got closer, Wind Archer recognized the eye on her conductor's hat. Wind Archer told Fire Spirit to grab Agar and hide her behind him. Pulling out his bow and arrow, Agar ran over to greet Milky Way. The two seemed close, and Wind Archer didn't sense regular darkness inside the young train conductor. Only the darkness that is passed down from parent to child. The young train conductor's three eyes looked at Fire Spirit and Wind Archer. Walking closer to the two, the two guardians got a good look at her. All three eyes were full of curiosity. The young train conductor looked at Wind Archer before asking a question.

"Are you this Archie that Papa sometimes talks about?"

Wind Archer was silent before answering.

"...who is your Papa?"

"...Shadow Milk Cookie..."

With those words, Fire Spirit interrupted the conversation.

"HOLD UP! YOU'RE TELLING ME, THAT THE DAMN BEAST OF DECEIT HAS A CHILD?!"

"Three, sir."

"Why does that make this worse?"

Agar Agar Cookie looked at her parents with a confused expression.

"What's...wrong?"

The two guardians looked at their adopted daughter in silence. Eventually, Milky Way Cookie broke the silence.

"Agar...my Papa wasn't...known for the best things. He was known for extremely convincing lies, manipulation, and...bringing Earthbread into chaos with rumors. I'm sorry for not telling you."

"Milky...Way?"

Agar Agar Cookie looked at her friend in shock. Milky Way Cookie's papa sounded so nice, but the true way Earthbread felt about her papa? It felt wrong. Milky Way Cookie turned around. Leaving the forest. Wind Archer held Agar Agar Cookie close. Afraid for his daughter's safety. Agar was sad that her only friend didn't tell her. But she felt mad that she was alone again.

Later, Wind Archer and Fire Spirit were trying to explain to Agar why the Beasts were dangerous.

"You see...the Beasts are not good."

"Those fuckers have hurt and possibly even killed a lot of cookies. That's why we don't want you to interact with Milky Way Cookie."

"But...Fire!"

"No buts. This is for your safety kid."

Fire Spirit said as Agar tried to argue.

It had been a few years since Agar Agar Cookie had been told to stop interacting with Milky Way Cookie. There was a new threat, the Beasts were back. Well...kinda. The children of the five Beasts had corrupted and became the next threat to Earthbread and cookie kind. Agar Agar Cookie had been training with the legendary guardians to control her powers, both with and without the mirror. Now being a teenager, she entered the domains belonging to one of the five new Beasts with Moonlight Cookie and Sea Fairy Cookie. The domain was the supposed home to the Beast of Hatred.

It looked like an abandoned and run down train station. The floor tiles chipped and having some scratches. Small plants and flowers growing from cracks. The ticket booth beginning to be reclaimed by nature. The tracks intertwined by vegetation. Despite the eerie silence confirming the fact of a lack of life, the three felt like there was someone watching them.

The silence was shattered by the echoing sound of faint footsteps and...loud sounds of scraping. Almost like...something or someone was dragging something sharp across the floor. The sound of footsteps grew louder, seemingly coming from all directions.

Soon, The footsteps go silent. The sound of an annoyed scoff was heard.

"Tsk. Who the hell are you three? And why are you here?"

To be continued (　・`ω・´)

I had to copy and past each individual paragraph from my notes app. My fingers hurt now.

[rori-the-writer]

Burning Spice Cookie. I REALLY wish I was joking. I'm being serious she literally has an image saved of you on her phone and keeps beating it into the mattress. And yes. She will most likely bit your ankles. I fear that child when she's mad. She is four foot six inches yet fucking terrifying!

-In best regards for your safety and ankles, R

Burning Spice Cookie! I must warn you about something! My younger sister has a favorite Ancient, which is Golden Cheese Cookie, but that's not what I came to warn you about! How do I put this...she may or may not trying to recruit other Golden Cheese Cookie fans to start a war against you...at this very moment? I...I don't know if I should laugh or be absolutely dumbfounded at her wishes to start a war against you, the literal Beast of Destruction. Any advice from you or your husband?

