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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove
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don’t check up on them!! don’t keep tabs on them!! don’t look at their social media!! let them go like they let you go.
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folks will reveal out of nowhere how poorly they think of people with cognitive disabilities
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listening to bob dylan and dying in minecraft. life offers many such pleasures.
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
#be careful i did this one time last year and the woman i did it to asked me to swap it out#LIKE JUST GET OUT??
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reblog this and put in the tags which capital cities you’ve been to
#edinburgh london paris amsterdam prague vienna budapest#most of these (amsterdam onwards) were done last year on the holiday that broke my phone Twice#misc
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playing sweet cis teen for the baby gays who cried listening to pink pony club and accidentally driving them to suicide
#ktxt#every relisten i’m reminded of the joke online about how straight people see it as this fun club anthem#while gay people are sobbing because it details this (alleged) unique devastating queer experience#call me asexual because pink pony club is neither of those things!! it totally kills the mood in the club imo and it’s also not all that sad#TO ME!!#i get that it’s some people’s first day on planet earth and they haven’t discovered all the songs in the world#but can we please stop pretending that pink pony club’s impact is anything greater than providing another theme for a club night#not even at the gay clubs. the straight clubs. the hives and garages of your city
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my unique observation
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
#scheduling this post for june 23rd because i’ve missed it 2 years in a row#happy birthday sonic i love youuuuu 💙#guy of all time
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happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!
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stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem
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