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about to sleep like i’ve been anesthetized tonight 💓

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welcome to princeton-plainsboro high school

hi guys me and my friend @ricky-mortis made a house high school au

yapping below

house is a science (chem or phys idk) teacher at pee pee high school (what the kids call it)!!! he’s also the club advisor for clubmed and also the lacrosse coach!!!

wilson is an english teacher at Princeton-Plainsboro High School (NOT pee pee) and also the drama club advisor.

theyre married but the kids don’t know cuz they think its funny.

principal cuddy…

star lacrosse player rich boy robert chase (in this au he lives with his dad) joins clubmed from fatherly pressure. hates it. makes friends. hates it less. accidentally ends up wanting to be a doctor. allison cameron and eric foreman both want to be doctors and joined clubmed. cameron later transfers schools because her and chase’s breakup was SOOO BAD… awkward to this day… foreman has no friends and eats lunch with house everyday. house lets him do whatever with lab equipment.

thirteen and kutner are also in this!!! so house used to be a doctor but his malpractice lost him his license and also the connections to get jobs in research or college level teaching. hes kinda lost after that. vicodin abuse happens!!!!! and then he goes to rehab hooray!!!

after rehab something something wilson (who he knew before idk hes not a doctor though) is like. this stem teachers gonna retire in a year or two!!! and house (he wants to spend more time with wilson) speedruns a teaching certification and gets hired!!!!!!!!!

blah blah teachering blah blah gay theyre gay theyre in love blah blah

FUN FACTS!!!

house insists on being called dr. house (many students know and have pointed out his lack of medical license)

house HATES the school admin (yet is department head of science. so is wilson for english. house makes his ducklings do department head work for extra credit)

eric foreman’s grade in house’s class junior year was 234%

foreman is president of clubmed, chase is vice president. chase is not happy about this

kutner is alive and well (rocketry club…. and clubmed)

wilson has a lot of old movie posters in his classroom (house keeps all HIS posters at home)

house and wilson harass admin to get the same lunch and prep periods (when they do not have the same prep periods house will drop into wilson’s classroom unannounced while wilson’s teaching)

yes they do gossip about the students

along with foreman, the rest of the ducklings AND wilson eat lunch in house’s classroom

foreman gets called mini house and he hates it

house takes his classes on frequent field trips often unrelated to course content. they go literally ANYWHERE that isnt school

foreman chase and cameron have all graded papers for house

when foreman and chase graduate they both ask for letters of recommendation from house and he begrudgingly agrees and he never ever shows it to them (OR WILSON) even after it’s been submitted because its the nicest thing he’s ever said ever

house cried at their graduation (so did wilson but he cries every graduation)

wilson got house to play piano for a production. reasons for his success are unknown.

ok yay

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i write the filthiest, most disgusting smut of these two in my free time and it's the sweetest hugs that get me the most every single time

hilson sketches for these trying times

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house. im at season 7 now. slowly (lie) but surely.

guess whos my favorite

also made by my beautiful friend

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Wip struggling to draw men kissing. Ignore houses skin being so blue. Need to fixxxxx

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new story beat on the slow burn roommates to lovers hilson blog just dropped

Wilson, do you think House is an attractive guy? No liking him allegations here, just wondering if you think he's physically attractive

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I mean, yeah, I guess. I feel like everyone probably thinks that.

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.

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This was all cannon btw

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i love wilson’s baby bangs, green ties & his face gradually filling out (and so does house)

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97 seconds

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ragebaiting works

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im at season 3 i drew more house

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house's addiction to vicodin is nothing in the face of his addiction to cuddy's ass

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"You are not infecting him with malaria."

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among house md's most prominent motifs are addiction, love, friendship, family, eerie hallucinations of dead people, and...piss?

so uhh did we ever find out what freaks were in the writer's room when 3x16 came out orrr

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what happened this time

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my instant physiological response to seeing house and thirteen being father/daughter is to cry

ohh they’re so dear to me

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bad jokes and rainy nights