-Sincerely, R.

“Honestly, I don’t give two shits about her army! What is she gonna do? Pinch me? Bite my ankles!”

[He laughs]

“That’s a funny joke!”

[rori-the-writer]

Who I want in CRK despite never playing OvenBreak

A little more context:

Roguefort Cookie would be similar to Chili Pepper Cookie with their skill and attack.

Walnut Cookie would be support by "looking for clues" aka the weaknesses of the enemies.

The Choco Chess Twins would be two separate Cookies, both support. But when one is added to your team, the other will replace your lowest powered cookie out of the top five. Their skills are linked. Meaning if one has their skill used, so does the other. This means that if own is taken out by enemies, so is the other.

Longan Dragon Cookie has a fairly simple skill. Turning enemies to stone for a few seconds, stunning the enemies.

Millennial Tree Cookie will heal the ally/allies with the lowest HP.

Electric Eel Cookie would charge at enemies and stun them with his electricity.

Abyss Monarch Cookie would have a similar skill to White Lily Cookie, trapping enemies within tentacles instead of vines.

Idk much about Dragon Eye Cookie, but if I add their parents that means they get added.

Astronaut Cookie would have a similar skill to Milky Way Cookie(my baby). But instead of getting in a train, she gets into a spaceship.

Truffle Cookie is another cookie I don't know a lot about. But the spider like design gives them bomber. Like Prune Juice Cookie, she would summon a large spider that takes most of the damage.

Timekeeper Cookie has a semi similar skill to Caramel Arrow Cookie, but not too similar. They would open their scissors, cut a hole to another dimension, and random things come out of the time rip and damage the enemy.

I have no clue who this is but they look cute.

[rori-the-writer]

"That may be the case. But just know, if you need to talk to someone. I am always available in the Library of The Past or The Writer's Path."

A teenager looked at Silent Salt Cookie. The teenager was able to sense the pain in Silent Salt's dough. The cookie took a step forward. Tapping Silent Salt Cookie on the shoulder before speaking.

"Hello. My name is Rori. You are Silent Salt, Correct? I sense pain within you. Come sit with me. You can talk to me. I know the feeling all too well. You shouldn't bottle up your emotions and pain. It isn't healthy."

“…i appreciate the offer, young fellow, but.. I don’t think you’d understand… besides.. it’s inappropriate for a young cookie such as yourself counsel another cookie thousands of times your age”

[rori-the-writer]

Hopefully Coming Soon(if procrastination doesn't have a sudden unplanned visit)

The name of the episode will be "Similar Family, Similar Lives". THIS IS NOT CANON TO THE UNFORESEEN FAMILY AU! The AU belongs to @sofiluv31112 on Tumblr, or @/SofiLuvsToAnimate on YT. I love Sofi's understanding of the characters, the AU they made, and their artwork! So please show them some support! They're a small channel, but they deserve a lot more support! I am not the owner of this AU. Like I said, Sofi is the owner and creator of the Unforeseen Family AU. Go check them out as they're highly underrated.

I want to add that I couldn't remember what pronouns Sofi prefers so I used Gender Neutral pronouns as to not assume what Sofi prefers to be referred to as.

[rori-the-writer]

[Remorseful History has entered the chat]

"Still as cocky as ever, aren't you Fire Spirit? Should I tell the other legendary guardians about your past?"

Millennial Tree Cookie. If a hypothetical Guardian of History were to corrupt from learning the true reasons the witches baked normal cookies and tried to tell the other legendary guardians only to be ignored and now restricted anyone from entering a hypothetical library that held all of Earthbread's History, how would you react?

(Since you can't really ask Millennial Tree I'ma replace it with Wind Archer sowwy!!)

"Well, we..er..we don't talk about that."

"Probably because we already know..."

