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susan: you can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.

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susan: sorry i’m late. what did i miss?

olivia: an invitation?

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cynthia: change is inedible.

nancy: don’t you mean inevitable?

cynthia, spitting out coins: no, i did not.

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olivia: oh my god, i hate her.

nancy: ah, me too!

olivia: you have no idea who i’m talking about.

nancy: solidarity, sister!

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susan: well i could make an effort to be liked

susan: but i’d rather be hated than inconvenienced

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susan: do you trust me?

jane: sometimes.

susan: make this one of those times.

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hazel: what is your biggest weakness?

nancy: i can be uncooperative.

hazel: ok, can you give me an example?

nancy: no.

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olivia : tired of just deserving better, i’m gonna start taking it by force.

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lydia, watching the news : someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

cynthia : *walks in covered in ink* well, maybe the squid was being a dick!

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jane : you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?

olivia : several traffic violations.

cynthia : three counts of resisting arrest.

hazel : roughly 13 cans of energy drinks.

nancy : also, that’s not our car.

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olivia : i never cry.

jane : yesterday you were crying over snakes.

olivia, in tears : they don’t have any arms!

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jane : i never yell. even when i’m mad, i just push it down really deep and then sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night panicked and sweaty for no reason.

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jane : is something burning?

richie : just my love for you.

jane : richie, the toaster is on fire.

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jane : treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

olivia : killed without hesitation.

jane : no.