please i need an enabler. there are a bunch of planters full of plants at the mall and i want to take cuttings from them so bad (it's bad luck to get plant cuttings with permission lol) someone please encourage me to steal cuttings from the mall plants
0 notes
i hope the notes on that taylor swift arent too bothersome queen o7
i'll be fine, wolves raised by a toothless mother are incapable of biting hard.
1K notes
·
View notes
I am once again thinking about digging holes
It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
67K notes
·
View notes
In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
516K notes
·
View notes
cuz when we sneezing and hopping
we snopping
4K notes
·
View notes
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
260K notes
·
View notes
I might have to go take a nap before i start crying for no reason at all
0 notes
Time to start planting
1 note
·
View note
“ever notice how all nonbinary people are afab?”
no but i have noticed how every single amab nonbinary person ive come across is either forcibly labeled as a trans woman or a cis guy who just Loudly Gay
122K notes
·
View notes
anyone around me in any context: my main goal…
me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
52K notes
·
View notes
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
808K notes
·
View notes
MY TOMATOES QNQ
0 notes
66K notes
·
View notes
speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
82K notes
·
View notes
really? another album? didn't she just make one??
21K notes
·
View notes