[rori-the-writer]

Why? Are you aware that you ignoring her caused her to fall to corruption in the first place. She tried to protect Earthbread by bringing that information to you...yet...you ignored her. Anyways. Sea Fairy. I believe you have committed Accidental Child Adoption. The "child" in question is Tayaki Fish Cookie, The guardian of Sea Life. Don't let their looks fool you, they may look like a child. But are actually a child. They take on the form of a child due to energy reasons. And they will hit anyone with a wall of Fish if someone insults you.

Millennial Tree Cookie. If a hypothetical Guardian of History were to corrupt from learning the true reasons the witches baked normal cookies and tried to tell the other legendary guardians only to be ignored and now restricted anyone from entering a hypothetical library that held all of Earthbread's History, how would you react?

(Since you can't really ask Millennial Tree I'ma replace it with Wind Archer sowwy!!)

"Well, we..er..we don't talk about that."

"Probably because we already know..."

[rori-the-writer]

It's interesting because...I know that same corrupted Legendary. I believe her name was...History Poet Cookie? Now known as Remorseful History?

Millennial Tree Cookie. If a hypothetical Guardian of History were to corrupt from learning the true reasons the witches baked normal cookies and tried to tell the other legendary guardians only to be ignored and now restricted anyone from entering a hypothetical library that held all of Earthbread's History, how would you react?

(Since you can't really ask Millennial Tree I'ma replace it with Wind Archer sowwy!!)

"Well, we..er..we don't talk about that."

"Probably because we already know..."

[rori-the-writer]

Interesting...can you at least give their name?

Millennial Tree Cookie. If a hypothetical Guardian of History were to corrupt from learning the true reasons the witches baked normal cookies and tried to tell the other legendary guardians only to be ignored and now restricted anyone from entering a hypothetical library that held all of Earthbread's History, how would you react?

(Since you can't really ask Millennial Tree I'ma replace it with Wind Archer sowwy!!)

"Well, we..er..we don't talk about that."

"Probably because we already know..."

[rori-the-writer]

I realized that vampires might have been used to dehumanize people with albinism. Examples:

The red eyes, Red eyes are common in albinism but not necessary. My father and one of my younger sisters are half albino and have blue eyes. But people who have albinism have very light sensitive eyes due to a lack of melanin.

The burning up in the sun. People who have albinism have less melanin in their skin, causing them to easily get sunburned and have worse sunburns. Vampires are known to turn to ash in the sun.

Pale skin. People who have albinism have pale skin due to a lack of melanin. Melanin is what makes up your skin tone. A lack of it makes you more pale and more vulnerable to sunburns.

vampires should look less human. i think.

[rori-the-writer]

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[rori-the-writer]

Oc for my younger sister

Image one is Tayaki Fish Cookie's most used form. Don't let this cookie's looks fool you. Despite mostly appearing as a child, they are actually an adult and a legendary guardian. They take on the form of a child to save energy, as after an attack from pirates, they now have less energy.

Image two is Tayaki Fish Cookie's true form. Despite looking like a gem mermaid, they are in fact, not. They're a an unknown species of sea life. Being related to Sea Fairy Cookie in a way.

DISCLAIMER! Just because this oc is an adult, does not mean I want any suggestive art or feelings about them. They take on the form of a minor most of the time due to their lore! Being an adult does not give one an excuse of being attracted to a character who looks like a child most of the time!

[rori-the-writer]

Please Read!

Hello! My name is Rori. I am a minor and use They/Them Pronouns! PLEASE DO NOT DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

Ask for NSFW art(mod is a minor), Ask personal questions, Engage in harassment, ask for pedophilic art, pedophilia in general, ask for zoophilic art, zoophilia in general, discrimination towards people with medical conditions no matter mental or physical(Mod has medical conditions of both types), say slurs, do anything racist, force ships onto others, ask suggestive questions(mod is a minor), support Tr-mp, ask for Necrophilia art, Necrophilia in general, or anything gross!

Onto art requests I do accept:

SFW ship art, oc designs, fanart of characters from CRK, answer questions that I find okay.

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Pedophilia, Zoophilia, Necrophilia, Tr-mp Supporters, Racist, Ableist, Comshippers, Proshippers.

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