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Do you have an hr department?

Of course we do!

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yo, ex E.O.D. agent here. wondering how I can join Zoraxis perhaps?

Just walk in and ask for an application! Prior experience nets you a lot of points with recruiters.

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let me get this straight... A HEAD SUPERVISOR, AT ZORAXIS, IS ON HERE? AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME?

Oh gosh...

(@ollie-ieytd-is-bored)

Hello! I’m Roz. I’ve been running this blog for a couple months now!

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WHY exactly are your offices filled with scorpions? That seems like a serious safety hazard for your employees

None of our current employees have been hurt by scorpions.

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So what kind of benefits does one get for working for Zoraxis? Healthcare, dental, vacation time?

Oh the full package, obviously. We care about our employees. Unlike a certain agency.

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So, just as a hypothetical, totally not relevant question, how poisonous are these scorpions? Just asking for a coworker

Not poisonous at all! Highly venomous though.

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Wait wait wait, what kind of bugs are we talking about here? Are we talking about a couple of spiders, or do you guys just fill your offices with scorpions?

Scorpions. :)

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Hey, you Zoraxis folks need any new telephones set up? I promise they aren’t bugged! Well, at least this time they aren’t!

We have so many bugs they’ll end up in yours anyways. Trust me, they love to migrate.

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roz how do i apply for a job at zoraxis

Walk in and ask.

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Considering the multiverse’s existence—have you ever wondered whether or not there’s a version of you who works with the Agency? I mean, the multiverse is infinite. There’s nothing saying it can’t occur.

…There’s probably a lot of versions of me that work with the Agency.

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you say you can find me huh

i dare you to find my blog

I don’t care about your blog. You’re not safe.

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Adderall. He has ADHD.

[OOC: blog writer here, I have ADHD, this isn’t a dig at people with it. Don’t wanna come across wrong, haha.]

How's Hivemind at meetings?

A little eccentric, but nothing particularly hard to deal with when insurance isn’t giving him trouble with his medication.

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I would advise against it then.

Roz is setting myself on fire for a trap out of the question?

Will you survive?

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You encounter Caliente sitting on your desk swinging his legs like a little child and humming a tune. He seems... Off. The details about him are all wrong, and he waves at you gleefully.

Something was definitely wrong here.

Who are you? Reveal yourself.

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*replaced all your evil doorknobs with rubber chickens*

They don't stop btw, eternal screaming :3

Acid.

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I stole all your evil door knobs, hope you don’t mind

Well now they’re gonna make you evil, so welcome to the team.

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Roz is setting myself on fire for a trap out of the question?

Will you survive?